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 Posted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 1:21 pm
xD Haha.
Sakura: Sasuke-kun. His first word was TOMATO.
Sasuke: D: What's wrong with that?!
Sakura: >< Babies' first words are supposed to be 'MAMA' or 'PAPA,' now some kind of vegetable!
Sasuke: *GASP* A tomato is not just "some kind of vegetable." =.=
Sakura: . . . It's gotta be an Uchiha thing. -o- I'm going to bed. *walks off*
Which NOW gives me the idea of Sasuke and Sakura betting on which the baby will say first, 'mama' or 'papa/daddy'. xD
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Posted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 1:34 pm
xDD
And then something insane happening like the baby combining 'mama' and 'papa' to create 'mapa' or 'pama.' That poor kid would never hear the end of it.
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Posted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 1:37 pm
xD I could see them kidnapping the kid from the other and sitting there trying to make him/her say 'mama/papa'.
Baby: Mapa.
Sasuke: >_> No. Papa. Say Papa! Now hurry and say it before Mama gets home and I get in trouble. >>
Baby: ^___^ Mapa!
Sasuke: <.> *pulls his hair*
*phone rings*
Sasuke: Eh. *walks over to the phone*
Sakura: >>...<<...*sneaks behind the child, then grabs him and runs off*
Sasuke: Oh, yeah, Kakashi, the baby is doing fi- *turns around* O.O OH MY GOD, WHERE'S THE BABY?!
*on the other end of the phone*
Kakashi: o.o.....>> Uh-huh. Maybe I should be stepping in to help them.
*meanwhile*
Sakura: Say 'mama' baby. You can do it. n.n C'mon now, before Daddy figures out you're gone.
Baby: Mapa! <3
Sakura: Come on! It's 'mama'. Mama!
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Posted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 8:33 pm
xDDD
I can just imagine Sasuke screaming like that in a really high-pitched voice.. xd
Kakashi: "I didn't even know Sasuke's voice could reach that high of an octave.." .. *Hears the operator* He hung up on me? .. Should I go check on them? Ah, maybe later.. -Goes back to reading his Icha Icha Paradise book-
Poor Sasuke's going to be so paranoid and worried that someone kidnapped his baby. xD;
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Posted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 8:37 pm
xD Yeah, I can see him calling everyone to start a search party, when the baby is with his mother two rooms down the hallway. <3 Or if Itachi's still alive at that point, Sasuke going on a rave that somehow Itachi stole his child. x3
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Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 12:18 am
Iia xD Yeah, I can see him calling everyone to start a search party, when the baby is with his mother two rooms down the hallway. <3 Or if Itachi's still alive at that point, Sasuke going on a rave that somehow Itachi stole his child. x3 Which leads me to the point of Itachi beng an uncle? How do you think Sasuke would react? Or Sakura?
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Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 8:10 am
xD I can just imagine the crack.
Itachi: Sasuke.
Sasuke: Itachi.
Itachi: I heard that you have a child.
Sasuke: What's it to you?
Itachi: Congratulations.
Sasuke: Thanks. Now go away.
Itachi: No.
Sasuke: Why not?
Itachi: >> Is he cute? >w< I want to see my nephew! <3
Sasuke: T.T It's a girl.
Itachi: Oh.
Sasuke: DON'T RUB IT IN! T__T
Itachi: =O Let me see her. Pleeeaaase? I can't believe I'm an Uncle! I canteach her to say "'Tachi!" Wouldn't that be cute? <3333333333 >w<
Sasuke: x.@ Like hell you're Uncle! Go away!!
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Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 8:20 am
Iia xD I can just imagine the crack.
Itachi: Sasuke.
Sasuke: Itachi.
Itachi: I heard that you have a child.
Sasuke: What's it to you?
Itachi: Congratulations.
Sasuke: Thanks. Now go away.
Itachi: No.
Sasuke: Why not?
Itachi: >> Is he cute? >w< I want to see my nephew! <3
Sasuke: T.T It's a girl.
Itachi: Oh.
Sasuke: DON'T RUB IT IN! T__T
Itachi: =O Let me see her. Pleeeaaase? I can't believe I'm an Uncle! I canteach her to say "'Tachi!" Wouldn't that be cute? <3333333333 >w<
Sasuke: x.@ Like hell you're Uncle! Go away!! xD Uncle Tachi!! Uncle Tachi!!! <333333
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Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 8:24 am
~chibi kagome62~ Iia xD I can just imagine the crack.
Itachi: Sasuke.
Sasuke: Itachi.
Itachi: I heard that you have a child.
Sasuke: What's it to you?
Itachi: Congratulations.
Sasuke: Thanks. Now go away.
Itachi: No.
Sasuke: Why not?
Itachi: >> Is he cute? >w< I want to see my nephew! <3
Sasuke: T.T It's a girl.
