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 Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 4:01 pm
D: Aw. Ian was fake. I wanted you guys to put me in jail so I could-
Never mind. =x
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Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 4:09 pm
Oh, Des! Make one of me! And make it fuuuunny. 4laugh
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Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 4:28 pm
Veliofi Ooh! Ooh! I have an idea! You could write one where:
1. I find Ian at the cliffs, and he's all right.
2. Police come and try to arrest Ian.
3. I get angry and tell them that he is innocent and that if they arrest him, they'll have to arrest me too.
4. They arrest us both.
5. We're thrown into a cell.
6. Ian thanks me for sticking up for him and asks if there's anything he can do to repay me.
7. I say that he can repay me with a kiss. (What can I say? I love the guy. xD )
8. We kiss. (1, 2, 3... Aww!)
9. Immediatly afterwards, Ian turns around and sees the fake Ian.
10. The real Ian says, "Hey, who are-"
11. Fake Ian shoots him.
12. I cry and say, "Why did you-"
13. He shoots me.
heart for Ian. I'm sorry, I just wuv him to death! Well, you just wrote it for me. neutral It's no fun if there's no surprise involved. @Peanut - Sure! biggrin
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Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 5:17 pm
And here's one a friend wrote... XD Chikorin Moonie "Hey! Hey you! With the AFK! Want any of these items for it? And all my gold?" "Sorry, too low." "Awh, okay. HEY! Des!" Chikorin Moonie waved at her friend, and former quest buddy. "I thought you were with Johnny after you fell off that cliff!" "I was. But then I got away." "Ohhhh. Well, hey, think you could give me a hand? Nobody with an AFK will accept my offer." "Too bad. Whatdya want me to do?" "Throw in some items or gold? Or convince 'em it's a good deal!" Des looked thoughtful for a moment. "Whatcha say? Will ya?" Chi looked a little anxious for a moment, with a slight grin on her face. "Hmm....nah, I'll pass." "Awwwh, why?" "Because." Des then pulled out a gun and proceeded to shoot her friend, AND former quest buddy, once in all four limbs and her throat and in her forehead before turning away. "I don't feel like it and you're dead now." Chikorin Moonie has been killed and Desdemona Winchcombe is STILL running loose on her post-game killing spree. AND CHI WASN'T EVEN IN THIS GAME!
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Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 5:32 pm
I used to have nitemares about Barney when I was little. D:< I'd hear the barney song coming from my parents room. I went in there. There was a radio playing the song. I turned it off. The music continued. I smashed the radio. The music continued. My parents entered the room, angry that I had smashed the radio.
Then Barney came into the room and murdered us all.
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Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 5:36 pm
Here's one Insomnesiac wrote for meh before we new it was Des: Insomnesiac It was night again as most of the GCDers went to the local hotspot, Club Um. They all entered the jail and scattered into the various rooms. Roger Silverwood wandered into the key room. This was the first time it had been empty for days since all the jailbirds were off busy with their Club Um duties. Roger walked up to the pile of keys and was about to pick one up when he heard a voice, "Don't pick that up!" Roger turned around to see Gamemaniac511. "Hey Game, I was just looking at the keys" "We just separated those piles. Don't mess them up" "Oh, sorry. Hey why do you still have your guitar in here?" "For this.." she said as she aimed her rifle shaped as the Guitar of Demona and fired it at Roger's head. The GCDers and jailbirds heard the racket and ran over to the key room to see what had happend. They found Roger's dead body riddled with keys. "s**t, who's going to help me see if key 3733 is in his liver or brain" Roger Silverwood has been killed and... this is just an imitation of a real story XD
Yep ^^; it was special
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Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 6:55 pm
Kitty Krazy was shoved into the cell.
"I swear I didn't do anything suspicious!!!!" she cried.
"Just knowing what the word suspicious means is suspicious!!!"
"And you can actually spell suspicious!!! That's more suspicious than anything!!!"
"Just because I'm smart doesn't mean I'm the sniper!" Kitty Krazy replied desperately.
The crowd lock the door and left. Kitty Krazy sighed and slid down the wall. Then she noticed something. A tiny piece of string. And another! Tiny bits of different colored string were laying everywhere! Out of boredom, Kitty Krazy started tying the strings together to make a ball of string. This was pretty fun!
