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 Posted: Fri Jul 23, 2004 10:21 pm
DeanTheAdequate SMILEY THEATER! High Planes DrifterBut first, an important announcement from the US Treasury. smile : Hello. I'm IRS agent Hercule Bivian. And I'm here to tell you of a great cause to donate to. *The US Flag waves* smile : You see, the US has squandered it's money recently and we are having a canned food drive for the congressional food hall. You see, with most of the Senate composed of the elderly, we need creamed corn. Lots and lots of creamed corn. *An amazing chart appers* smile : You see, the more cans you give to the governemt, you can win fabulous prizes fron the US government! 5 cans get you some Government Cheese, straight from the wherehouse! 10 cans get you a picture of Donald Rumsfield doing Kung-Fu 25 cans nets you a copy of "My Internet, MINE" the Al Gore story 50 cans get you a free ride on a Coast Guard bass boat. 75 cans get you the Nixon tapes "Re-mixed" by EMINEM 100 cans gets you a copy of "Interns Gone Wild" on VHS 250 cans gets you dinner for two on the deck of the USS Enterprise with Walter Konieg (Disclaimer, he will not say "Nuclear Wessels" no matter how many times you ask him) 500 cans get you a lock of Marylin Monroe OR Monika Lewinski's hair. 1,000 cans get you your very own trip to the wherehouse we put the Ark of the Covenant in. smile : And many other prizes. The top creamed corn donator will recieve a prize package including A surplus amount of "Meal Type 6" MREs A lifetime supply of lobbyists A ride in a "Black Helecopter" Juriceprudance! Lincon's Mole! Any one object out of the Smithsonian And one of the Virgin Islands smile : So hop to it folks. The club needs it's feedin'! Thanks to Griffith Voltaire for some of the "Prizes"And now for our feature presentation... HIGH PLANES DRIFTER*Bing* smile : Hello, and welcome aboard Falcom airlines flight 234 to New York. We'll be leaving shortly so please make sure your seat belts are on properly... stare : Razzin', frazzin' red-eye flights. You do realize we'll be getting into New York at around six in the morning there. gonk : I'm sorry, I'm sorry. It's all we could afford from the internet site. stare : Cripes, our presentation is going to be all kinds of screwed up... *Whooosh!* smile : OK, we're at cruising altitude right now in about ten minutes the flight attendants will be bringing around the drinks trolley. wink : Hey, the drinks trolly. That'll get you to sleep fast right buddy? stare : OK, but you're buying. *Twenty Minutes later* xp : *Bing* *Bing* *Bing* Wherrzat waitress wit my friggin trink! *Bing* *Bing* *Bing* sweatdrop : Hey now Nick, settle down buddy. scream : Hey! My baby's tryin to sleep! mad :Wah! sweatdrop : It's OK, just one moment... Stewardess! *WHOOSH!* evil : WHAT DID YOU CALL ME? sweatdrop : Sorry, sorry... Flight attendant. I know but I really needed your attention. I need some help getting my buddy to calm down. smile : OH, sorry... Well, there is Greg. He's the flight attendant in the back of the plane... How wasted is your friend? sweatdrop : Huh? Why? smile : Let's just say for a twenty he can induct your buddy there into the mile high club. sweatdrop : I don't see where I could do that to him... xp : HEY SWEET-CHEEKS! FILL ME UP ANUDDER JIM BEAM! sweatdrop : I wan't half price. twisted : Done! *Three hours later* gonk : I feel so drained... When is the meeting? sweatdrop : I phoned ahead Nick. I had them move it to the afternoon. Don't worry. gonk : Why do I remember a handlebar mustache and candle wax? sweatdrop : Um... If we get this contract I'll be sure we get you the best psychotherapy I can get ya buddy... THE END!
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Posted: Fri Jul 23, 2004 11:43 pm
XD HAHAHAHA! that was friggin funny. "Enjoying the enormous soda? youll be paying for it later" blaugh
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Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2004 11:15 am
DeanTheAdequate This very special Smiley Theater begins with a trip to the vault. Marvel as you gaze upon one of the special personilized Smiley Theaters I figured I would do through PM, not realizing how many people would actually LIKE this sillyness. And now... Untitled (The names have been changed to protect the innocent...) biggrin : Say Cheryl, what's that thudding around in the closet over there? sweatdrop : Oh, nothing. Just finish your tea and we'll be going out for our blind date. biggrin : Hmmm... I could swear I hear something. (CHRASH!) domokun : RAAAAAARGH! SAFE SEX! scream : NO! BAD DOMO! NOT COFFEE TIME DOMO! FEEDING IS AT ELEVEN WHEN WE GET BACK! eek : !!! (RUNS!) stare : Sometimes I hate you Domo. domokun : Domo sorry... THE END And now... DEAN AND DOMO'S ANIME IN REVIEW smile : Hi there folks, DeanTheAdequate here with another great review. domokun : RARRGH! WHY DEAN'S NAME FIRST IN TITLE AGAIN? smile : I realized something the other day Domo... I happen to write this little slice of funny. So to quote Richie, Ralph, and Arthur Fonzereli... domokun : RARRGH! HOLY TRINITY! biggrin : Sit on it! *Fake sitcom laughter is piped in* smile : This week we look at "Cowboy Bebop". A masterpiece of story and art blended with a cool retro feel. domokun : IT AS IF YOU EAT POP-YU-LER CULT-TURE FROM 60S TO 80S AND PUKE INTO ANIME SCI-FI TOILET. sweatdrop : That... That was almost... Insightful... For you at least. domokun : heart WANT SEE FAYE IN FOXY BOXING MATCH WITH RALLY VINCENT heart gonk : Cut to the clip! Quickly! *** scream : Spike... We're still dying of starvation because the Deus Ex Machina demands we be consistantly broke. stare : I'd care... But I'd rather complain. Call me out when I have to do something badass. wink : Well then, I guess it's up to me to do something silly for you all to come rescue me. Or else the fanboys will revolt *Faye flies off in her gunship* razz : Edward dosen't like this. Waffles taste good! cool : Bark *** neutral : It picks up, really. You have to watch a lot of old movies to get some of the stuff. domokun : YEAH! EXPAND HORIZON! READ FIL-UP MER-LOW BOOKS AND WATCH CHEECH AND CHONG MOVIES! sad : Domo, that episode about chess focused on the lonliness of a man stacked against the enevitibility of growing old and dying. domokun : RARRGH! *Eats Dean* PLOT NO MATER TO 1PM AUDIENCE. THEY JUST SEE THE DRUGS! gonk : *Muffled* And you say you were captain of your debate team in high school? domokun : UNDEFEATED! gonk : Very well then... Next time on "Anime In Review" we'll head in for a feature on Robotech. domokun : DOMO FEEL SICK NOW! gonk : Oh no... He's rumbling. Damn my childhood memories! Why must they bring out such hatred in Otaku?! domokun : ME SING STAGEFRIGHT! gonk : NOOOOOOOOOO!!! THE END!
