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Orophin

PostPosted: Fri Sep 03, 2004 4:20 am


HAHAHA! xd

there is some good come out of it biggrin you can tell you all have bright kids ^_^
PostPosted: Fri Sep 03, 2004 9:44 am


Orophin

Illiana_Galean
I hear in the hallway from my little parrot, "F you. F you. F you."

xd The best teacher is example


I know, but hey, at least I know where she learned THAT one from. There's a few others I have no clue where she picked up. Every time she sees something cool, she yells, "Holy s*$t!" When she stubs her toe, she yells, "S*$t!" Then last week our babysitter picked her up and she yells, "Put me down B!" I have no clue where she got those ones. It's actually really bothering me.

Illiana_Galean


Orophin

PostPosted: Fri Sep 03, 2004 3:49 pm


Illiana_Galean
"Put me down B!"


sweatdrop ... how old is this child again?...
PostPosted: Fri Sep 03, 2004 3:51 pm


Orophin
Illiana_Galean
"Put me down B!"


sweatdrop ... how old is this child again?...


Um....well....she's....um....2... sweatdrop redface

Like I said, I'm not sure where she got the rest of the language.

Illiana_Galean


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 03, 2004 3:52 pm


Illiana_Galean
Orophin
Illiana_Galean
"Put me down B!"


sweatdrop ... how old is this child again?...


Um....well....she's....um....2... sweatdrop redface

Like I said, I'm not sure where she got the rest of the language.


wow eek
PostPosted: Fri Sep 03, 2004 3:58 pm


.. i just had an idea...

i was talking to two friends on MSN... 4laugh one of them was a 5yo...

she wanted to know how to make the little ^_^ face.. so i said "just hold down shift and then press 6"... thing is though.. there was a typo... and in that entire sentence.. there was no 'f' ... whee

and our 5yo friend went "Umm maahh!! brody swore!!!"
sweatdrop

hehe.. shes a lovely kid... and i was just thinking... if you did that every time your youngster said something out of line, it may curb their language... although... it could backfire and make her think its a funny game O_o;;;

Orophin


Illiana_Galean

PostPosted: Fri Sep 03, 2004 4:12 pm


We've been working on cursing in general. She doesn't say the B or F words to often anymore, and thankfully, never in public. It's the Holy S we have to worry about. It's tapering off, but I think it was that stage of, "If I say this, mommy and daddy make funny noises and faces!" thing. We're trying not to react and simply tell her not to say that. It's slow going, but working.
PostPosted: Fri Sep 03, 2004 6:14 pm


We look at Theo like we don't understand him, or else ignore him completely- he's stubborn, but eventually we win.

Mara-ani


dA fUnKy mOnKeY

PostPosted: Sat Sep 04, 2004 1:34 pm


hi all
PostPosted: Sun Sep 05, 2004 12:38 am


Illiana_Galean
We've been working on cursing in general. She doesn't say the B or F words to often anymore, and thankfully, never in public. It's the Holy S we have to worry about. It's tapering off, but I think it was that stage of, "If I say this, mommy and daddy make funny noises and faces!" thing. We're trying not to react and simply tell her not to say that. It's slow going, but working.


Alexis said "S" several times when she was two too (My fault, I downgraded from "F" to "S" but the "S" still slipped out once or twice). I tried talking to her about how it isn't a word little girls should use, I tried giving her time outs, I also tried ignoring it....you know what worked?? The episode of Roly Poly=y Olie when Zoey cusses! 3nodding She watched that whole episode then came and told me that she would never say "S" or Dingledangledoodle (or whatever the Poly dirty word was) ever again.

LilMissYuYu


laiquendai

PostPosted: Mon Sep 06, 2004 3:14 am


mermaid mommy
Illiana_Galean
We've been working on cursing in general. She doesn't say the B or F words to often anymore, and thankfully, never in public. It's the Holy S we have to worry about. It's tapering off, but I think it was that stage of, "If I say this, mommy and daddy make funny noises and faces!" thing. We're trying not to react and simply tell her not to say that. It's slow going, but working.


Alexis said "S" several times when she was two too (My fault, I downgraded from "F" to "S" but the "S" still slipped out once or twice). I tried talking to her about how it isn't a word little girls should use, I tried giving her time outs, I also tried ignoring it....you know what worked?? The episode of Roly Poly=y Olie when Zoey cusses! 3nodding She watched that whole episode then came and told me that she would never say "S" or Dingledangledoodle (or whatever the Poly dirty word was) ever again.


bizarrely enough that episode stopped my daughter from using "grown up" words too!! thank goodenss from roly poly olie!
PostPosted: Mon Sep 06, 2004 5:21 pm


Theo comes out with a few every now and then (usually timed for maximum parental embarassment) but never anything too serious until the next door neighbours had a noisy beer party stare
I brought him inside when I realised what he could hear over the fence.... but it was already too late.
He asked me that evening if he could go to his best friends house and I said "no, it's bedtime." He whined to go again and I said "No. Time for bed". He looked me right in the eye and said "Drop dead, you s**t!"
WELL!! xd

Mara-ani


I dont care anymore...

PostPosted: Tue Sep 07, 2004 12:09 pm


Here are a few about me....... I'm shure I will have some about another little person next year.
1
When I was four years old, I decided to help my parents. I thought I would carry my four month old brother out to the car. I dident know any better, and I put him on the hood of the car. Well, Timothy rolled over, and when he rolled over, well he hit the concrete.
2
When I was little. My grandfather, one day, reached into his wallet and pulled out a $1 bill and a $100 bill. He asked me witch one I wanted. I grabed the $1. He said "Kristi, are you shure thats what you want?" And I yelled MINE!
3
Once agian, I was four years old. I wanted to change my little brother's diper. In the middle of changing this diper, he started to pee...... he he peeed right out in my face. And me, being not so smart, just sat there untill my dad yells, "Kristi! Move!"
PostPosted: Tue Sep 07, 2004 7:57 pm


This thread gives me the giggles heeeheee!
I tried to "post" my little brother when I was 4. I stuck stamps all over him and left hi near the mailbox. My mother nearly killed herself laughing, then nearly killed me!

Mara-ani


I dont care anymore...

PostPosted: Wed Sep 08, 2004 12:41 pm


my cousin Austin is 2 1/2 and when with his mama to the ultra sound for his little brother thats due in december---- and now when you ask Austin where the baby is he lifts up his shirt and pints to HIS tummy
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