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 Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 9:52 am
HelMel At least the weather was nice as the child sat on the side of the fountain. Sadly, her disposition failed at such nicity, as she was pushing a toad underwater to see how long it could hold its breath. "Hmm, you can go 15 seconds. Let's try for 20." Larxene grumbled as the toad squirmed away and made a wild dash for its life. "Damn..." She pulled both of her feet up onto the fountain-side and wrapped her arms around her knees. Seraphina_Angel Looking around the square he made sure the nice girl with the stick wasn't about. He had wanted to push her in traffic so badly he thought it best to simply avoid her from now on.
Walking up to the fountain he noted a toad moving at mach five to a safe distance from the kid sitting on the edge.
Oh great some snot nose brat to ruin his day.
Why he had to come here and watch out for strange men that were wanting to take people he didn't know. He figured it was the thing that lived in the closet at Seraph that was taking them.
The kid at least matched the type that would be taken. So he'd scout things out here. HelMel Larxene eyed the stranger curiously. What a weirdo, she thought to herself as she noted the spiked hair and random face tatoos; without thinking she ran her hand through her hair, the wild antennae-like strands bouncing softly. "Yo, gramps, you're blocking my view," she snerked as the boy didn't seem too much older than herself. She put on her most angelic looking face, her eyes gleaming with mischief. Seraphina_Angel Without even looking at the brat Axel lifted his hand and flipped her the bird. Like he needed some little b***h telling him what to do.
He was married for that crap.
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Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 9:58 am
HelMel At his reaction, Larxene burst into giggles and rolled off of the fountain. "You're funny for an old guy!" Hopping up she wandered over to the stranger. "Do you always like corrupting us youth?" She peered up at him. "Who are you anyway, or is flicking the bird your name in sign language?" Seraphina_Angel He knew the kid would come over. Why the hell had he encouraged it?
Looking over at the kid a disinterested look on his face he replied "One. I am not old. Two. I don't like kids and three. Piss off tiny tot."
Axel was planning on never bringing a squalling drool machine into the world no matter what seraph or Loyal plotted. HelMel "Hey, keep your eyes off of my taters, *****," she snerked and crossed her arms over her chest. "And you're definitely older than me, which makes it ok for me to call you that. And, I'm not a kid. I'm just age-ically challenged." This guy was definitely loads more fun than the others she had met; nice was way overrated. "Do you normally walk through parks to violate young girls? Have you ever been... ARRESTED? Did you hit the cop? Was it fun?!?!" There was so much evil she could learn from this guy; he didn't seem nice like other people. Seraphina_Angel "You're challenged alright." Axel mumbled back. Why did stupid chicks seem drawn to him? It was starting to make him miss his wife. At least there was an intelligent woman.
At the mention of violating young girls he snapped a galre onto the little girl that would normally scare the piss out of anyone in their right mind.
Snapping viciously he spat out "I don't violate children. Or anyone. It's cliche."
He only occassionaly beat the crap out of a person he disliked.
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Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 10:00 am
HelMel "Flipping birds is technically violating to innocent eyes. You just got lucky and flipped me off instead," she flashed him a cheeky grin. "What's a clichie, or whatever the hell you said? Oh yeah, I'm Larxene, Mistress of the Universe... or will be at some point when I get old enough to buy guns and s**t. What's your name? You didn't tell me before. If you don't have one, I can just call you Spiky." If Larx even knew what fear was, and that is in question, she certainly didn't show it. Seraphina_Angel Sighing he realized he wasn't gonna get rid of her. Reaching over he flicked her antenae.
"Get better reception with those?" Axel asked sarcastically as he looked again at the kid and paused. Wait a minute he knew that hair. he knew that stupid attempt at an evil grin!
Oh God! he thought as he heard the name. They had brought that thing back after her guardian had disappeared? Were they stupid?
Turning away with a look of annoyance and disgust he mumbled out "Axel."
Why would you bring back a nusiance like that? HelMel "That's my hair! I don't get reception with my hair if you don't, Mount SpikyHairThatDoesn'tEvenMoveInAStiffBreeze. Axel. I've heard that name before. Where was that? Hmm," She pondered as he had his back to her, oblivious to his memory of her. "OH YEAH! It's what holds the wheels on a vehicle, right? Why would your mom name you after a car part?" Larx made the mental note of naming her own possible future children something goofy like that; it would be fun to watch them get picked on one day. Seraphina_Angel Resisting the urge to smother the little brat he looked off into the distance and wondered if anyone would really miss the bable moron.
"Yeah Axel. At least I'm useful. Unlike some that I can think of right now." Axel said suggestively with a glance in her direction.