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Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2004 11:17 am
DeanTheAdequate  : Hi there all. Dean here with a bit of an apology. The old computer was knocked out there for a while. Hence, no Smiley. But the show is back... Without further adeiu... For a Few Domo's MoreAfter this advertizement... sad : I'm bored. sad : Me too... biggrin : Hey kids! xd xd : It's the Spamcicle Man!!! biggrin : Thaaaats right! Here with frosty Spamcicles! smile : Ooo! I want one! smile : I love the salty porky flavor! biggrin : TMI kid! Spamcicles are fortified with lots and lots of vitamins, and coagulants! surprised : Wow! Coagulants help hold bodies together after we die! surprised : I want to be beutiful after I take to my grave! Gimme! biggrin : Oh, and did you all know that the Spamcicle comes in two flavors now? Pork AND turkey! smile : Now we can have twice the fun! xd xd : Thanks Spamcicle man! biggrin : Don't mention it! Found in your grociers freezer! Also get a free Neo Geo pocket with two proofs of purchase! Disclaimer: Only available in HI. Thanks to PandaClaus for the spammy inspiration! And now for our feature presentation... For a Few Domos More! scream : At last my creation is completed! A cloning machine!!! smile : Cool! So when will we get our newer, better organs? scream : Why have better organs when we can TAKE OVER ZE VORLD!!! rolleyes : Aw crap... He's slipped into a german accent again... scream : Come Igor... gonk : I'm not Igor! My name is Herald! scream : Shut up und get ze zhovel! *** (Cut to a field of flowers. Domo is frolicing.) domokun : RARRGH! FROLIC!!! (A bunny bounds out) 3nodding : Boing Boing! domokun : DOMO PET BUNNY! (Domo pet's the bunny. The bunny is crushed) domokun : RARRRGH! DOMO PET BUNNY TOO HARD!!! scream : There he iz! Use ze zhovel! sad : But Doctor! scream : Do az I zay! *KA-BANG!* domokun : ??? YOU RING? gonk : eep! domokun : DOMO PRACTICE PETTING! gonk : Noooo! (Domo reaches down, a dart thunks into his neck...) domokun : JELLYFISH??? *THUD!* stare : Oh great... now I have to drag him to the lab... scream : Ze castle! Hurry! stare : Yeah yeah... You wanted me to hurry you should have bought a pickup or a werehouse dolly or something... *** (Much, MUCH later...) scream : Und now ve throw ze zwitch!!! rolleyes : OK, OK... *CLAP,CLAP* domokun : Me feel funny! *KACHUNK, KACHUNK!* domokun domokun domokun domokun domokun domokun domokun domokun domokun domokun domokun domokun domokun domokun domokun domokun stressed : I'm not sure how I want this to end... Voiceover: HOW SHOULD IT END??? a) Domo's march on the world? b) Van Helsing fights with the Domo army. c) Dream sequence? d) Non Sequir. YOU decide! Next Smiley Theater... EPIC CONCLUSIONS!!!!
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Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2004 11:19 am
DeanTheAdequate Today's SMILEY THEATER is full of action, horror, intreague, romance... Maybe. But first... a bit of fun! biggrin : LAAAAAADIES AND GENTLEMEN... In the red corner... Wearing the yellow... Faye "The Hunter" Valentine!!!! domokun scream xd : twisted mrgreen : WOOOOOOO!!!! *Fay works her stuff for the crowd.* wink : Hi there! Heh... I can't wait to get my hands on that prize money... biggrin : ANNNNND in the blue corner. From Chi-Town in the U-S-of-A... Irene "Rally" Vincent! surprised stressed scream domokun 3nodding : WOOOOOO!!! *Rally has a no-nonsence smirk on her face* smile : Alright Ms. Valentine, let's see what you've got. biggrin : LEEEEEEEEEET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!! cool : Hi there fight fans, I'm Johnny Gomez. xd : And I'm Nick Diamond, and tonight's Foxy Boxing anime match is a doozie. cool : You got that right Nick. Let's go over the fighters. *** xd : Well Johnny, Faye Valentine is a bit of an enigma. (Played by= wink ) Her origins are shrouded in the great "Gate Disaster" that shattered most of the Earth's moon. She woke up to a tremendous debt. cool : Woke up Nick? xd : That's right Johnny. She's old enough to be our Grandma. cool : That is one foxy deadly grandma Nick. xd : Right you are Johnny. But let's not count out our more "Home-Town" girl... Rally Vincent (Played by= smile ). From the mean streets of Chicago, her mother was murdered by some robbers at her father's gun store. Her father went to track down the killers. But as she grew older, Irene Vincent tried to track down her father, building a reputation as one of the toughest bounty hunters and best marksmen in the country. cool : Really Nick? I thought she was a blonde? Didn't she work with the famous wheelman Bean Bandit as a partner in his courier duties? xd : Well Johnny, no one really remembers the OAV of Riding Bean anyway... So... Oh look! Mills Lane is ready to start the fight! *** stressed : OK ladies, I want a good clean fight. A clean... Jiggly fight. LET'S GET IT ON! *Ding Ding!* smile : So, you think you're a hot-shot bounty hunter, eh Ms. Valentine? wink : Trust me little girl, try to fall quickly so that I can hit the ponies soon, OK? smile : Oh, it'll be over soon all right... *** xd :: Wow! Look at Rally go at it! What a flurry of blows! cool : You've got that right Nick. Rally may be the best with a handgun, but she knows more than enough hand-to-hand to knock around with the best of them. *** wink : Ooo! That was fun... But let's see you hadle this! *** cool : What's Faye doing? xd : She seems to be adjusting her bracelet... *KER-RASH!!!* cool : Oh my god! Faye Valentine has summoned her gunship through the rafters and it's firing at the ring! *** smile : Oh really... That's a pretty cheap trick... MINNIE MAY! razz : IT'S MY TURN!!! *KA-BOOM!!!* *** xd : An excellent counter! Rally's partner, Minnie May Hopkins, has blown out the gunship's vulcan cannons. cool : Right you are Nick. But look! Faye's getting into the gunship! xd : Well she cant fire the missles if she's in the ring... eek eek : MISSLES!!! *** stressed : Hey there missy! No-way. Missles are a disqualifier in my ring. You take it outside... smile : Way ahead of you Mills! *** cool : Would you look at that Nick! Rally vincent is tearing off in her signature car! xd : That's right Johnny! The 1969 Ford Shelby Cobra GT. Racing version. Not that crap they tried to pass off in "Gone in 60 Seconds" *** smile : You want me grandma, come get me! *Vroooommm* wink : I love it when they play hard to get... *Whoosh!* *** cool : I thought this was foxy boxing Nick. xd : I stopped caring. This is great! cool : Well... we'd go to our helecopter-cam but apperantly it can't keep up... Wait! he says they're heading this way! *** * Scene of Spaceship/Cobra wreck here...* *** xd : Wow Johnny! I hope our competitors are OK! cool : Not to worry Nick, I see movement... Oh and what movement I see... *** wink : *Slap* Erngh! smile : Ernf! *Slap* wink : Rarrgh! *Slap* smile : !!! *Wuss-SLAP!*
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cool : I think they're in an adrenaline fueled rage! Look at that catfight!
xd : I think my pants are tight!
cool : I think that's too much information Nick...