--That night--
The GCDers were crowding into Club Um which had been reopened out of GCDers' boredom. Tonight there was going to be a special play put on by a few people that nobody could recognize. They must have been chatterboxers.
It was a Dora the Explorer play! The play went fairly smoothly through most of it. Right on cue, Swiper appeared. Dora spoke out to the GCDers "Oh, no! Swiper's going to steal our stuff! You have to say "Swiper no Swiping three times, ok?"
"Swiper no swiping!"
"Swiper no swiping!
"Swiper no-"
-BAM!!!-
Swiper pulled out a gun and aimed it at one of the GCders, but Boots tackled Swiper -or should we say, Sniper- and it instead hit the Warden straight in the neck.
The Sniper shot another bullet at the lights, and when power was finally restored, all that way left was the Warden's dead body, a withe mask, and a note saying "Sniper no Sniping! Sniper no Sniping! Sniper no Sniping!" and written in blood on the bottom was "Aw, man!"
Kitty Krazy has been jailed and the warden has been sniped.
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Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 7:13 pm
Sniper no sniping....
rofl
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Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 11:00 am
I never believed that you would lie to me... There were thumps in the middle of the night, as two Gaians arose. Surprisingly, it was Dayne and Wren. They had survived the shots, only because Dayne and Wren had chose that night to wear their bulletproof vests.
Dayne and Wren were later shoved into a cell. It seemed they were suspicious with the deaths lately, especially since Dayne had escaped from jail. The GCDers murmered about the two, and then walked away. Dayne and Wren had heard about Club Um in the jail, so they prepared their cell. Style? Candy, of course.
-- Later That Night --
In Club Um, there was a special guest tonight during their party. It was [Moogle.Froogle] herself, in her totally glam outfit. Moogle was chatting with the Jailbirds, until the special event of the party came. Dance floor time.
Everyone was dancing, while Dayne was mixing the tunes. Seemed tonight's main theme was Hip-Hop, and the song was My Humps. Dayne rushed out on the dance floor, pushing out Wren to do Fergie's part. As everyone danced, they noticed Wren pull out a pistol. "Check it out.". That was the last line she said before shooting Nantooski, one of the best dancers, and running off, leaving everyone screaming.
Later on, they opened a closet, and found Wren, tied up and gagged, but still alive. There was a mask on the middle of the dance floor. There was a message on it, which read:
I'm a make you scream, make you scream, make you scream.
Unfortunately, she had.
-----
Nantooski had been killed, but everyone just continued dancing. ... But now I've just gotta go and face the facts.
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Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 2:31 pm
"In A.D. 2k6, war was beginning.
Bob, George, and Josh were roleplaying. "What happen ?" Bob said, impersonating an authoritive voice. "Somebody set up us the bomb." George replied, pretending to click away at a keyboard. "We get signal." Josh shouted, as he feigned messing with the radio.
Bob shrieked, "What !" and turned around. "Main screen turn on." Josh said, as he messed around with something. Suddenly, a black-cloaked figure appeared.
"It's you !!" Bob shouted, unaware who the figure was.It just responded "How are you gentlemen !! "All your base are belong to us. You are on the way to destruction. " " What you say !! " Bob screamed, as the figure took out a rifle and gave three shots. One hit it's intended target, Bob, but the first two hit George and Josh. All three were killed.
"You have no chance to survive make your time." the figure said, as it turned around. "Ha Ha Ha Ha ...."
Bob has been killed, George and Josh have been removed due to inactivity, and the post-game killing spree still raged on."
NOTE: Bob, George, and Josh are not actual Gaians. They are people I made up, because I couldn't find three people who would volunteer.
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Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 2:36 pm
I'll write one tommorow promise
Good stories I read most of them
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Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 2:40 pm
Dammit Danish! DX I said specifically not to kill Nan. >.<; She asked me to write her one and it's not fair that she gets to die three times!
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Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 2:42 pm
Desdemona Winchcombe Dammit Danish! DX I said specifically not to kill Nan. >.<; She asked me to write her one and it's not fair that she gets to die three times! I wanna die!! Please
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