Itachi: Oh.
Sasuke: DON'T RUB IT IN! T__T
Itachi: =O Let me see her. Pleeeaaase? I can't believe I'm an Uncle! I canteach her to say "'Tachi!" Wouldn't that be cute? <3333333333 >w<
Sasuke: x.@ Like hell you're Uncle! Go away!! xD Uncle Tachi!! Uncle Tachi!!! <333333
Sasuke: O.O No! That's a bad word!
Baby: Uncle Tachi!
Sasuke: Nuuuuu! That name is forbidden in the household! Do you hear me? D: You can't say that name!
Baby: Tachi! Tachi!
Sasuke: >< DAMN YOU, ANIKI!
Baby: ....damn?
Sasuke: .__________. NO! Nonononono, PLEASE don't say that. >> Mama will KILL daddy! Daddy said a BAD word. Don't say that!
Baby: Damn. ^_^ *giggles*
Sasuke: "Sakura is going to kill meeeeee....T.T s**t."
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Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 8:35 am
Iia xD
Sasuke: O.O No! That's a bad word!
Baby: Uncle Tachi!
Sasuke: Nuuuuu! That name is forbidden in the household! Do you hear me? D: You can't say that name!
Baby: Tachi! Tachi!
Sasuke: >< DAMN YOU, ANIKI!
Baby: ....damn?
Sasuke: .__________. NO! Nonononono, PLEASE don't say that. >> Mama will KILL daddy! Daddy said a BAD word. Don't say that!
Baby: Damn. ^_^ *giggles*
Sasuke: "Sakura is going to kill meeeeee....T.T s**t." xD This is where Sakura appears with a spatula twisted
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Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 3:12 pm
And not a normal-sized spatula either. More like a monster-sized one. o_o Ooh. Poor Sasuke.
Omg.. Uncle Tachi. xDD I can just picture Itachi coming by once a month to visit, with his Akatsuki cloak and everything. He can even come up with a new phrase!
"Foolish little niece, you lack.. a clean diaper."
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Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 3:32 pm
Quote: Sakura: -Attempting to feed their son mashed peas- Here comes the chu-chu train, open wide! Baby: *Bursts into tears* Sakura: .. <<; .. SASUKE-KUN. Sasuke: *Walks into the kitchen again* .. You made him cry again? .. You mentioned the train, didn't you? Sakura: It's not my fault he's afraid of trai-- OH, just feed him! I need to go change clothes. He's made a habit out of decorating my shirt with food-art. *Hands him the spoon and bottle of peas before exiting the room* Sasuke: *Makes sure she's gone before dropping the bottle into the trashcan and tossing the spoon into the sink* Let's get you some real food.. *Opens the refrigerator and pulls out a tomato* [So-and-so amount of days later.] Baby: -Mumbling some incoherent things in baby language- Sakura: *Gasps* Sasuke-kun! I think he's about to say his first word! Thinking: "Oh, please be 'mama', please be 'mama'.." Sasuke: *Walks into the room, expressionless as always, and makes his way over to the rest of his family* Baby: To.. ma.. Sakura: "Toma? No! Mama! Come on, MAMA. SAY IT." Baby: To.. ma.. to.. Sakura: .. Eh? Baby: *Looks toward Sasuke* TOMATO! Sakura: *Glares at her husband* Sasuke: o_o; .. >_>; *Quickly leaves*
Lmaoo... nicee!
Anyways, about the SakuSasu children.
I actually see them having 5 kids. Don't know why. >.>
Pink hair... hmm.. not going to happen. He's going to like, secretly dye it or something before his little uchiha hier goes out into public.
About Itachi. If Itachi came near the kid. Sasuke would either:
A) Killing rampage.
B) Hollar to Sakura to get the spatula and spork.
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Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 3:46 pm
Brittney-chan About Itachi. If Itachi came near the kid. Sasuke would either: A) Killing rampage. B) Hollar to Sakura to get the spatula and spork.
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Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 3:48 pm
Kairi.nin And not a normal-sized spatula either. More like a monster-sized one. o_o Ooh. Poor Sasuke.
Omg.. Uncle Tachi. xDD I can just picture Itachi coming by once a month to visit, with his Akatsuki cloak and everything. He can even come up with a new phrase!
"Foolish little niece, you lack.. a clean diaper."
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Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 3:52 pm
Yes, they're pretty popular! Just imagine Sasuke whacking Itachi with a spatula, kocking him out, and cooking him like fried eyes. Sunny-side up ^^
*Knock, Knock*
Sasuke: Itachi.
Itachi: Sasuke.
Sasuke: Itachi *venom*
Sakura: Great! You two know each other! Great to know! *Rolls eyes from kitchen while looking out.
Sasuke: Sakura, get the spatula.
Itachi: *Gulps*
Sakura: *sighs* Coming dear.
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