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wink : *Slap!* OK, that's it!
*Faye swings for the midsection... But Rally sidesteps! Rally delivers a knee to the bread basket that sends Faye to the ground*
DING! DING! DING!
stressed : We have a winner! Ms. Irene "Rally" Vincent!
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xd : Wow, what a great fight! We've sent down Domo as our man on the scen to interview the winner and loser.
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domokun : THANK JOHNNY! RALLY, HOW YOU FEEL ON WIN?
smile : Well Domo, it just proves that I'm still the best there is when it comes to bounty hunting. I've got a big reputation to protect. She should go back to scams...
domokun : FUNNY YOU MENTION... ROLL CLIP!
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domokun : FAYE... DOMO LIKE BOUNCIE... *Domo is zapped with cattle prod from offstage...* YEARRGH!!! ME MEAN... WHAT FAYE THINK OF FIGHT?
wink : Didn't matter to me. I put my last few woolongs on Rally and made a mint. I knew better than to take her on with high blows, but I let her have it... Now I'm off to the pony track... Ta-ta!
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domokun : SO... YOU THOUGHTS?
smile : stressed stressed stressed , Grrr....
domokun : ERM, YOU ENJOY WIN NOW. sweatdrop
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xd : That was a great fight Johhny!
cool : Right you are Nick. But are time is up so until next week I'm Johhny Gomez.
xd : And I'm Nick Diamond wishing you good fight...
cool : And good night!
THE END!
And now for our feature presentation...
EPIC CONCLUSIONS!!!
stare : Stop right there Domo army...
domokun domokun domokun domokun domokun domokun :GASP! HUGH JACKMAN!!!
stare : Oh for crying out loud... Read the script...
*Five minutes later...*
stare : OK, the A makes an Ah sound...
domokun domokun : We still not get it...
*Two hours later*
biggrin : Congratulations Domo army on your enrollment at Sunnydale Elementary!
*One year later*
biggrin : Congratulations on completing the first grade Domo!
domokun : WHAT YOU GET ON REPORT CARD?
domokun : ME HAVE HORRABLE GRAMMAR!
domokun : ME TOO!
domokun : ME LIKE WATERCOLORS!
domokun : HOW ME FAIL GYM?
domokun : YOU ACT YOU GOT PROBLEM... ME FAIL LUNCH!
*One hour later*
stare : Stop right there Domo army...
domokun domokun domokun domokun domokun domokun : Van Helsing!
stare : The very same! And now I shall kill the monster amongst you...
*Twang! Thuck!*
cry : Arrgh! My kidney!
stare : Ooops, I was aiming for the Doctor... Sorry Igor.
gonk : I'm not Igor!
stare : Whatever...
*Twang! Thuck!*
scream : ACH! Mein geneck!!! Ich habe hognfleish im meinen hosen.... Ugh...
stare : Hmm... that wasn't satesfying enough... *Turns to Domo army...*
domokun domokun domokun domokun : GULP!
*Fifteen minutes of heart pounding action later...*
domokun : WHY SPARE ME?
stare : You're the origional Domo. Now frolic freely in your medow.
domokun : AWWWW, DOMO heart YOU *Hugs...*
stare : ACK! eek *CRUSH!!!*
domokun : OOOPS! NO DIE HUGH!
gonk : Medic!
THE END!
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Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2004 11:20 am
DeanTheAdequate Today's Smiley Theater is brought to us by the letters H and G, for Harmony Gold! The most under appreciated anime marketers ever. And the number 4008, for the number of people who will line up to kick my buttocks for liking Robotech. Also brought to you by... *Bah-dap-bah-bah-bahhh* biggrin : I'm sittin' in the theater with my Micky-Dees meal All the people glance at me cuz it's such a thrill But all these new choices it makes me think What happened to the days when I could just get a burger and a drink As I'm wondering a little girl looks up to me And says "Hey mister get outta the way, I can't see!" Well it's no surprize, it's not a shock Few can see past my McDonalds aided bulk I'm lovin' it! wink : That's right! Call Herman D. Shyster for the CLASS ACTION lawsuit against the fst food industry for making you fat and disturbing small children. crying THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!! Paid for by the stupid, lazy, and lawsuit happy fat-@#$%& of americaAnd thanks to Silent Flame for the McDonalds Inspiration. And now for our feature presentation... DEAN AND DOMO'S ANIME IN REVIEWVolume Um... 5?: Robotech biggrin : Hi there anime lovers. Today we're back at the vault with an entire copy of the Robotech saga. domokun : RAAARGH!!! sad : AW, what's wrong little buddy? domokun : IT ROBOTECH!!! NOT "MACROSS" NOT "JEN-EE-SYS CLIMBER MOSS-PAH-DE-A" NOT "SOUTHERN CROSS"... WHY ROBOTECH?! smile : Why indeed. To be fair, let's look at a few clips. *** Robotech: Macross Saga biggrin : Oh Rick, I'm young and want to experience everything before I realize I only want to be with you! neutral : Umm... OK Minmei? stare : Rick, you're a twerp but a good pilot and I'll begrudgingly respect you. But I can also see thrugh all that to realize that you're the only man for me. sweatdrop : Ummm.... Lisa... *KLAXONS, ALARMS!!!* Oh no, the Zendrati are attacking! Gotta go! stare biggrin : Aw man... *** smile : Well, now I know how the "Tenchi" seed was implanted into the japanese mindset... domokun : ME KNOW WHY GUNDAM WING PILOTS FORM MAN-TRAIN INSTEAD OF FINDING LADIES! gonk : NEXT CLIP DIRECTOR!!! *** Southern Cross wink : What the... A clone of LOR? neutral : I am perfectly functional in every way... wink : OH... Well then... TO THE TANKS TO COVER UP THE AWKWARDNESS OF THE PLOT!!! *BOOM! THUD! ACTION!* *** sad : Ummm... domokun : SEE! IT ALL FLOOD BACK! "ROBOTECH WAS TEH AWESOME!" DEAN SAY. BUT THEN DEAN SEE TRUTH. UNLOCK "RE-PRESS-ED MEM-O-RYES" sad : But... The books, they read so well... domokun : BOOKS NOT SAVE TV! YOU START THIS WE FINISH IT! ROLL CLIP! *** Robotech Masters xp : WOOO HOO!!! Let's all fight the Invid! gonk : Whatever happened to the Zendrati? Or the Robotech Masters? xp : WHO THE HELL CARES! We got motorcycles that become body armor! We got the ALPHA VERITECH! gonk : Um... Wouldn't alpha come forst... xp : WHO CARES! BOOYAH!!! MAD MAX BAY-BEE!!! *** *Dean is curled in fetal position on the floor, murmuring* domokun : ME SEE THIS ALL TIME! YOU SAY "ME LIKE ROBOTECH". THEN YOU REMEMBER OTHER TWO SERIES AND HACKING JOB PRODUCERS DID! cry : But... Jack McKinney... He never let me down... And if it wern't for Robotech, where would anime be today... domokun : PULL DEAN TOGETHER! GET DEAN NOVELIZATION!!!! *20minutes later... Dean is back on the director's chair, reading "Battlecry"* smile : Now you see here, some humanity amidst the horrors of war. Brilliant! domokun : SO YOU STILL LIKE ROBOTECH? smile : Well, to be honest the origional stories in Southern Cross weren't much better... But "Genesis CLimber Mospadia" is pretty good when it goes back to it's roots. Besides, I still have the novels. domokun : ..... STAGEFRIGHT, SPLASHING! THE MOMENT'S SMASHING...*Dean wails and folds back into the fetal position* gonk : Ow! My spirit! domokun : HEH! MY HEAT BELONGS TO ONLY YOOOOOOUUUU!!!! THE END! Be sure to check out the front page for updates! The winner of the "April Fan-Smiley's" COMING SOON!!!
