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 Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 8:59 pm
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Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 9:00 pm
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
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Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 9:02 pm
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
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Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 9:04 pm
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Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 9:05 pm
Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
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Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 9:06 pm
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 9:07 pm
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
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Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 9:08 pm
Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
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Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 9:09 pm
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
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Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 9:13 pm
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Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 9:14 pm
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Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 9:16 pm
I'm smelting coal and iron as i'm typing this. bump.
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Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 9:17 pm
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Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 9:18 pm
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Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 9:21 pm
I have to beat 50 bumps. bump.
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