Envy: as stated earlier about Envy having a 'sleezy and manipulative' job, i think that kind of job, no not a lawyer, but someone who comes up with and presents things (on tv) for the main-stream media. It has Manipulative written all over it. Gluttony: Well, although he loves to eat, I think that he would make a good Sees candy worker. He would know what to reccomend to people, seeing as hes tested all of them, and even eat some of the extra holiday treats they have left over. Yes, sees candy, the perfect job for Gluttony
Wrath: Well, even though he is to young to work, lets zoom to the future for a second. Now, Wrath, still same personality, different age. Wrath's job, would definently have to be someone annoying. As stated earlier, i think he could have the telemarketer aspects in him, but also he could have the potential to become one of those, oh dear what are they called? Those men who announce things over a speaker really fast, oh dear it has slipped my mind. An auctioneer maybe....
Lust: Wow, so many jobs for lust. Personally, I think she would take over Victoria's secret and rename it 'The Secrets of Lust' and still have the same merchandise. She would also be their top model, and on the side would be a Vanna White sort of person.
Greed: Well, as stated earlier, Greed could be a pimp yes, but the way i see it? Greed would want lots of money, but not want to work too hard for it. Anywho i believe that Greed would most likely be a timeshare person, tricking tourists into spending lots of money for timeshare, only to get ripped off, but better yet, he would live in Hawaii. Being a Hawaiin pimp and Hawaiin financial advisor in his spare time. On his days off he would hit the beach to become .::THE FACE OF HAWAII::. [insert picture of greed with half-smile](Spoiler for pride maybe)
Pride: Pride would need a very...proud job. So here is how i see it. Pride has inhuman speed(the CN viewers might not know much about pride. Just making sure ninja ) In addition to inhuman speed he has a very cunning nature, and has the ability to be an olympic runner. With cunning tricks to play and inhuman speed, he would easily become as well known as tiger woods. Pride would also get a real kick out of being respected by so many people. When pride is not running he would be rubbing all his money in J.K Rowling's face. He would also Kill Bill Gates and take over Microsoft (as stated earlier) and 'inherit' Bill's estate.Sloth: Sloth is a motherly sort of character, so saying she acts as mother to the homunculus, or homunculi or something. Moving on, as she is such a motherly figure, she would most likely be a daycare woman or something of that sort.
Others:
Al: Al, he would definently have to eb something with animals. I think he would work at a local animal shelter and make lots of signs and posters advertising the personalities of the pets, bringing business to the shelter. After a while he will start his own nation-wide shelter called the AEPFAA A[lphonse] E[lric's] P[place] F[or] A[bandoned] A[nimals]
Ed: Ed would be the national spokesmodel for the new company he invests in, Short Stuffs Australia! ( i dont live in australia =P) He would on the side fly to California (WHERE I AM) and be a motivational trainer sort of person
rofl Izumi: Izumi would be a karate sensei. Yep. All up in their faces and being a martial arts master helps. After becoming the karate female idol of america, she would invest in a doctor to replace her organs, then open up an orphanage for children (and teach them Karate to!
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Riza: Riza would own a gun range, she would teach people the art of the gun, but would still hold tight to Roy. She would also be a CSI person on the side (as stated earlier) to solve the crimes of the world and to put the sickos to rest.
Roy: Roy would be playa =P no seriously people. Roy has a tendency to set his heart on something, and achieve it. With this, I think that he would become PRESIDENT, w00t! No really, he would, with Riza as hisfirst lady =P He would also be a pyromaniac with a tendency to burn things down, and it becomes the white with flames house. Yes. thats Roy.
Winry: Winry would be part of NASA designing and engineerign big time planes and top secret things for the government. She would work at area 51 -oooh- and would reveal the secrets of it to the world, be fired and would be sent to europe, where she will become a nurse.
Anywho that is all, i put a lot of thought into this! SO READ IT! yeah thats all -thank you for your time!-