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 Posted: Sun May 07, 2006 9:44 am
one time i was with my friends and one of them turns to my friend emily and says "Im a narwhal!!" and hits me and her with his head sweatdrop
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Posted: Sun May 07, 2006 3:23 pm
Well, one quote I made up and like to say is:
"It's not murder if you don't kill the guy you stab to death."
Actually, I think I should use that more often...
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Posted: Sun May 07, 2006 3:33 pm
I'm as old as my nose and a little older than my teeth.
That's my reply when someones asks how old I am.
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Posted: Sun May 07, 2006 6:04 pm
well I was at camp and during the night someone yelled in their sleep "SNOWMAN"
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Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 5:52 pm
well once i was walking with my friend to class and this guy walks passed us yelling out "Hey John! I got squirrels in my pants and they're after my nuts!" while he was grabbing his balls.
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Posted: Tue May 09, 2006 7:42 am
How about: Boys are stupid, throw rocks at them.
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Posted: Tue May 09, 2006 11:59 pm
"Am I going to die in my sleep tonight?" Not exactly random but alot of people have been asking my that lately x_x or lat least something similar.
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Posted: Thu May 11, 2006 1:46 am
I HAVE A VODKA DRINK! I HAVE A WISKY DRINK! AND WHEN I NEED TO PEE I USE THE KITCHEN SINK!
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Posted: Thu May 11, 2006 10:29 am
I have a few from Girl In The Fireplace (last Doctor Who episode):
* R:"You can't keep that horse..."
D:"I let you keep Mickey."
* D:"Have you me the french? My god, they know how to party!"
* D:"Always bring a banana to a party."
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Posted: Sat May 13, 2006 9:58 am
I was in the middle of a conversation with my friend and I was in the middle of saying: "Numbers that end in '5' or '0' are not what we consider--" and then my friend interupts and shouts, "The holy bible!!"
That was pretty random xD <33
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Posted: Sat May 13, 2006 4:36 pm
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Posted: Sun May 14, 2006 9:55 am
"That's it! You're sleeping with the fishies!"
"Did you know that fish sleep with their eyes open?"
"So does Gandulf!"
C+h. <3
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Posted: Sun May 21, 2006 2:46 pm
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Posted: Sun May 21, 2006 4:23 pm
We're a bit too random at times.
Once a friend of mine was writing an essay when I say all of a sudden..
"We hold these truths to be self evident that all men are created equal.."
She just laughed her butt off.
Although, sometimes we just go up to people and say,
"What the Frosted Flakes, man!??"
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Posted: Sun May 21, 2006 5:27 pm
The Most random thing ive always said was " Cheese" but one time i picked my cellphone from the floor at the mall's bookstore when it fell but i kept on letting it fall until i fell on my knees, with my hands waving in the air randomly screaming "OH MY ******** CHEESE THIS s**t WONT STOP FALLING FOR THE NAME OF ALL THATS DECENT AND ABNORMAL IT FREAKIN HATES ME!" and my friends just started laughing as for the other peoples... they looked at me funny and the lady that worked there told me to shut up =_= isnt life nice? xd
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