| Do you like Tekken. |
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| NO. I ABSOLUTELY LUV IT!!! |
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 Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 7:36 am
Doctor: (to Nina) I am sorry, but the test turns out negative, your nephew is Steve.
Doctor: (to Anna) However, your test comes out positive, you are in fact, Steve's mother.
Commercial break to a new soap opera called Tekken Soap
WHAT A TWIST
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Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 9:13 am
Xiaoyu: *punches panda* ******** furry freak...I TOLD YOU TO LEAVE ME ALONE!
Panda: *Mulls Xiaoyu*
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Dead Twisted Romance Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 9:21 am
Raven: I hunt vampires at night
Another episode from that brand new series....Tekken soap
Doctor: (to Baek)The tests came in and I am sorry to say this but....you are paralyzed from the waist down
Baek: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Hwo: Ha, that means I am better than you
Baek: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Tune in for another episode of Tekken Soap
(This is fun)
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Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 9:45 am
Heihatchi: Son its about time you learned about sex...
Kazuya: O.O
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Dead Twisted Romance Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 3:50 pm
Ok, here's one:
Kuma: And that, comrades, is why we need to overthrow Heihachi.
Panda: OoOh, I see!
*time passes*
Heihachi: OMG no!
Kuma: Yes. *bitchslaps to death*
Panda: w00t.
*more time passes*
Panda: Kuma...?
Kuma: I'm busy. Goway.
Panda: But... all the other Tekken animals are starving to death!
Kuma: All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others, Panda.
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Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 5:26 pm
Jun: (to Kazuya) I have been living a lie, I am Heihachi's daughter
Baek: NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
This concludes another episode of Tekken Soap
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Posted: Sat Jul 15, 2006 12:04 pm
Kazuya: i love flowers!
Devil Jin: Im an angel from god! heart rofl heart heart heart heart
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Posted: Sat Jul 15, 2006 2:44 pm
Jack 5: I was made from China
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Posted: Sat Jul 15, 2006 9:41 pm
Kazuya and Heihachi singing The Fun song from sponge bob rofl
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Posted: Sun Jul 16, 2006 8:07 am
And here's what he actually wouldnt say: I love women.
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Posted: Sun Jul 16, 2006 2:45 pm
Kahatir And here's what he actually wouldnt say: I love women. Hey! Lee loves me. *holds Lee in a headlock* Don'cha? *threatens him with a knife*. Xaiyou: Ugh. Damn preppies. *rolls a joint*. Hwo: Xaiyou! *takes away the joint and throws it in the trash* Stop that! It's illegal! Heihachi: Damn you, Hwoarang. That stuff wasn't cheap. Julia: Well, I can't sell it cheap, can I?
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Posted: Sun Jul 16, 2006 3:09 pm
Devil:Omg, I am..PURPLE!That is like, my total fav colour!Like NO WAY!
Heihachi: It looks so nice on you *Friendly smile* Want me to paint your toes in that colour!
Devil: Omg you are like, my total best friend!*hugs Heihachi*
Heihachi: *Looks down* I feel fat...
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Dead Twisted Romance Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 7:43 pm
Anna Williams Kahatir And here's what he actually wouldnt say: I love women. Hey! Lee loves me. *holds Lee in a headlock* Don'cha? *threatens him with a knife*. Xaiyou: Ugh. Damn preppies. *rolls a joint*. Hwo: Xaiyou! *takes away the joint and throws it in the trash* Stop that! It's illegal! Heihachi: Damn you, Hwoarang. That stuff wasn't cheap. Julia: Well, I can't sell it cheap, can I? lol Jin: good thing gramps is filthy rich *smokes joint*
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Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 11:13 pm
Anna and Lee singing "Barbie Girl" by Aqua. rofl (I think you guys know the lyrics)
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Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 3:47 am
Paul: Fighting is too crappy. Time to read the encyclopedias mrgreen ...
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