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 Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 5:02 pm
Neji and a pregnant tenten would be funny because I think tenten would eventually kill Neji. Neji definently wouldn't know how to handle the situation. lol
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Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 8:17 pm
XD I think Sasuke would tease him. Or Naruto.
Neji: .__.
Sasuke: So, Hyuuga, what's the matter? Can't take the chaos?
Neji: =.= Shut up, Uchiha.
Sasuke: C'mon, Neji. Since you're just SO smart. You can figure it out. =w=
Neji: I hate you!
Sasuke: Bwuahaha! *runs off to his own children*
Neji: T.T
Tenten: NEJI! scream HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY IT?! PUT THE DAMN TOILET SEAT DOWN!!!
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Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 4:56 pm
xD I hate it when guys do that.
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Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 5:09 pm
Me too. xD They should make a toilet what is the toilet seat doesn't get put down, it zapped the guy with a laser. XD
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Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 12:30 pm
Iia Me too. xD They should make a toilet what is the toilet seat doesn't get put down, it zapped the guy with a laser. XD lol good idea
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Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 7:28 pm
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Posted: Sat Jul 01, 2006 9:50 am
I always picture Sasuke and Sakura with alot of kids...So, I'd actually think that Sasuke would have more...expert experience with children and blood hungry wives. o.O
I can only see one kid. A girl...and I can always picture her with the Byakugan, but with it off, she has one brown eye like Tenten, and one white eye like Neji. It's weird.
Heck, Neji and Sasuke can be so alike, I actually made a really long fanfic about them! =D I made them partners in crime =0
Tenten: Neji! I want Terimisu!
Neji: Terimisu? What's that--
Tenten: HOW THE HELL SHOULD I KNOW JUST GET ME SOME!
Neji: But--
Tenten: -Throws kunai at Neji and knocks off his hitai-ate or whatever-
Neji: -Gulp-
Tenten: ...Now...
Neji: -Nods frantically and leaves-
-Elsewhere-
Sasuke: Terimisu?
Neji: -Nodd-
Sasuke: -Thinks- I remember! It's a dessert from Italy!
Neji: O.O Italy? Where's that?
Sasuke: I don't know. I remember Sakura wanted some, so I searched half-way around the world to get some, and I was too tired to remember where it was or plot down coordinates. I just remember alot of stripes and a big man saying 'WELCOME TO ITALY! YOU SPEAK ITALIAN?' like that.
Neji: ...Oh s**t...
-One and a half months later-
Neji: -Comes back in shreds- Here...Tenten...Terimisu...
Tenten: Neji? Hi! Sorry, but I don't want Terimisu, I want Char Seu Bao. Neji: o.O And where and what the hell is tha--
Tenten: JUST SHUT UP AND GET ME SOME!
-Elsewhere-
Neji: Sasuke...
Sasuke: Neji?
Neji: Help... gonk
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Posted: Sat Jul 01, 2006 11:08 am
XD That's hilarious. I see Neji and Tenten having a girl as well. But with just white eyes.
I don't picture Sasuke and Sakura with any more than four kids; I actually see them with only two or three.
And I can just imagine Neji and Sasuke trying to get through Italy. XD
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Posted: Sat Jul 01, 2006 5:05 pm
Aha...They're all hilarious...You guys inspired me to do my very first one... crying -Tears of Joy- crying
Tenten: *Whispers* Neji... *Pokes*
Neji: *Snores*
Tenten: *Whispers*...Neji *Pokes Again*
Neji: *Still Snoring*
Tenten: *Whisper's Again* Neji...! *Pokes Again*
Neji: *Shift's onto other Side*
Tenten: DAMMIT NEJI!! OPEN YOUR FREAKING EYES!!!! *Pushes off Bed*
Neji: *Rubs head* Whattt???
Tenten: I want some chopped-suey and watermelon juice!
Neji: *Stands up and looks at clock* IT'S THREE IN THE FRIGGIN' MORNING!! I'M NOT GOING TO THE STORE THIS TIME OF NIGHT!!
Tenten: *Glares in a I'm-Going-To-Rip-Off-Your-BEEPS!! Sort of way*
Neji: But there's no store open....!!!! *Complains*
Tenten: Find one! *Threaten's to throw nightstand at him*
Neji: Alright!...I'm going! *Get's Slipper's and housecoat on and walks downstairs*
Tenten: *Yells from the Bedroom* DON'T FORGET THE WATERMELON JUICE!
