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 Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 8:50 pm
WWWWWWHHHHHHEEEEEEE!!!!!!
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Posted: Sun Jul 02, 2006 6:53 am
When Peter was on the computer naked at work and he's like, Oh yeah, that's my chinese Lois xd
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Posted: Sun Jul 02, 2006 6:59 am
When Peter had a bird nest in his mustache and had the baby birds.
When he fantasis them as his real children and when he got to the third bird, he imagined a bounty hunter from star wars instead of Meg XXXXXXXD
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Posted: Sun Jul 02, 2006 9:47 am
Choko-cat When Peter had a bird nest in his mustache and had the baby birds. When he fantasis them as his real children and when he got to the third bird, he imagined a bounty hunter from star wars instead of Meg XXXXXXXD I meant beard
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Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 6:27 pm
smurfs!
Smurf1:so did you have a good time last nite?
smurf2:smurftacular!
smurf1:ya i saw you leavin with smurfet.
smurf2:when we got in the parking lot she started smurfin me.
smurf1:shut the smurf up!
smurf2:smurf ya.
smurf1:that is freakin smurf.
smurf2:ya.
rofl
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Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 11:32 am
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Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 12:16 pm
i dont only have one so here we go
Lawyer: Peter, Sarah has decided to press sexual harrasssment charges against you.
Peter: Sarah...Is that the one we video taped taking a dump?
Stewie: Did you hear that Meg? Guys can marry other guys now. So...this is awkward, but I mean, if they can do that, that is pretty much it for you, isn't it? I mean you as well pack it in. Game over.
Brain: Ugh, I can't beileve you're serving a three year sentance, it seems so harsh.
Lois: Well, the only upside is that it's given me time to think about why I ended up in here. I guess I was stealin' because I was so sick of the same old routine. I felt like I had a void in my life, like, like, there was a secret hole in me...
Quagmire: Oh God!
Lois:...and I was tryin' to fill that hole with all kinds of expensive objects, and things...
Quagmire: Oh God!!!
Lois: ...and I felt wonderful with all those things fillin' that hole.
Quagmire: Oh God!!!!!!
Lois: I did this to myself, so I'm just gonna have to lay back and let the penal system teach me a lesson.
Quagmire: That one is also sexual.
Chris (talking to Peter): You're just running away from your troubles by being here!
Peter: What are you talking about? Meg's right
here.
Brian: Wow Peter you look happy.
Peter: I am Brian. I got a job at the brewerey(sp?). Finally, I'm one of those poeple that can't wait to get to work in the morning. Like a dairy cow
(Goes to a clip of a guy milking a cow)
Cow: YES!! YES!! OH YES!!!
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Posted: Sat Jul 15, 2006 4:22 pm
Here's one -
(flashback when Peter is in a museum of dinosaurs)
Peter - Why did all of the dinosaurs die ?
Manager - Because you touch yourself at night .
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Posted: Sat Jul 15, 2006 4:33 pm
On the TV -
Tom (newscaster) - Here's Ollie Williams with the Black-you-Weather forecast. Ollie ?
Ollie - It's gonna rain !
Tom - Thanks Ollie.
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Posted: Sat Jul 15, 2006 8:56 pm
press- "Sir, why do you think the citizens have supported you all this time?"
Clinton- "Well maybe it's because your so fat!"
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Posted: Sat Jul 15, 2006 9:01 pm
Lois: "What's wrong Chris?"
Chris: "I dont think Mrs. Lockhart likes me."
Lois: Mrs.Lockhart!! Your teacher?!?
Peter: WHOA, whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa, whoa... Lois this is not my Batman glass!!
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Posted: Sat Jul 15, 2006 9:10 pm
Peter: Optimus Prime is Jewish?
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Posted: Sat Jul 15, 2006 9:15 pm
Peter on phone: Hey Laura!! It's me, Peter Griffin, yeah senior prom. Ummm... I just found out im mentaly retarded and you might wanna get yourself tested.
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Posted: Sat Jul 15, 2006 9:21 pm
Lois: Alright Peter, this one's for the win. Say the word what.
Peter: AHHHHhhhh... poooooffffft... uhhhhhhhhh... well this one really seperates the men from the boys. uhhhhhhhh...
Lois: Oh my god Peter just say the word what!
Peter: Now, now now now, Lois this isnt a race now. ummmmm... Fantastic Four, Fantastic Four, steak, steak, steak, steak, small amount of peas... ummmm... I think im gonna go with what.
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Posted: Sat Jul 15, 2006 9:29 pm
Peter: *moves restaraunt tables to the side* alright men bring er' through!
Lois: Peter!! Your embaracing me!
Peter: Not as near as embaracing as when I had the job to entertain prisoners.
*shows flash flashback at prison*
Prisoner 1: Do it again Griffin.
Peter: AWWWWWW... Come on I just did it like 5 times...
Prisoner 2: *interupting Peter* DO IT!!... Again.
Peter: *takes off shirt and pulls down pants* *pushes fat together* "My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and there like, its better than yours, damn right, it better than yours, I can teach you, but I have to *while starting to cry* char-h-h-h-arge!
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