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 Posted: Wed May 25, 2005 6:09 pm
Here's a good one!
Tom walks in to find d**k asleep on the sofa and Harry dead on the floor in a puddle of water. What happened?
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Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 12:47 am
I heard something similar to that once but there was more to the story. Let me see if I can remember it how I heard it ....
One night at a Hotel some crooks broke in and stole some jewels. On their way out they killed Romeo and Juliet and there was a puddle of water on the floor in the middle of the hall. When the police arived they determined only the jewels were gone and they didn't care that Romeo and Juliet died. How were they killed?
... Or something like that is how I heard it. But if It's the same story Romeo and Juliet are Fish and their fish bowl was knocked off something and crashed (making the puddle of water on the floor) and the fishes suffocated to death due to lack of water, am I right?
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Lionheart701 Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 12:45 pm
Maybe d**k came home drunk and knocked over Harry's fish bowl.
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Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 4:00 pm
I got one
'Forever closed yet opens wide to let the other come inside.... One is broken yet will be stronger as the span grows ever longer'
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Ocarina dude Vice Captain
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Ocarina dude Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 5:34 pm
You be deducted points if you guess wrong peolpe.
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Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 8:12 am
Ocarina_dude I got one 'Forever closed yet opens wide to let the other come inside.... One is broken yet will be strongeras the spn grows ever longer' spn?
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Lionheart701 Vice Captain
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Ocarina dude Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 11:37 am
I fixed the typo...... Anyone want to guess?
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Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 12:42 pm
The gates of Heaven and Hell?
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Lionheart701 Vice Captain
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Ocarina dude Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 3:41 pm
I will post the correct answer later this evening/night
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Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 7:47 pm
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Lionheart701 Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 8:03 pm
the correct answer is a chain of rings. mrgreen
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Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 9:29 pm
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Lionheart701 Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 12:51 pm
weird riddle, but true answer.
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Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 3:41 pm
the last part doesn't make sense though I thought. Here's a riddle for you though. What do you buy just to throw away?
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Lionheart701 Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 4:13 pm
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