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 Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 2:22 am
A: Because it will try to drink us while we're sleeping and make us poop ice cubes
Q: How can I get away from my shadow????
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Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 3:12 am
A: Nail it to the floor or wall.
Q: Dude, where's my car?
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Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 3:41 am
The same palce where my keys are
Who are you people and why the hell am I here
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Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 3:46 am
A: You're here because you brushed your teeth today!
Q: Why are pirates called pirates?
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Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 4:12 am
A--Because Mickey Mouse was already taken...
Q--Where were you July 14th 1884???
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Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 4:16 am
A: At your house making hot sweet luff!
Q: Can I ask you a question? ((Sorry my imagination is running a bit slow!))
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Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 7:00 am
A: No you can't.
Q: Why do the underpants knombs keep stealing our underwear!?
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Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 7:11 am
A. Because they love to eat them.
Q. Why does chocolate taste of chocolate?
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Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 8:07 am
A: Because our taste buds like to think chocolate is tasty. domokun
Q: Are your feet flat?
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Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 8:16 am
A: No, they're round.
Q: Why do we need clothes?
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Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 2:31 pm
A: Because our skin will melt if it's not covered.
Q: Why am I dying easter eggs?
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Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 2:52 pm
A: So you don't dye your face.
Q: Why do we have hair?
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Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 3:03 pm
A. 'cause it tastes funkay.
Q. Why did Bruce Dickinson cut his hair?
(Bruce is Iron Maidens singer, for those that don't know.)
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Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 3:12 pm
A: 'Cuz it was so long it started going up his butt.
Q: Why does a fart smell so bad?
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Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 4:43 pm
Because we sniff flowers.
Why do paintings have to be framed?
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