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Dr._L0ve

PostPosted: Sun Nov 13, 2005 12:13 pm


why are you so mean to pisces
PostPosted: Sun Nov 13, 2005 12:59 pm


Dr._L0ve
why are you so mean to pisces


They're online humor. Nothing more nor less.

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 24, 2006 5:18 pm


OBJECTION! Who said I'd take care of a turtle anyway? XD
PostPosted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 10:00 pm


Becuase pisces people usually forget things, and are always dreaming.

It was funny though.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 9:00 am


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After Sex Comments by Sun Sign:

Aquarius: "Now let's try it with our clothes off!"


Freakin' *hilarious!* xd blaugh rofl
PostPosted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 2:29 pm


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ImaginaryQuicksilver
After Sex Comments by Sun Sign:

Aquarius: "Now let's try it with our clothes off!"



Freakin' *hilarious!* xd blaugh rofl


I don't get that one... redface

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 10:40 pm


Aquarians are said to have a reputation for innovative love-making. They like to keep things new in the bedroom.
PostPosted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 10:43 pm


Oh. I don't know how I could have missed that...Thanks for the explanation!

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 8:42 am


Welcome--nice socks! 3nodding cool
PostPosted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 4:37 pm


Thanks! I just wish they'ed make mismatched socks for gaian avatars, since I never wear matching socks in real life.

I'm an aquarius too. xd

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 8:17 am


That would be cool! 3nodding I'm wearing the same pair--got 'em as a Christmas gift. 4laugh Hooray for Aquarius! I have a Libra Rising with a Gemini Moon. S'funny, one of my best friends is a Gemini and he's hilarious, but sometimes I find myself thinking he's gone a little too far and I realize I'm admonishing the dark side of my Moon for enjoying his sadistic wit a little too much. blaugh
PostPosted: Tue May 23, 2006 12:01 pm


There should be more astrohumor.

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MEOWITSTERRA

PostPosted: Sun Jun 04, 2006 11:59 pm


lol, "what lightbulb?" That's so true; I just noticed that I have two burned out in my room XD
PostPosted: Mon Jun 05, 2006 12:05 am


I found something:

Aries: Snoring so loud and forceful it actually butts into you with its intensity.

Taurus: Peacefully stubborn snoring; don't bother trying to wake them up.

Gemini: They snore until you try to tug at them to get them to stop; then they unconsciously change their mind and stop all by themselves, only to start again as soon as you roll back over.

Cancer: They can't sleep securely without a good snore and will get defensive about it if you try to deal with the fact that it's keeping you up.

Leo: They snore! They roar! And they're damned proud to hear a tape of their snoring which you made to try to evince a bit of sympathy from them. Good luck!

Virgo: Give them the tape you made for Leo; they will have it analysed and find new reasons to worry about their own nocturnal habits.

Libra: Loud yet beautiful, almost artistic snoring. You didn't think Venus could honk like that, did you?

Scorpio: Snoring that bores into your very soul, as you sit there wondering if it will ever cease long enough to let you get some shuteye.

Sagittarius: The snoring gets louder and louder, and when you wake them up they ask how much fun was it to listen, huh, huh?

Capricorn: Businesslike, rock-solid snoring. Snoring futures are traded regularly now at the NYSE; they all belong to Capricorns.

Aquarius: Your reputation as the water bearer is borne out when you drool like a faucet as you snore, making the experience of sleeping with you doubly awful. Welcome to the new age.

Pisces: Rather than give you a broad generalization, I'll tell you about my friend Cris the Pisces: he snores so loud that once, at a campsite, the other campers picked him up, bedroll and all, and carried him 150 yards away and dropped him in a meadow. He awoke, wondering where he was. Ah, the Piscean life is indeed mysterious at times.

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 05, 2006 9:53 pm


I liked the Scorpio after sex one...

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