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 Posted: Sun Aug 26, 2007 12:18 pm
mog cannon : mogs never volunteer 4 the same thing twice
? : goblins have 21 words for owch
and this:Once great literature—now great litter." —Jaya Ballard, task mage
GOTCHA!" —Jaya Ballard, Task Mage
"That's a lotta nuggets." —Jaya Ballard, task mage
I strive for elegance and speed in my work." —Jaya Ballard, Task Mage
Oh, no—not you again?!" —Jaya Ballard, Task Mage
"Frankly, destruction is best left to professionals." —Jaya Ballard, Task Mage
The only ‘art' these beasts possess is the art of noise!" —Jaya Ballard
Yes, I think ‘toast' is an appropriate description." —Jaya Ballard, Task Mage
Some have said there is no subtlety to destruction. You know what? They're dead." —Jaya Ballard, task mage
Overkill? This isn't a game of Kick-the-Ouphe!" —Jaya Ballard, Task Mage
Who needs the sun when you've got me around?" —Jaya Ballard, Task Mage
"Eenie, meenie, minie, moe . . . oh, why not all of them?" —Jaya Ballard, Task Mage
And I say north is where I want it to be!" —Jaya Ballard, Task Mage
"If you'd been there, you would've run from that deer, too!" —Jaya Ballard, Task Mage
Just the thing for those pesky water mages." —Jaya Ballard, Task Mage
"Leaves more room for the big ones to fight in, you know." —Jaya Ballard, Task Mage
Anybody want some . . . toast?" —Jaya Ballard, Task Mage
All my spells smell like burnt hair lately." —Jaya Ballard, task mage
Jaya Ballard does one thing – burn stuff!
"Of course you should fight fire with fire. You should fight everything with fire." —Jaya Ballard, task mage
Walls? What walls?"
—Jaya Ballard, Task Mage
"Now there's something you don't see every day." —Jaya Ballard, Task Mage
ILOVE JAYA
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Posted: Sun Aug 26, 2007 3:01 pm
"Well, I jammed the whatsit into the whackdoodle, but I think I broke the thingamajigger." - Krark-Clan Engineers
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Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 11:07 am
"No rest, no mercy, no matter what." Akroma, Angel of Wrath.
"When she flies above the good, they consider themselves
blessed. When she flies above the wicked, they consider
themselves dead." Serra Angel, 8th Ed.
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Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 11:15 am
Runeboggle: "Ever try to count hyperactive schoolchildren while someone shouts random numbers in your ear? It's like that." --Geetra, frustrated mage
Bloodshot Trainee: "Hrrngh! Someday I'm going to hurl this...er...roll this...hrrngh...nudge this boulder right down a cliff."
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Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 5:53 pm
paddymew jag-san Two little goblins out in the sun. Down came a griffin and then thier was one. =^-^= do you know the prequel? Three little goblins, enjoying their brew. One bumped an ogre, and then there were two! Well, my favorite is the one from R & D's Secret Lair: �Let them complain. As long as the addictive ink is working, we can do anything we want.�
PLAY AT YOUR OWN RISKAh, but do you know the prequel to the prequel?! Or the Sequil to the Sequil of the Pre-se-quil...? Darnit, I've gone and confused myself. crying Whatever. I'm just going to say all four of them. Tidal SurgeFour little goblins, trapped by the sea. One teased a serpent, and then there were three. Ogre TaskmasterThree little goblins, enjoying their brew. One bumped an ogre, and then there were two. Wild GriffinTwo little goblins, out in the sun. Down came a griffin, and then there was one. TremorOne little goblin shook up the ground. When the dust cleared, no one was found. The flavor texts come from the "Portal, Second Age" versions of the cards.
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Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 10:24 pm
it doesent think
it doesent feel
it doesent laugh or cry
all it does from dusk till dawn
is make the soldiers die
pheraxian hulk
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Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 12:21 am
"One pounce, she's hungry - you die quickly. Two pounces, she's training her cubs - you're in for a long day" - Pouncing Jaguar
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Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 4:36 am
well my favorite flavor text are from the various counterspell
but the one i prefer most is the one in the remand:
"Well all this arm-waving and arcane bubbling was at least impressive"
(if i remember right because i dont have the card in front of me)
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Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 10:47 am
Frozen Solid
"Guard, fetch me a mallet"
- Heidarr, Rimewind Master
Rewind
Let's go over this one more time.
Train of Thought
But then...oh, but...which means...which would lead to...exactly!
Electrolyze
The Izzet learn something from every lesson they teach.
Izzet Chronarch
He ensures not only whether but also when and where lightning strikes twice.
Mark of Eviction
Tharask the Bold suddenly wasn't himself. Or anyone else, for that matter.
Thunderheads
The clouds grew thick, and then they grew teeth.
Frazzle
The chant was interrupted, the components cooked, and Zok worried that it was his brain he smelled smoking.
Deflection
Up and down,
Over and through,
Back around -
the joke's on you.
I love the Izzet. lol
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Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 4:59 pm
scream ACH! HANS RUN, ITS THE LHURGOYF!!! domokun
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Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2007 6:35 pm
My favourites are from Unhinged.
Double Header
"Players that don't read flavour text aren't too bright, sorta smell, and dress funny. But let's just keep this between us, okay? They can get kind of violent."
Face to Face
"Befuddled by this new game, Argg longed for the days of Rock, Rock Rock."
Fat a**
"Our lawyers say no matter how funny it would be, we can't encourage players to eat the cards. Hear that? Whatever you do, don't eat the delicious cards."
Little Girl
"In the future, she may be a distinguished leader, a great scholar, or a decorated hero. These days all she does is pee the bed."
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Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 12:24 am
Another random bout of flavor texts i'd forgotten about
Dismiss
"There is nothing you can do that I cannot simply deny" - Ertai, Wizard Adept
War-Torch Goblin
"In a town shaped by the subtle machinations and political intrigue of its guilds, it's reassuring to see a goblin waving his torch and screaming about some nonsense or other" -Agrus Kos
Pulse of the Forge
Before wars or weapons, there was anger
Sudden Shock
Arc mages aren't known for their patience.
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Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 4:34 pm
Baby dragons can't figure out humans—if they didn't want to be killed, why were they made of meat and treasure?
-Furnace Whelp
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Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 11:35 pm
and they poured from the skirk ridge like lave, burning everything in their path. -goblin warchief-
or
the goblin word for flying if more accurately translated as falling slowly-goblin glider-
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Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 10:52 am
Unhinged
Gleemax-
Help us . . . R&D under mental domination of alien brain in jar . . . only chance . . . Gleemax's blatant disregard for flavor text . . . send help!
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