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Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2004 11:23 am
This Theater was posted as the contest winner to a small contest I had on the origional thread. Due to the low responce, I might not do another... DeanTheAdequate Louise the Bump Fairy Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo...*continues rolling Bill up and down on a string* neutral : W ell... xp : It's still... sweatdrop : Bet ter... stare : than... eek : Haaaannngingg...! sweatdrop : ...out... neutral : with Todd. smile smile : Hey Bill! neutral : Todd?? scream : KNIFE IN YER EYE!!!! stressed : AUUUGH! gonk : MY EYE! biggrin : *sigh* Yo-yoing's fun, isn't it Bill? gonk : YEW BASTITCH!!! redface : *Quietly rolls her yo-yo and the two brawlers under a desk. Turns and smiles at the camera* whee : Hellooo everybody! 3nodding : 'Tis I, your friendly neighborhood Bump Fairy, here to fill in for good ol' Deano to-day, as winner of the Smiley Theater Contest. stare : (tho' I get the sneaking feeling there was more to it...) *wavy picture segue. Dean flies down the street at a breakneck two miles an hour in a white Ford (?) Thunderbird; an annoyed but resolute Police officer walks after him* scream : YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, COPPAH! stare : Sir, your tail light is out. scream : YOU'LL RUE THE DAY YOU TRIED TO TAKE DOWN AL CAPONE!! stare : Sir, we all want USA to get off of their lazy butts and make more episodes of Nero Wolfe, but this is a bit excessive. scream : NYAH, SEE? NYAH!!! stare : The cigar doesn't make you look any cooler, either, Sir. neutral : It doesn't?!? *wavy picture* neutral : : AAAAAaaanywho... 3nodding : I'm here to guest host Smiley Theater...and I wasn't sure what to run! 3nodding : So I whipped out my roomate's ol' VHS copy of Aliens. Darn fine monster'y goodness! neutral : I think I actually left the tape running, come to think of it. 3nodding : Oh well. It's the director's cut, so it's six whole minutes longer! No worries! 3nodding : Let's watch. Popcorn? SMILEY THEATER PRESENTS: ALIENS: THE DIRECTOR'S CUT sweatdrop : We're getting readings, Sir! From all over the place! eek : There must be hundreds of 'em! scream : Get ready, men! sweatdrop : They're closing! eek : 100 meters... sweatdrop scream : Everbody ready to fire on my mark! eek : 80 meters... sweatdrop : I can't see 'em! scream : Hold your positions! eek : 60 meters... sweatdrop : Where the hell are they??? eek : 40...they're right on top of us, sir! scream : Are you sure that tracker's functional? eek : Sir, yes Sir! 20 meters...Where are they...? stare : They're in the air ducts!! scream : Fall back! I repeat, fall back!!! exclaim : *Skreee-THOOM!* *television explodes* domokun : DOMO!!!! stare : DOMO!!! domokun : sweatdrop stare ... domokun ...HAI? stare : Get your head.... scream : OUTTA MY TELEVISION! domokun : eek : HAI, SCARY LADY-SAN! domokun *runs away wearing the gutted television like a bonnet* sweatdrop : Whoof. I need a drink. Anyone else want one? No? 3nodding : *rummage rummage* whee : Well, enjoy the intermission, then! mrgreen : Potty break at my place...Hoo yeahhhh... stare : *slips on steel-toed boot* scream : TAKE *THIS*, YOU FREAKY LITTLE MUPPET!!! mrgreen : Looks like Team Pervert is blasting off againnnn...*AND NOW, A BRIEF INTERLUDE WITH THE SMILEY SINGERS! smile : Well, I don't know why I came here tonight smile : I got the feeling that somethin' ain't right mrgreen : I'm so scared, 'case I fall out my chair smile : and I'm wonderin' how I'll get down the stairs scream : Clowns to the left of me stressed : Jokers to the right domokun : HERE I AM gonk : Stuck in the middle with you! 3nodding : Mew? domokun : APPLAUSE NOW! *end interlude...finally* smile : So, in the middle of an eighteen-inch hoagie, I had an idea: Let's get on the internet! There's *always* cool movie and TV stuff there!!! neutral : Hmmm. Lesee... OOoh! A teaser trailer site! eek : ANOTHER MATRIX SEQUEL??? crying : Dare I dream...? smile : let's WATCH this trailer, uh-HUH! *clickclick* SMILEY THEATER PRESENTS: In association with amounts of sleep deprivation that would kill a normal manLORD OF THE MATRIX*Morpheus appears alongside Michael Flatley, each in horrifically sequined black pants, black chest-baring shirts, and identical dance poses. They drip with sweat as they eye each other critically* cool : It's true. You are the One, Michael. (Michael) wink (Louise) gonk : AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHH! (Domo & Louise together) domokun : gonk : & gonk : DEANNN! I CAN'T WORK LIKE THIIIS!!!! The end.
