Ember Darc
Tentacle Pimp
Because I had fake pink hair. You stole and whored my idea.

:win:


You may have given me the idea, but I took it to the next, better, level. :>
Tell me, Ember. If that is your real name. Is your hair still pink at this very moment? Has it been pink since the first time the color left your hair the first time? If not, then what you did doesn't matter anymore. Under my drooling, angry alien head, my hair is still pink. I say the way I did it is better because it's permanent until I say otherwise, or Gaia breaks completely; and more people can see it.

Also, I know we all agree that you shouldn't be on this throne because of the cookie massacre of 1912, which we all know you were behind. Get on your cookie murdering throne of the cookie murdering kingdom and I'll be on my throne in my kingdom. Maybe we can write some treaties and have sleepovers.

Cheers.

Short: It's still my throne. You find your own.

...Peasant. o: