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Posted: Thu May 25, 2006 3:18 pm
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Keep Calm I am The Doctor
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Posted: Thu May 25, 2006 4:43 pm
Poppetta A 75-year-old man went to his doctor to get a sperm count. The Dr. gave him a jar, sent him home and told him to bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day, the 75-year-old man returned to the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asked what happened, and the man explained, "Well, doc, it's like this...
First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then her left, still nothing. She even tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, and still nothing. We even called up Arlene, the lady next door, and she tried, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezing it between her knees, but still nothing."
The doctor was shocked. "You asked your neighbor!!?? eek "
(Scroll down a little more now)
The old man replied, "Yep, but no matter what all three of us tried, with our arthritis, we still couldn't get the jar open."
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Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 3:35 am
~ The 30-Second Bunnies Theatre Library ~"... in which a troupe of bunnies parodies a collection of movies by re-enacting them in 30 seconds, more or less." Check it out - I watched Casablanca, Pulp Fiction and The Shining - in less than two minutes! blaugh
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Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 5:14 pm
ooh i like those!
didn't realise there were that many now blaugh
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Posted: Mon Jun 05, 2006 2:45 pm
Whilst watching the NCAA basketball play-off games, a man and his wife got into a conversation about life and death, and the need for living wills.
During the course of the conversation he told her that he never wanted to exist in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and taking fluids from a bottle.
She got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all of his beer xd
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Keep Calm I am The Doctor
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Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 12:58 pm
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Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 11:44 pm
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Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 4:27 pm
rofl Allie that's naughty 4laugh twisted
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Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 2:48 pm
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Keep Calm I am The Doctor
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Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2006 1:15 pm
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Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2006 2:55 pm
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Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 4:36 am
These are all hilarious! rofl
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Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 2:10 pm
xd got to have a little place to visit when you need a laugh 3nodding
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Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 5:03 am
I love this one! No wonder so many Americans want to immigrate to Canada or another country that isn't so full of itself. domokun scorchy1310 US Naval Communication This is the transcript of an ACTUAL radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995. Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision. Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision. Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course. Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP. Canadians: We are a lighthouse. Your call.
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