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Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2004 11:24 am
DeanTheAdequate Today's Smiley Theater... The Thomas Con Affair 2: The Spy Who LARPed MeBut first... A commercial form our friends at PandaClaus... *Tyler walks down the street until he spots a door marked "Do Not Enter"* smile : Hmmm... *Tylor begins to open the door, but it is thrust open by a big burly man who quickly pins him to a table. Another man in a suit steps nearby with a suitcase* gonk : Agh! What's going on? stare : You, my friend, are a curious person... Several times you could be harmed or distressed by poking into places you don't belong. But lucky you... *Opens his suitcase, revealing vanilla coke* ...You have stumbled onto a nice, vanilla coke... Get him outta here Bruno! *Tylor is thrust onto the street. Vanilla Coke in hand...* smile : That was wierd.... but... * KA-THOOT!* *A 7-Up is launched into his sternum* gonk : ARRGH!!! *A 7-Up machine on treads continues vollying cans until a pile engulfs him* (Orlando Jones) sad : Well, back to the drawing board... Maybe I'll get another call from my agent... This decade... *Night falls, Tylor finally bursts from the cans* scream : FREEEEDOM!!!!! *A car flies over him* gonk : AW CRAP!!!! *The guys in the gar grab a mountain dew and drop one upon him* biggrin : TO THE EXTREEEEEM!!!! xd : WOOOOOO!!!!! *Tylor stumbles down the street, sodas in hand...* gonk : Oh what now... *A small action figure stares up at Tylor* biggrin : Hey there, S'me... THIRST! KNEEL BEFORE ME!!!! *CRUNCH! A chevy backs over the doll and busts over a fire hydrant. A dog is at the wheel with a man sitting shotgun* wink : Good Dog! *Disembodied Voice*: Yeah, it's kinda like that... Sierra Mist. eek : Aieeeeie!!!! *** This Ad was brought to you by America's Dairy Farmers. DRINK! AND OBEY! And now for our feature presentation.... THE THOMAS CON AFFAIR 2: THE SPY WHO LARPED ME biggrin : OK, let's see here... I can be anyone from any of these anime, right? wink : Yep! We've got characters made up and ready to go... biggrin : OVERFIEND!!! gonk : Oh sweet jebus... MODERATOR! *** (Meanwhile, in the Live Action Role Play Proper...) neutral : Hmmm... This is odd... mrgreen : What's going on? neutral : Well... I'm Max Sterling, right? mrgreen : Yeah. neutral : But the girl who's Miraya dosen't want to get in character with me... mrgreen : What do you mean? neutral : There is only one way to defeat the Zendrati... twisted Make with the love... *** (Back at LARP registration) wink : OK then... So who do you want to be? stare : Johnny The Homicidal Maniac. sad : Um... You do realize this is an Anime convention LARP, right? stare : Yeah... and? sad : JTHM isn't very anime-ish at all... Why not a nice brooding Count D? stare : Vasquez shall consume your soul with his only dining partner, Tim Burton. sweatdrop : oooo Kay... Next! *** (Somewhaere near theater room 7) scream : POW! Ha-Ha! I so got you Vash the Stampede!!! gonk : Huh? Wha? I'm not playing now! sad : Oh, really? Well, can I get you anyway? I need the thing that you have to do the thing I need to do. sweatdrop : Well, why don't you try again. When I'm LARPing, OK? Who are you supposed to be anyway? neutral : Ryo Oh Ki... confused : What would Ryo Oh Ki want from me? neutral : While the money could buy a lot of carrots... I would get to be in the super ultra ninja death squad! sweatdrop :... Not much for the under powered characters today, huh? gonk : You said it! You should see the Love Hina players. They're all in a hostage situation involving the DBZrs... stare : Alright... *Put's on badge* I've heard enough... *Spegehitti western music stars playing* We're gonna stop this power gaming once and for all... Let's go. 3nodding : Mew... *** TO BE CONTINUED... Preview... sweatdrop : You want to be who? biggrin : Super Sayan Goku 3! Check out my costume! *Douses self in gasoline...* gonk : Oh my crap! SECURITY! ANOTHER WANNABE SUPER SAYAN AT THE LARP COUNTER! *** stare : So this is my army? biggrin : Pi-chu domokun : RARR! 3nodding : Mew? question : Take heart Vash, We have also heard your call!!! TILL NEXT TIME THEATER GOERS!!!
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Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2004 11:26 am
DeanTheAdequate The Thomas Con Affair 2:The Spy Who LARPed MeWill continue after these... What? No sponsors this week? Oh heavens... What will happen to the production values... Filler? Yeah, hold on... We got some filler somewhere... Roll the tape! *TV "Snow" The a crude set done up with old refrigerator boxes* stare : Um... OK then. Welcome to, SMILEY QUIZ TYPE SHOW! I'm your host, stage manager four. Our contestants are... Jack Nichalson. scream : Hey there you freakin' rejects... stare : Sean Connery wink : That's right Trebeck, now you'll get yours... stare : And Domo... Because we don't pay him anyway... domokun : RARRR! KEEP THIN HAIR MAN AWAY!!! scream : YOU WANT SOME MORE YOU CUBIC FREAK!!! domokun : sweatdrop stare : Ooooh kay then... First question. *WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM TO ANNOY YOU AND REMOVE THE INTERESTING BITS FROM SHOWS. AND NOW, BACK TO THE PROGRAM ALREADY IN PROGRESS* *Jack is smashing random boxes with his golf club while the stage manager's legs dangle from Domo's Maw. Sean Connery stands atop the boxes with a katana* wink : THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!! *Lightning, thunder... The feed is cut again... Meanwhile, back in the control booth the advertizing director is tied to a chair with a ball gag in her mouth. Dean stands beside her* smile : You see, the next time you can't book us an advertizer, YOU get to host the Smiley Quiz show... gonk : Mumph! MURRR! smile : Indeed. And now... The Thomas Con Affair 2: Continued! smile : OK, NEXT! Who do you want to be little girl? Sakura, the Clow master? Sailor Chibi Moon? Perhaps even Kiki? biggrin : I wanna be... Um... smile : Go ahead sweetie... biggrin : La Blue Girl! smile : Aw how swe... Waitaminute, SECURITY! Find that pipsqueak from earler and dig out his eyes with a spoon. And remove his tounge. As a matter of fact, just do whatever Wesley was going to do to Humperdink in "The Princess Bride". domokun domokun : SIR YES SIR! smile : Nice costumes guys. Now then little girl, I've got you lined up to be Saint Tail, OK? biggrin : YAY! *** *Meanwhile, Vash and Ryo-oh-ki round up as many followers as possable. Vash stands in front of an Otakon flag like General Patton* surprised : Holy Cow! It's like the sea of useless anime characters in here. You boy, who are you supposed to be? gonk : Tenchi sir! stressed : Tenchi! Boy, you had better be packing some powers today, or else those mamma jammers in the DBZ camp are gonna [deleted] you in the [deleted] until your [deleted] falls off! gonk : But sir! Tenchi would never use his powers until the... stressed : YOU DROP AND GIVE ME TWENTY LITTLE BOY AND YEW FIND A WAY TO MAKE THEM POWERS COME UP, YA HEAR? And you maggot, who are you supposed to be with your fancy legion there? xd : We are pucchu! WE ARE LEGION!!!! stressed : Finally! Someone with some style to pull this off. Now then, we're going to the mech jockeys to see who we can rtally to the banner. You all find ways to compliment each oth... ALL THE WAY UP AN DOWN PRIVATE TENCHI OR I SWEAR TO GAWD I'LL BREAK YOUR ROCK SCISSOR PAPER HAND! *** *Meanwhile, at the DBZ hostage situation* biggrin : So Keitaro, you think you can defend your lovely little harem here? scream : Shut up you over muscled freak! I may not have those sorts of powers, but you won't lay a hand on the girls... biggrin : Attack challenge. scream : Again? You b*****d! biggrin : Throw down little man... *Keitaro loses* sad : OK, fine, did you kill me this time? biggrin : Oh no, we've got big plans... Big, big plans... *** TO BE CONTINUED... After the next Anime In Review of course... domokun : WE BACK? smile : Yeah, for an episode at least. See you soon for a review of Final Fantasy Unlimited. domokun : SWORD-CHUCKS! sweatdrop : Shut up! I'm not sure if we should have those special guests we talked about...
