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 Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 12:09 pm
Phoebos redem Granted, but you get shot by a farmer "protecting his livestock". I wish I was drowning in a chemical nirvana. Granted, but you become a hideous mutant. I wish I was that farmer.
I wish that I could fly.
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Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 12:13 pm
Muaethia Phoebos redem Granted, but you get shot by a farmer "protecting his livestock". I wish I was drowning in a chemical nirvana. Granted, but you become a hideous mutant. I wish I was that farmer.
I wish that I could fly.Granted, but you get hit by a passing plane. I wish everyone on the planet stopped being discriminatory to anyone/everyone else.
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Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 12:20 pm
Phoebos Muaethia Phoebos redem Granted, but you get shot by a farmer "protecting his livestock". I wish I was drowning in a chemical nirvana. Granted, but you become a hideous mutant. I wish I was that farmer.
I wish that I could fly.Granted, but you get hit by a passing plane. I wish everyone on the planet stopped being discriminatory to anyone/everyone else. Granted, but the GAU ceases to exist. crying I wish I had 100,000 Gaia gold.
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Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 12:27 pm
Granted...but due to supply and demand, the values of everything (including commons) will go up and the value of 100,000 gaia gold goes down. talk2hand
I wish I had a girlfriend
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Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 12:50 pm
Blasphemize Granted...but due to supply and demand, the values of everything (including commons) will go up and the value of 100,000 gaia gold goes down. talk2hand
I wish I had a girlfriend Granted, but she ends up being a cannibal and eats you alive.
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Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 1:40 pm
Phoebos Blasphemize Granted...but due to supply and demand, the values of everything (including commons) will go up and the value of 100,000 gaia gold goes down. talk2hand
I wish I had a girlfriend Granted, but she ends up being a cannibal and eats you alive.
*prods you*
Make a wish!
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Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 11:09 pm
I wish Phoebus made a wish
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Posted: Thu May 11, 2006 12:12 pm
shinobikun I wish Phoebus made a wish Granted, but then I kill you for spelling my name wrong. I wish my memory didn't suck.
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Posted: Thu May 11, 2006 8:44 pm
Phoebos shinobikun I wish Phoebus made a wish Granted, but then I kill you for spelling my name wrong. I wish my memory didn't suck. Granted, but then you remember past lives, and your entire belief (or lack-thereof) system is shattered! I wish I hadn't put off a ton of homework until the last minute.
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Posted: Thu May 11, 2006 8:51 pm
Granted, but then the rest of your life is spent re-living those moments of doing homework.
I wish I was a cool zombie. Rawr.
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Posted: Thu May 11, 2006 10:44 pm
Granted. But then a priest comes along and excercises you, and you die permanently.
I wish my girlfiend was eighteen already, so we could get married and start our life together...
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Posted: Fri May 12, 2006 11:58 pm
Superior Jazz Granted. But then a priest comes along and excercises you, and you die permanently. I wish my girlfiend was eighteen already, so we could get married and start our life together... {chuckles at "excercises" and "girlfiend"} Anywho.. granted, but you soon discover that she's a baby-makin' machine. By the time you're 25, you already have 6 kids under the age of 6 around the house. Good luck supporting them all. More are to come, too. I wish my friend could overcome his depression.
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Posted: Sun May 14, 2006 11:46 am
Granted but she is WAAAAAY too cheery even for you
I wish I had some big league chew gum
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Posted: Sun May 14, 2006 11:59 am
Granted, but then the gum just keeps getting bigger and bigger until it explodes in your mouth :0
I wish I had a room full of wild buffalos.
((xD I'll do a real wish next time, I promise.))
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Posted: Sun May 14, 2006 12:28 pm
Granted but the buffalos end up tearing your house down
I wish I had HUGE House party ^^
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