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| Do you find the lack of humor in the RPs of this site bothersome? |
| I absolutely despise the sociopathic vaccum of this site! |
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| It bugs me, but I can manage pretty well. |
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| Never thought about it. (you actually can't choose this, because that means you totally missed the point of this forum). |
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| No, I like violence. A lot. |
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 Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2005 4:46 pm
Photodump? Another gaian had it, and a link to the page. It seems to have worked out all right.
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AS ZORT:
*Skrintches his face up when he sees what he now realizes is a blob.*
*Grabs shotgun*
"Dammit! It'sa nudderwunnadem SO-LISS-IT-TURDS!!!!"
*Have you seen Napoleon Dynamite? you know the scene at the begining when the farmer shoots the cow? Imagine: Zort=farmer and Tye=cow*
*Pulls trigger*
"Klikk!!!" goes the gun.
"Dammit, fergot ta ree-lode... "
*Points at Tye*
"Now, you jus' stay raaght there while I git a couple o' bullets from the that there shed yonder."
*Runs off in that there direction, towards yonder shed*
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Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2005 4:53 pm
Bleagwuh Photodump? Another gaian had it, and a link to the page. It seems to have worked out all right. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- AS ZORT: *Skrintches his face up when he sees what he now realizes is a blob.* *Grabs shotgun* "Dammit! It'sa nudderwunnadem SO-LISS-IT-TURDS!!!!" *Have you seen Napoleon Dynamite? you know the scene at the begining when the farmer shoots the cow? Imagine: Zort=farmer and Tye=cow* *Pulls trigger* "Klikk!!!" goes the gun. "Dammit, fergot ta ree-lode... " *Points at Tye* "Now, you jus' stay raaght there while I git a couple o' bullets from the that there shed yonder." *Runs off in that there direction, towards yonder shed* "Um, I doubt a non-magic instrument such as that could harm me" *puts the sword on the porch* "I'm not a solicituator, or whatever you called me, I'm just here to give you this strange object" ((Have you ever seen Secondhand Lions? Well, this scene reminds me of one of the scenes in that. Also, yes, I have seen Napoleon Dynamite, and I doubt a semi-truck would be driving by just as I was sitting there waiting for you to shoot me. Especially since you didn't disallow godmodding, so I could easily dodge that.))
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Lord Thatlatu of the Tofu Captain
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Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2005 4:57 pm
((umm... yes. Guess where I got the idea?))
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AS ZORT:
"not a solicitor?"
*sticks gun in ground like a stake*
*looks at the strange object*
"... hmm... whassat, anyway? ...looks like a lame imitation of my whack-o-matic."
*reaches over back, then a giant whack-o-matic appears, kind of like in the video games where you can hold 3284 tower sheilds in your teeny backpack without any effect whatsoever*
"no, you see, the hilt's all wrong, see? For one, there isn't any fire-breathing armadillo on the hilt. Furthermore, the hilt isn't even the same color as mine, it's supposed to be brown and silver, yasee?"
*turns it around, so you can "yasee"*
"notice the elegant things about my whack-o-matic... Or not. I don't."
*looks at strange object more closely*
"Ya know, you did such a terrible job with that imitation, I'd think it was something totally different!"
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Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2005 5:00 pm
--godmodding allowed but with penalty: You can dodge something at the speed of light, but then you mess up, and something equally bad happens.--
Egg-Sample:::::::::::::::::
"pooftargla dodged the bullet, but then his back went out.*
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Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2005 8:25 pm
Bleagwuh ((umm... yes. Guess where I got the idea?)) -------------------------------------------------------------------- AS ZORT: "not a solicitor?" *sticks gun in ground like a stake* *looks at the strange object* "... hmm... whassat, anyway? ...looks like a lame imitation of my whack-o-matic." *reaches over back, then a giant whack-o-matic appears, kind of like in the video games where you can hold 3284 tower sheilds in your teeny backpack without any effect whatsoever* "no, you see, the hilt's all wrong, see? For one, there isn't any fire-breathing armadillo on the hilt. Furthermore, the hilt isn't even the same color as mine, it's supposed to be brown and silver, yasee?" *turns it around, so you can "yasee"* "notice the elegant things about my whack-o-matic... Or not. I don't." *looks at strange object more closely* "Ya know, you did such a terrible job with that imitation, I'd think it was something totally different!" "I'm just delivering it. It's said to be special...somehow. I could redesign it for you, so that it looks like your little sword there." ((It's a thwacking stick %@**$^!)) "I don't see how the lacrosse handle or the nail in the tip could be elegant either, but at least it doesn't cost anything. Of course, it can't even compare to my own weapon." *pulls out his weapon: a tin whistle...with built in karate action!*
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Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2005 8:25 pm
Bleagwuh --godmodding allowed but with penalty: You can dodge something at the speed of light, but then you mess up, and something equally bad happens.-- Egg-Sample::::::::::::::::: "pooftargla dodged the bullet, but then his back went out.* ((Sounds fair. And way better than all the other stupid RP's))
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Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 12:07 pm