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Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2004 11:28 am
DeanTheAdequate Quote: Dear Sirs or Madames, Make the "More Smilies" button work again. Pretty please? Oh! And some new ones would be keen too. XXXXXOOOOO's Dean. : Lessee... What else. New stationary! Quote: Dear Col. Mustard, YEW DUNNIT! YEW b*****d! IT WAS YOUUUUUUUUUU!!!! Sincerly yours, Dean : OK, let's do some fan mail. Quote: Dear Dean, When are you going to do a webcomic? Sincerly ******* OK, let's see here. NEVAH! First up, I can't draw. To be fair, I CAN draw, but I can only copy. My skills could never pay said bills. And if I did do a webcomic I wouldn't go a cheesy route of just cutting and pasting some smilies then doing some text bubbles. I'd go whole hog and get something presentable. Like Exploitation Now or something. NEXT LETTER! Quote: Dear Smiley One. Where do you come up with your great ideas? xd Yours, ********* Ideas huh? Wish I knew. Mostly a childhood of watching Comedy Central and Sci-Fi channel. You know, back when they were good. And of course anime fandom. I love my anime fandom jokes. Hence the new "Thomas Con" series. Don't worry, random strips coming soon. NEXT LETTER Quote: When will we see the goth chick naked Um... Wait... I think this one got sent to the wrong mailbox. Better pass this one along to Foamy. NEXT LETTER! Quote: Why are you making up letters to respond to in a funny way? Confused, Missouri! Frankly... I coulden't think of a good commercial spoof today. gonk : 2 minutes til air Mr. Adequate! stare : Very well then. *Walks away from computer...* stare smile biggrin domokun : YOU ALMOST LATE! biggrin : No worries... Let's rock! Dean&Domo's Anime In Review! Vol. #... um... Eight? biggrin : Hey there all you anime fans. Today we have a bit of a "cross genre" if you will. Final Fantasy fans have finally been able to shed the stigma of crappy anime. domokun : DOMO EAT ALL COPYS OF "CRYSTAL CHRONICALS" biggrin : Seriously. But last year came "Final Fantasy Unlimited". For once Domo and I agree. Final Fantasy done right. domokun : ..... sweatdrop : OK, what now... domokun : THEY ALMOST GOT IT THIS TIME TOO... ROLL IT! *** smile : Ai, Yu... We have to hide here while wierdness rages around us. surprised : Don't worry! I can talk to chocobos. stare : Hmph! I'm gonna puff out my cheek... :Chocobo:: WARK! *** sad : Where on earth are you going with this? domokun : NOT SAME EX-PER-I-ENCE YOU GET IN FF GAME. sad : Well, you could say that. But let's face it, the basics are there. Worlds in peril. Chocobos. Summons. Spells. domokun : THAT IT! sad : What? Spells? domokun : SERIOUSLY. WHERE FIRE? WHERE BOLT? ALL DOMO EVER SEE IS WALL. sad : Um... You know, for once you're right! Let's look at the party structure. *** Yu Hayakawa: Blue Mage? We can only hope. All he can really do is talk to one Chocobo. However, his level headedness could make him "Main Hero" Ai Hayakawa: Bezerker? Well... Not really. Although she actually has outfit changes. Perhaps she has dresspheres. Crappy, crappy dresspheres. Lisa Pacifist: Sexy Sorceress? I got this oe from the website. I'm tellin' ya. She's a white mage. She just found another use for wall. Mrs. Fantastic did it better. But for a one trick pony, she does well. Keeper. Kaze: Gunslinger/Summoner. OK, this one makes sense. Dark brooding type that is unique in the fact he's a summoner who is really tough. Packing on the HPs! He's a keeper. Chobi: Chocobo. The only chocobo that CAN fly but CAN'T protect from random encounters? It's ovah! *** domokun : DEAN AGREE WITH DOMO? stare : Only on the grounds that it's not true to game. However, it's a cracking good view to fans, non fans and even kids. It's more of a "Neverending Story" type tale than a FF story, but it's still good and that's what counts. Domo? domokun : ...... sweatdrop : Uh? Big guy? domokun : ...... ME heart YOU! gonk : QUICKLY BRING OUT THE BLACK MAGE DANCERS BEFORE IT GET'S TOO WIERD!  *Later in the greenroom* sad : Ya know. This has probably been the worst A.I.R. Smiley Theater to date. biggrin : Cheer up Dean. Have an expresso. We put Domo in a cage so he can't get to you, and we'll make sure to make him forget that you agreed with him. smile : Thanks Vince. Now I may be able to face the outside world again. *Meanwhile, Outside* scream : OK Final Fantasy Fanboy Unit! Our prey is about to exit the building to drive home in his T-Bird! Ready the big a** foam swords! scream scream stressed stressed gonk gonk xd xd xp xp domokun domokun 3nodding 3nodding surprised surprised eek eek : YEAAARGH! THE END! Next time: Thomas Con Affair 3: War of the 50 ft invisable robots!