Neji: *Mumbles to self* I got some watermelon juice right here for ya...*Clenches Fist*
Tenten: What was that dear?
Neji: Nothing sweety! *Goes outside, Get's into car and drive's down the street*
Neji: Chopped-Suey, Chopped-Suey, Chopped-Suey...Where the-- *See's a big beautiful sign tht says 'Food For You! Open Extra Late'.
Neji: *Thanks God*
Neji: *Get's out of car and walks up to door*
Sasuke: *Stands on the inside of door with keys in his hand smiling evily*
Neji: Noooo!!! I need to get in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Saskue: Nope...Sorry Neji, We're CLOSED!! *Laughs Manicly*
Neji: *Dives for door*
Sasuke: *Locks door*
Neji: *Smacks Head off locked door*
Sasuke: Let's see you put up with a moody pregnant lady...THAT'S HUNGRY!! MWUAHAHAH!!!
Neji: You @#$%&*!!!!!
Sasuke: *Sticks out Tougne And walks away further into the store*
Neji: *Drops to his knees and cries* WHY ME?!?!
Sasuke: *Stops and walks back* Oops I forgot something.
Neji: *Hears Sasuke walking back and turns* You're letting me in? Oh thank you Sasuke!! Thank you, Thank you!!!!
Sasuke: I'm not letting you in...I just forgot to turn the sign around to 'Closed'. *Turns Sign*
Neji: No0o0o0o0o0o0o0oo00oo00oo00o!!!!!!!!
Sasuke: *Smiles Evily and walks off*
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Posted: Sat Jul 01, 2006 5:45 pm
xD Funny! <3 And Sasuke owns a store? That's cool. XD
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Posted: Sun Jul 02, 2006 9:01 am
*pokes .[+Misstress.Of.Wolves+].* Thats my friend, Shauntelle.
Very interesting. xD ~
Neji: Uchiha.
Sasuke: Hyuuga.
Neji: I need help!! crying
Sasuke: *raises eyebrow* Your finally willing to go to a psychiatrist?
Neji: *glares* No. Moody.Pregnant.Wife.That.Wants.Food.From.Italy.
Sasuke: *eyes widen* So does Sakura!
Neji: Since when did you and Sakura get together?
Sasuke: *mumbles colorful words* We've been together now for over a year Hyuuga.
Neji: Oh.
Sasuke: *rolls eyes* But how the hell are we supposed to get to Italy?
~A few days later~
Sasuke & Neji: *get out of their rowboat* We finally got the food! *both run off to their homes*
Sasuke: Sakura! I got that... stuff.. you wanted!
Sakura: *looks at the stuff* I want sushi now. *walks off eating the food*
Neji: Tenten! I got the... food.. from Italy you wanted!
Tenten: I want sushi. NOW! *takes the food and leaves.*
~Same place from before~
Sasuke: Hyuuga.
Neji: Uchiha.
Both: *sighs* So what does your wife want this time?
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Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 8:55 am
Brittney-chan *pokes .[+Misstress.Of.Wolves+].* Thats my friend, Shauntelle.
Very interesting. xD ~
Neji: Uchiha.
Sasuke: Hyuuga.
Neji: I need help!! crying
Sasuke: *raises eyebrow* Your finally willing to go to a psychiatrist?
Neji: *glares* No. Moody.Pregnant.Wife.That.Wants.Food.From.Italy.
Sasuke: *eyes widen* So does Sakura!
Neji: Since when did you and Sakura get together?
Sasuke: *mumbles colorful words* We've been together now for over a year Hyuuga.
Neji: Oh.
Sasuke: *rolls eyes* But how the hell are we supposed to get to Italy?
~A few days later~
Sasuke & Neji: *get out of their rowboat* We finally got the food! *both run off to their homes*
Sasuke: Sakura! I got that... stuff.. you wanted!
Sakura: *looks at the stuff* I want sushi now. *walks off eating the food*
Neji: Tenten! I got the... food.. from Italy you wanted!
Tenten: I want sushi. NOW! *takes the food and leaves.*
~Same place from before~
Sasuke: Hyuuga.
Neji: Uchiha.
Both: *sighs* So what does your wife want this time? thats too hilarious!!!!!!!!
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Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 5:37 pm
^_^ Thanks!
Me: Come one, Come all! Pay me 20$ and Ill make yah laugh.
Iia! We can start a business!
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Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 5:41 pm
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