Children had no use except as cannon fodder if you really needed something stopped. People for some reason were likely to stop or back off when you used children as an ice breaker. HelMel "There are a lot of unuseful people. And some people who are only useful for certain stuff," Larx nodded in agreement, as she took a sweeping look at the park. "The jerk who runs the candy store is only useful for batting practice, for instance. Or for experimenting on him with my knifies. What do you do that makes you useful?" The colder he tried to be, the more he fascinated Larxene. It wasn't everyday she got to meet someone who didn't seem to care about anything in particular.
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Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 11:14 am
Seraphina_Angel God can't kids take a hint nowadays? Axel was getting more and more perturbed by the second. First seraph makes him run around on this stupid wild goose chase. Now he had the pintsized Hitler bugging the piss right out of him.
"I kill stupid creatures that annoy me." he said giving her a pointed looked. HelMel "REALLY?!?!?!?! What do you do with the remains? Is it slow and torturous? Do they cry out in pain? Are you a cabinal ((canibal))? Are they tasty? Do you put them in a stew first? DO YOU BOIL THEM ALIVE?!?!" The questions rattled off as fast as they entered her little head. Tugging at the sleeve of her black robe, she could barely keep from bouncing in excitement. "Will you be my big brother and teach me to kill things?" She mustered up her sweetest smile, which ended up just looking creepy and out of place, giving the expression 'creepy children (of the corn)' a whole new license. Seraphina_Angel What was wrong with this kid? Axel couldn't believe how excited she had gotten then he stopped and thought about it. Wait the little freak had wanted to hurt stuff before as well hadn't she.
Be her big brother huh? Well that could make her into a useful tool instead of just a tool. A nasty smirk creased his face as he snapped back "Yeah sure why not? First line of order. You call me sir or master. None of this disrespectful crap or I kick you out to the curb with all the other fluffy bunnies in this place."
He had an idea and if it worked he could keep out of trouble with Selona while causing major mayhem. HelMel "YAY! Alrightie, Sir Axel of the Automobiles it is!" She bounced happily; she would get pointers on being evil. How cool was that? Her antenna-like bangs twitched and she rubbed her hands together conspiratorily. "Look out world! Chaos is on its way!" Seraphina_Angel Standing up Axel rolled his eyes and stretched. This kid was a head case it was gonna take all of his patience to put up with her.
"Next step is for you to bugger off and wait for me to contact you. You don't know when that will be but you had best be ready when I call." he said as he began to saunter off. Let the little brat hold her breath waiting. He was gonna take his time. HelMel Wait for him? But she wanted to kill stuff now! "B-but..." Her voice trailed off as he wandered away. Oh well, she thought to herself. She'd be ready when he called, no doubt. In the meantime she'd practice. As he slunk out of sight, she started to look for things to practice killing, so that she'd be ready when the time came.
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Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 10:35 am
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Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 10:41 am
Kaze Taco Gracey was wearing a frockcoat that looked like the b*****d child of Ivy and Raphael's outfits. As he was taller than most children his age, though, it fit rather nicely. His hair had also grown a little bit, just enough to be put in a little ponytail. Gracey hated that, he muttered under his breath about how if he had a mirror he'd cut the thing off. Yes... with his rapier. He stood in the Grecian temple and admired it, the statue of blacksmiths towering behind him. HelMel "COME BACK HERE," shrieked Larxene as she chased the helpless stray. The mutt had wandered by during her practice and she found that he would be a much better target for killing than the can she had been flinging knives at. "If you don't let me kill you, what will I tell Axel?" Luckily for the pooch, he outran the small child easily, darting into the temple. Larx, finally winded, paused to catch her breath against a column and watched the other one eyeball the decor. Larxene grumbled. That pansy didn't even glance in her direction. Rolling her eyes, she wandered out in search of more things to practice killing; she wanted to be an expert at killing by the time she saw Axel again. Seraphina_Angel Axel was walking out of one of the shadows when he spotted Larxene in as chipper a mood as he had ever seen walking out of the temple.
What was with this place. Lately it changed everytime someone sneezed. it'd be nice if it could just stay one thing for a period of time. This change however wasn't so bad.
In fact the decor suited him just fine. Dark and shadowy. However there were some places that were just as sunshine and lollipop as the Magical Kingdom. He simply was avoiding those areas. HelMel Two antenna-like strands of hair bobbed as the girl swung her head around searching for her next target. A cheeky grin spread across her face as she spotted her big bro, the spikey haired guy with the emo face tattoos looking as foul-tempered as ever. AH HA! He came back for me for evil fun, she thought to herself. "AXELLLLL!" Larxene waved and shouted like a loon as she bounded over. "HIYA, BRO! I've been practicing. Shall we kill things today? Would you like a demonstration?" She let her knives drop between her fingers and swung her fist fast and hard in his direction; unfortunately due to her short stature her aim was groin level. Seraphina_Angel Axel refelxively flinched when he heard the whiney voice but quickly hid it as she arrived in front of him just long enough to swing a fist full of knives at his groin.