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Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2004 11:29 am
DeanTheAdequate Tonight's conclusion of The Thomas Con Affair 2 is going to be watched at the same time as some very important people. Yes, Bill Gates, Queen Elizibeth, Doctor Strange, R. Crumb, That hot chick that works at the video store, your creepy neighbor, Willford Brimley, Butros Butros Gahli, Grandmaster Flash, Commander Keen, Catherine Zeta Jones, Alan Alda, The 1974 Chicago Blackhawks and Charo. So when it comes on... Stand up and show some respect maggots! Except for Bill. He's TiVo-ing it. And now... This commercial. gonk : I hate those stubborn dish stains! biggrin : Then do we have a product for you, CARBOLIC ACID! Every dish washed in this wonder detergent get's every stain removed without harsh scrubbing. And no more dishpan hands! xd : Yes, finally.... scream , OW IT BURNS!!!! biggrin : .... Non-reactive gloves sold seperately... domokun : THAT SUCK! stare : Fine, you write the next one... domokun : DOMO WILL! smile : ME LOVE DIAMONDS! biggrin : ME GET YOU DEBEERS! smile : ME heart YOU! GO UPSTAIRS AND PUT ON MASK, ME GIVE YOU REWARD! gonk : OK, enough of that! AND NOW FOR OUR FEATURE PRESENTATION... The Thomas Con Affair 2: Part III, Attack of the 50 Foot Invisable Robots! stare : Regestration for the LARP is closed for the day. cry : Aww c'mon guy, please? I spent all last year making this costume. stare : Yes. That is the best "Ultimate Muscle" suit I've ever seen... surprised : You really think so? I was inspired by the first wave of M.U.S.C.L.E. figures that hit the shore, I got the color right and everything.. scream : LEMME FINISH! sad : Sorry. stare : Even if it wasn't closed, I wouldent let you in. Now get that ground pork off of you before you develop pinworms... *** neutral : Hmm... Never been here before Ryo-Oh-Ki. They're all doing combat contests... wink : Oh, don't worry about them Vash. The giant robot players are always going up against each other. Every gundam, every veritech, every single mech jocky is trying to prove thier mech is the one. neutral : What about those guys over there, sitting and telling stories. smile : Oh, them? They're old guard. Giant mechs before the massive war element was thrown in. Most you've got that want to roughhouse are the combiner group guys. You know, Voltron vs. GaoKaiser, stuff like that. Those guy's like to just talk shop. Who has the oldest Maginzer Z episode, and the like. smile : Oh, yes... And I see a familier face. Let's talk to that guy in Black... *** scream : CAN'T CHA' READ! NO HENTAI CHARACTERS! rolleyes : Oh please... La Blue Girl is a ninja anime... *** twisted : Well Keitaro... Are you ready to meet your doom? neutral : OK... As long as you don't mind all those other players coming up behind you... evil : What do you mean? *Turns* cool : Well, well, well... If it isn't a DBZ luv-fest. Like listning to men stretch thier muscles for eight episodes, but have to prove you're manly by busting the romantic comedy character's heads. You're pathetic. mrgreen : Piccalo does not have to take this! Piccalo can kick the crap out of all of you! evil : Piccolo needs to stop talking in the third person... cool : For once I agree. twisted : So what are you all going to do? Surely you don't think that Vash is going to defeat the combined might of the most bad asses DBZ characters of all time? With what? A bunch of weak combat cronies, and army of puchuus, and a creature of sickening cute... cool : Oh... We're not here to fight you alone. We've got plenty of back up. BIG O, IT'S SHOWTIME! scream : COME GIANT ROBO! biggrin : GIGANTOR, COME HERE! ninja : I bring up Maginzer Z. wink : Keep em' occupied Rodger! Ryo and I are going to get our hired guns! cool : OK Then, this time, there can be no negotiation... twisted : BRING IT ON! *** TO BE CONCLUDED! Thomas Con Affair 2: Part IV, What it's really all about...
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Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2004 11:31 am
DeanTheAdequate The Thomas Con Affair 2: Part IV Will be on right after these messages. smile : Hey kids! Who want's a sandwich? rolleyes : Aw dad, sandwiches are boring... smile : Not anymore! I bought a new Hunter celing fan/deli slicer. eek surprised : Wow! Cool! smile : I just place the bread on the kitchen table like so. Set the fan to high. Then I toss up thos bologna log. *Toss... THWAP THWAP THWAP THWAP* smile : And in no time there are sandwiches for you and all your little friends. sad : But dad... We've got no... BUY A HUNTER CELING FAN TODAY!
IMPRESS... SOMEBODY WITH IT!And now for our feature presentation... heart Hot Smiley Nights! heart wink : Ooo, the pizza man's here! cool : Did somebody order a 12 inch sausage? wink : Oooo! heart How embarrasing. I've got enough money for the pizza, but not for a tip. cool : We'll just see about that... *Bow-chicka-wa-wa!* scream stressed *** gonk :GAH! Cut the tape! Who's at the programming board today? *** (Meanwhile, in the programming room...) domokun : THEY CUT FEED! DOMO RE-PATCH WITH OTHER FUNNY VIDEO FROM UNDER DEAN BED! *** smile : Heh.... Whew. Crisis averted. Start the feed! *** And now we return to... Orostukasmile: Legend of the Smiliefiend! scream : RAAARGH! I'm turning into a monster... Run Yumi! wink : Run nothing... I've been waiting for you to make a move, and if this is the only way I'm gonna get.... *** stare : We have really got to put thicker doors on the programming room. mrgreen : All set boss! We can get video four instead. stare : Good! All that's in there is the historical documentary on Ninjitsu... *** neutral : The ninja clans were feared so much that they had only to rely on thier reputations as killers to get what they needed. But assasination was not the only purpose of the ninja. Let's look at a re-encactment. --- stare : Zzzzzzzz ninja :......... STRIKE! scream stressed --- neutral : As we can see, humility by taking a Samurai's daugh... *** scream : COD PIECE IT! Is there any tape in there that WON'T get us kicked off GAIA? mrgreen : Not to worry boss! We got Domo out. smile : What? Really! Thank goodness... mrgreen : Yeah. Good thing the pound was getting rid of those kittens... stare : Wait... Don't tell me... domokun : DOMO LUV POPCORN CHICKEN! 3nodding : Mew? gonk sweatdrop : Ah, heh... Well then... Sorry for the mess here folks. Looks as if we're going to have to finish off the con affair after this little tangle is gone. Until then, why not take a llook around. We've got a new banner provided by Rincs. It's really great. Advertizign code will be out later for you fans who wish to help. Until next time theater goers!
