Lon3 Wo7f
GOOOOD SOOONG
As I walk through the valley where
I harvest my grain I take a look at
my wife and realize she's very plain
But that's just perfect for an Amish
like me You know I shun fancy things
like electricity.At 4:30 in the morning
I'm milkin' cows Jebediah feeds the
chickens and Jacob plows... fool
And I've been milkin' and plowin'
so long that Even Ezekiel thinks that
my mind is gone I'm a man of the land,
I'm into discipline Got a Bible in my
hand and a beard on my chin
But if I finish my chores and
you finish thine Then tonight we're
gonna party like it's 1699
We've been spending most our lives
Living in an Amish paradise
churned butter once or twice
Living in an Amish paradise
It's hard work and sacrifice
Living in an Amish paradise
We sell quilts at discount price
Living in an Amish paradise
A local boy kicked me in the butt
last week I just smiled at him and
I turned the other cheek I really
don't care, in fact I wish him well
'Cause I'll be laughing my head off
when he's burning in hell
But I ain't never punched a tourist
even if he deserved it
An Amish with a 'tude? You know that's
unheard of! I don't wear buttons but
I got a cool hat And my homies agree
I really look good in black... fool
If you come to visit, you'll be bored
to tears We haven't even paid the phone
bill in 300 years But we ain't really
quaint, so please don't point and stare
We're just technologically impaired
There's no phone, no lights
no motorcar
Not a single luxury
Like Robinson Caruso
It's as primitive as can be
We been spending most our lives
Living in an Amish paradise
We're just plain and simple guys
Living in an Amish paradise
There's no time for sin and vice
Living in an Amish paradise
We don't fight, we all play nice
Living in an Amish paradise
Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin'
lots of butter Raised a barn on
Monday, soon I'll raise anutter
Think you're really righteous?
Think you're pure in heart? Well,
I know I'm a million times as humble
as thou art I'm the pious guy the
little Amlettes wanna be like On my
knees day and night scorin' points
for the afterlife
So don't be vain and don't be whiny
Or else, my brother, I might
have to get medieval on your heinie
We been spending most our lives
Living in an Amish paradise
We're all crazy Mennonites
Living in an Amish paradise
There's no cops or traffic lights
Living in an Amish paradise
But you'd probably think it bites
Living in an Amish paradise
(choir) Oh, Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh...Yuck!
HOLY CRAP!! My friend and I were JUST talking about Weird Al songs and I told her about this one like yesterday!?! How creepy!!! hahah...