Snapping his hands down he grabbed her small wrists and stopped them before they ever reached their intended target.
"Oi." was all he said as he yanked her up by the captured wrists. What a nusiance. HelMel Larxene blinked in surprise as she felt herself lift off of the ground, strong hands gripping her wrists. He was so much stronger than she, and she noted that for future reference. Dangling by her arms, the child grinned at Axel. "I can still kick you in the shin from here, cuz I'VE BEEEEEEN practicing! Aren't you happy?!?!" Wanting to show Axel how much she had been practicing being evil, she reared back her leg and swung it forward; Larxene was a little overeager, true. She just didn't process that Axel would probably not want to be the guinea pig for her demonstrations, since pain didn't seem to bother her much; she rather enjoyed watching her prey squirm.
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Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 10:44 am
Seraphina_Angel Getting nailed in the thigh with a kick Axel grunted in annoyance and thanked his own reflexes that he had turned in time to not take a boot to the groin. Still it would have been better then the knives.
"Ok! Geeze, So you learned how to kick things and stab at them. Stop doing it to me." he snapped irritably as he dropped her back to the ground. This kid just knew how to punch his buttons the wrong way.
Not tomention he had been frustrated lately with how little he had seen his wife. HelMel "Oomph." The grunting swoosh of air flew from her lips as she landed bottom-first on the ground. "But you told me to be ready," she grumbled as she stood, her hand rubbing her bruised backside. "I was showing you. SO THERE!" A little pinkish-red tongue snaked out as the wet flappy sound of a razz hit the air. She smoothed back her hair and then crossed her hands over her chest, one foot tapping. Seraphina_Angel Blinking once Axel decided no more nice games with the brat. Grabbing her forcefully by the face he dug his fingers into the sides of her face wedging his fingers inbetween her teeth without going in her mouth to do it.
Once he was sure the little gnat couldn't bite down he reached in and pulled her tongue back out.
"I told you something about respect and now I guess I have to teach you about it. Disrespect gets you a missing tongue til you can find Selona to replace it." he said as he flipped out his jack knife.
He wasn't gonna do it but he sure wasn't gonna let her know that. Selona would eat him alive if she ever found out he did that. HelMel Larxene blinked at the shiny blade. Was this some sort of game? A training maneuver, perhaps? As he held her tongue, she wrinkled her nose; his fingers tasted horrible. The child wondered what he had been doing before she had seen him, possibly scratching certain areas; she didn't really want to know what she was tasting. She looked from the knife to Axel's face and then along his arm. Shuffling her foot around, she tried to find his boot. AH HA, she thought once her right shoe slid up against his boot. Trying to surpress the twinkle of idea in her eyes, she shifted her weight to the left and lifted her right foot over his boot. With a spring all of her weight shifted to her right foot as she drove it down toward the boot. This was one game she really wanted to win. Seraphina_Angel The pain ripped up through his leg as the childs entire weight slammed down on top of his foot. No longer concentrating his knife slipped and he jabbed the pink flesh of the tongue with it even as he howled out in pain.
That little freak! She had just broken his foot!
He dropped her and then hobbled over to take a seat so he could check it out still holding the bloody tipped knife in his hand. F@#!in' kid!
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Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 10:46 am
HelMel Larxene felt a searing heat in her mouth as she fell once again to the ground. A warm, metallic taste filled her mouth and she spat. As the wad of saliva and blood sloshed against the ground, Larxene stared at it with a morbid fascination. She was bleeding. She eyed the wad closely, noticing it's color and texture. Did all blood look like that, or did the saliva weaken it? She would have to "experiment" later on. She continued to stare as the blood from her tongue started to dribble from one corner of her lips. Seraphina_Angel Checking his foot over Axel determined that his foot wasn't broken.
Looking up he about yelled at the small blonde girl when he caught a glimpse of red trickling down her chin. What the?!?
Holding up the knife he almost dropped it as he saw the blood on it. Quickly wiping it off he shoved it back in his pocket. Great! Now he'd never hear the end of it from that busy body Goddess.
"Hey! You just about broke my foot brat. Be more careful." he snapped at her trying to get her mind off the blood. HelMel Larxene looked up as a trail of blood broke from her chin and splattered on the ground. "Haha!" She laughed eerily, her smiling teeth stained red. It hurt a bit to move her tongue, but the child was no wimp; she spat out a mouthful and then giggled again, looking more and more macabre. "Next time I'll try harder." She grinned evilly.
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Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 12:40 pm
"Yeah and maybe next time you won't have a tongue to speak with." Axel shot back in a snappish manner as he tested his weight on the foot again. Stupid brat.
Looking around he made sure there was no one else about to have seen him being schooled by a twirp.
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