Thatlatu Bleagwuh ((umm... yes. Guess where I got the idea?)) -------------------------------------------------------------------- AS ZORT: "not a solicitor?" *sticks gun in ground like a stake* *looks at the strange object* "... hmm... whassat, anyway? ...looks like a lame imitation of my whack-o-matic." *reaches over back, then a giant whack-o-matic appears, kind of like in the video games where you can hold 3284 tower sheilds in your teeny backpack without any effect whatsoever* "no, you see, the hilt's all wrong, see? For one, there isn't any fire-breathing armadillo on the hilt. Furthermore, the hilt isn't even the same color as mine, it's supposed to be brown and silver, yasee?" *turns it around, so you can "yasee"* "notice the elegant things about my whack-o-matic... Or not. I don't." *looks at strange object more closely* "Ya know, you did such a terrible job with that imitation, I'd think it was something totally different!" "I'm just delivering it. It's said to be special...somehow. I could redesign it for you, so that it looks like your little sword there." ((It's a thwacking stick %@**$^!)) "I don't see how the lacrosse handle or the nail in the tip could be elegant either, but at least it doesn't cost anything. Of course, it can't even compare to my own weapon." *pulls out his weapon: a tin whistle...with built in karate action!* *turns around and looks at the whacking stick again* "You know, I should have seen it... this isn't even made based on the Claymore design! It's not even a sword! whatsit, then?" *Grabs it before you can answer.* "Hmm... judgin' from it's weight, it's probably not very strong... but whatever. Let's go to the woods and test this thing out." *throws whack-o-matic at tye as if he wants tye to carry it.* *runs off towards woods with thwacking stick in hand*
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Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 5:38 pm
*jumps in river and surfs on the thwacking stick until he gets to the forest*
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Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 5:42 pm
*runs back and grabs tye by the scruff of it's... rainbow flab* *surfs down river on whacking stick* *enters forest* *finds a dock* "Okay, here we is!" THE FOREST
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Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 5:47 pm
Quote: Ok! All current quests are finished, thank you to all who would have donated if I hadn't told you not to! Come to my RP's too, they're getting really boring. Quote: you know, you COULD put a LINK on that siggy, to make it a bit more EFFECTIVE!!!
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Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 7:53 pm
Bleagwuh Thatlatu Bleagwuh ((umm... yes. Guess where I got the idea?)) -------------------------------------------------------------------- AS ZORT: "not a solicitor?" *sticks gun in ground like a stake* *looks at the strange object* "... hmm... whassat, anyway? ...looks like a lame imitation of my whack-o-matic." *reaches over back, then a giant whack-o-matic appears, kind of like in the video games where you can hold 3284 tower sheilds in your teeny backpack without any effect whatsoever* "no, you see, the hilt's all wrong, see? For one, there isn't any fire-breathing armadillo on the hilt. Furthermore, the hilt isn't even the same color as mine, it's supposed to be brown and silver, yasee?" *turns it around, so you can "yasee"* "notice the elegant things about my whack-o-matic... Or not. I don't." *looks at strange object more closely* "Ya know, you did such a terrible job with that imitation, I'd think it was something totally different!" "I'm just delivering it. It's said to be special...somehow. I could redesign it for you, so that it looks like your little sword there." ((It's a thwacking stick %@**$^!)) "I don't see how the lacrosse handle or the nail in the tip could be elegant either, but at least it doesn't cost anything. Of course, it can't even compare to my own weapon." *pulls out his weapon: a tin whistle...with built in karate action!* *turns around and looks at the whacking stick again* "You know, I should have seen it... this isn't even made based on the Claymore design! It's not even a sword! whatsit, then?" *Grabs it before you can answer.* "Hmm... judgin' from it's weight, it's probably not very strong... but whatever. Let's go to the woods and test this thing out." *throws whack-o-matic at tye as if he wants tye to carry it.* *runs off towards woods with thwacking stick in hand* *catches the whack-o-matic, and falls down, then runs after zort*
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Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 7:54 pm
Bleagwuh *jumps in river and surfs on the thwacking stick until he gets to the forest* *Forms feet into rainbow surf-board, then surfs down the river after Zort*
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Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 7:55 pm
Bleagwuh *runs back and grabs tye by the scruff of it's... rainbow flab* *surfs down river on whacking stick* *enters forest* *finds a dock* "Okay, here we is!" THE FOREST*Hugs a tree*
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Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 7:56 pm
Bleagwuh That's sig Ok! All current quests are finished, thank you to all who would have donated if I hadn't told you not to! Come to my RP's too, they're getting really boring. you know, you COULD put a LINK on that siggy, to make it a bit more EFFECTIVE!!! I know, but there isn't enough room for it.
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Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 9:57 pm
Thatlatu Bleagwuh *runs back and grabs tye by the scruff of it's... rainbow flab* *surfs down river on whacking stick* *enters forest* *finds a dock* "Okay, here we is!" THE FOREST*Hugs a tree* AS ZORT: "No! Don't hug the trees! You'll wake up the SLEEPING NINJA POPULACE!" AS TWIG: "crakk" AS ZORT: "Oh no! too late!" *Turns to Tye* "trees AREN'T for HUGGING! But I guess we'll be able to finally test out this whacking stick you gave me..." *Draws whacking stick* --BATTLE!-- ZORT and TYE vs. 5 CRANKY NINJAS and SENSEI SAM ------------------- Attack first: ZORT! *zort grips his weapon firmly, as he is unsure about the overall effectiveness of the stick* *ZORT attacks NINJA 2* AS NINJA 2: "Schrpllllerrrorrghptk!" *Ninja 2 is now fertilizer* AS ZORT: *blinks several times* *looks at stick* *looks at tye* "...wha... wo... what IS this?"
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