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Aramethea

PostPosted: Mon May 08, 2006 12:48 pm


Okay - Crappy 80's-movie stars in FF7
These are not crappy actors for the most part, just actors from crappy movies.

Julian Sands as Sephiroth

Molly Ringwold as Aerith (only beacuse she dies early - I hate Molly Ringworm)

James Spader as Cloud - I actually love James Spader - he'd be great

Donald Pleasance as Cid - he's dead now, but what the hey

Matt Dillon as Vincent - not sure why...

Jennifer Beals as Tifa - she can flashdance at the bar

Ralph Macchio (in drag) as Yuffie - come on! Karate Kid? Ninja? Same thing!

That guy who did the sound effects with his voice from the Police Academy movies as Barret, only beacuse I can't think of anyone else...

Joe Pesci, Robert DiNero, Al Pacino, and Lorraine Bracco as The Turks

Keifer Sutherland as Rufus - mmm keifer......

Jack Nicholson as Hojo

Kevin Bacon as the voice of RedXIII - because he's in everything else, right?

Donald Sutherland as Bugenhagen - he's got a cool voice

With soundtrack music by-
The Motels - Suddenly Last Summer (Cloud and Tifa's Theme)
Oingo Boingo - Dead Man's Party (Sephiroth's Theme)
Duran Duran - Is There Something I Should Know (Tifa's theme)
The Ramones - I Wanna Be Sedated (Clouds' Theme)
Asia - Heat Of The Moment (Cid's Theme)
The Smiths - Please Please Please Let Me Get What I Want (Yuffie's Theme)
The Cars - Moving in Stereo (Turk's Theme)
Hall and Oates - You Make My Dreams Come True (Hojo's Theme)
Prince - My Name is Prince (Barret's Theme)
The Bangles - Manic Monday (Aerith's Theme)
Tears For Fears -Everybody Wants To Rule The World (Rufus' Theme)
Greg Khin -Jeopardy (Vincent's Theme)
Thompson Twins - Hold Me Now (RedXIII's Theme)
R.E.M. - The End Of the World As We Know It (Bugenhagen's Theme)

For the younger crowd who may not know these songs, check them out on Limewire or something and you'll understand why I chose them!
PostPosted: Mon May 08, 2006 5:29 pm


Donald Trump-Cloud

Donald Trump-Sephiroth

Mr. T-Barret

Pamela Anderson-Tifa

David Spade-Zack

Chris Rock-Aeris (( She's black she just hiddin it))

Black Angel 1


Rinli

PostPosted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 7:18 pm


FFVIIFangirl
Johnny Depp as Sephiroth... heart



BOOYA!!!!!!!!!
PostPosted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 4:28 pm


myselfornot
Mr. T as Barret Foo!


Mr. T would DEFINITELY have to be Barret

..I dont even think Ving Rhames could fit Barret's persona as much as Mr. T

Captain Tatsuhiro


The Pickett

PostPosted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 12:39 pm


Alright, here goes it:
Sephiroth: Alice Cooper
Cloud: David Spade
Tifa: Lara Croft
Aeris: Emmy Rossum
Barret: Mr. T
Red XIII (voice): Masachika Ichimura
Vincent: Jake Richardson
Yuffie: Ling Ling Tse (Kung Pow: Enter the Fist)
Cait Sith: Fatboy Slim
Cid: Adam Sandler

Who would be able to predict what would happen?
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