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Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2004 11:32 am
DeanTheAdequate Today's Viewing of the "Thomas Con Affair 2" will be back, right after this short trial... Dean vs. Smiley Theater Alumni*Dean is dragged in, chained at the hands, feet and neck.* evil : Mr. The Adequate. The people of Go-Gaia accuse you of tardiness and uncreativity in the theater. How do you plead? sweatdrop : Um... Innocent on the second count. twisted : Very well. Will the prosecution make it's case? cool : Certainly your honor. Wheel in exibit "A" *The bailiff rolls in Dean's dresser* cool : In this very dresser we found a joke used over and over again depicting an "erotic" film steriotype. We found this trite and overused. sweatdrop : Uh, yes... Well it's not as if I can get Jay Leno's writers or anything... cool : Haul out exibit "B"... domokun : ME INNOCENT! sweatdrop : Wouldn't Domo be a witness? domokun : WAFFLES! sweatdrop : Erm... Carry on. cool : The creature you see standing before me is known as "Domo". A Korean pop-culture icon that made it's way over to Japan and quickly adopted by many Otaku as a sort of cute icon. Dean exploits this noble creature almost on a weekly basis in an attempt at a "Joke". *The jurors grumble* evil : Well, anything to say for yourself, Mr. The Adequate? sweatdrop : Erm, kinda. You see, most days I'm pretty tired when I do these... and scientists have proven that 3am funny is waaaay differeent than 5pm funny. *A chart is produced* sweatdrop : But... I feel no remorse for my actions. I'm not trying to write the next "Illiad" here for crying out loud. twisted : Very well... So what say you on the second charge of fraud? You promise one theater every week. Last week, no theater. What say you to that? sweatdrop : Hey! There are many forces beyond my control. twisted : But and obligation is an obligation. Bailiff! Slap im' one! *SMACK!* mad : Oh Judge... You've made me angry... You wouldn't like me when I'm angry!*Transform* mrgreen : RARRGH! domokun : THAT ME LINE! *A scene of unimaginable violence...* sad : Daym! Did I do that? domokun : YOU STOLE LINE! *Eat's Dean* biggrin : Well, it's good to be back! And now... surprised : ...It's! Deany Python's Flying Circus! eek : No! Wait! It's really... The Thomas Con Affair 2: The Epic Conclusion! mad : So Mr. Rodger Smith... It's a fight you want... cool : No way... I'm a negotiator. And I'm proposing we drop this and go for a room party. scream : No Deal! cool : Said party has a cooler full of soju and cherry coke. scream : Well... Will ther be chicks. cool : I can't garuntee that... scream : Oh, you'd better work on that then! *** 3nodding : So... Who are we looking for? smile : I know of only two characters who can make enough destriuction to take out the DBZ crew... 3nodding : You don't mean?! smile : The very same... Now let's ask all these downtimed characters where they are... *** scream : OK... At least two goth chicks for the guy playing Trunks. mrgreen : Yeah! And a tub fulla' pudding! scream : Shuddap Piccalo! Hey? Where did Smith go? mrgreen : Well... He may be gone, but lookie at those beats coming for us. scream : Hmm... Don't quite remember what they're playing... surprised : Aw heck... Moderator! neutral : Yes Keitaro? surprised : I'd REALLY like to try an "Escape" test for me and the ladies. neutral : Fair enough. But it's against Vegeta cuz' he's still on watch. scream : Bring it on! (Two minutes later) scream : Drat! I can't believe I lost. Find out who those ladies are! mrgreen : OK then... SO who are you two? razz : The names are Kei! biggrin : And Yuri! razz biggrin : Codename: Lovely Angels! neutral : Whoa, the Dirty Pair showed up? Make your disaster check... *Five minutes later...* scream : CRAP! Now we're out for three hours! Con's closing in two! mrgreen : Well... There's still time to catch the midnight showing of "Summer's Promise, Winter's Fulfillment." scream : Sound's like a chick flick... But I've got the time to kill. Sure. *Meanwhile, at the consuite...* smile cool 3nodding : KAMPAIII!!! >Clink!< cool : You know... There IS still a room party we can go to. 3nodding : I had better not be the only girl... cool : Heck no! Just a small video game tourney and meet and greet... At the penthouse level. smile : How'd you swing that? cool : Let's just say a few webcomic properties owe me a few... *** *Meanwhile, at Megatokyo...* sad : Why the hell arn't you at the con? gonk : Shush and get under the desk! Some fellow told me Gahstly's going to be there. And I will not be kicked for over three hours ever again... sad : OK then buddy. I'll see you later... >Slam< stare : *Pulls out box o' lolicon hentai games* My precious... THE END! scream : Dean! Get out here! stressed : Damn! Caught! scream : Do you realize what you've done! Alienating Megatokyo fans is like jumping the shark! I can predict nothing but DOOOOM! stressed : Hmmm.... I have it! *Dean pulls out a Mentos* stare : I quit! xd : Oh... But it was worth it! If anyone still enjoys, tune into "Anime In Review" next week.
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Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2004 11:34 am
DeanTheAdequate *We pan across a field to see a man in a smart looking Polo shirt. We can't see his lower half for he is standing in tall grasses* smile : Hi there. I'm the director of marketing and services here at the Smiley Theater. We apologize for the delay in new... Erm... Strips? Toons? Wastes of time? Anyway. Dean's been quite busy at work. I know, that old excuse. But it's time for tourism, and being at a waterfront resteraunt has that... Drawback. Anyway, let's see if he's sane enough to get back to the keyboard... *The camera pans over, Dean is running through the field with a chef's hat on and a towel around his neck, he's making 'Woosh' noises. The camera pans back.* sweatdrop :Well, it's an improvement. Lucky for us we found a copy of his latest Anime in Review he had made, forseeing this outcome. Enjoy. *** Dean And Domo's ANIME IN REVIEWEpisode unknown: Wolf's Rain. biggrin : Hello there Theater Goers! Welcome to Anime in Review. I know we've been going a little "Old School" on you all recently, so we've dug out of the classics vault and found something rather nifty. domokun : YOU PROMISE WE DO "NEW CUTEY HONEY. biggrin : Shush. Now then, from the same creative team that gave us "Cowboy Bebop" comes "Wolf's Rain". In the earth's future, wolves are thought to be extinct. But as it turns out they became a travelling boy-band instead and roam the wastelands. domokun : LIKE "ROAD WARRIOR" BUT NO CARS. biggrin : Um... Sure Domo, whatever you say. Let's roll that clip. *** neutral : I'm the glum "Hero". stressed : I'm the punk-rebel. smile : I'm Shaggy, I mean the hungry and aloof one. confused : ...I'm the cute child-like one that fills out our lonly housewife desire demograph. neutral :.... stressed : Cripes. smile : Aw hell, let's just kill something and eat it... neutral : OK. (5 Minutes later) neutral : Wait, I smell something. smile : Like what? neutral : The moon flower, I'm off. smile neutral : Us too! stressed : Well, I'm going my own way until the commercial break, so that I'm still the rebel... *** biggrin : And sometimes a hunter get's drunk in front of a detective, but that's the show really. domokun : VOLTRON FORCE, ONLY WOLVES. biggrin : Excactly. *An uncomfortable silence forms* domokun : YOU GONNA WATCH ANYWAY? AND SINCE WHAEN YOU AGREE WITH DOMO? biggrin : Well, it may have a nod to the classic "Team" formation from a lot of older robot shows, but I can't say it's bad. Each episode is a self contained story with another "Ongoing" story happening to the humans. It makes you want to know more. *The silence decends again.* domokun : YOU REALIZE ME HAVE TO EAT YOU NOW. biggrin : Oh yes, it's the standard protocal. domokun : *Eats Dean* THE END! Tune in to the next Anime in Review when we do... Something. Got a request for an anime to review? No matter how obscure the Deanster has probably seen it. Post it up and we'll give it a go!
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Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2004 2:09 pm
::flashbulbs fire and the press scrambles after Dean. One individual manages to catch his attention and get in a few words::
Mr. Dean! Redilarus, from US Weekly. Has anyone ever told you that you are a sick and twisted individual? And one more question: Will you ever do a spoof of Homestar Runner? o.O Inquiring minds want to know!
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