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Lord Thatlatu of the Tofu Captain
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Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 2:41 pm
Shrocomemos Lord Thatlatu of the Tofu Shrocomemos 
Oh, Lattu, this is so sudden.
s**t happens, m'dear. 
s**t: *happens* surprised
I'm so correct. mrgreen
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Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 11:50 pm
Catholicism: If s**t happens, you deserve it. Protestantism: Let s**t happen to someone else. Presbyterian: This s**t was bound to happen. Episcopalian: It's not so bad if s**t happens, as long as you serve the right wine with it. Methodist: It's not so bad if s**t happens, as long as you serve grape juice with it. Congregationalist: s**t that happens to one person is just as good as s**t that happens to another. Unitarian: s**t that happens to one person is just as bad as s**t that happens to another. Lutheran: If s**t happens, don't talk about it. Fundamentalism: If s**t happens, you will go to hell, unless you are born again. (Amen!) Seventh Day Adventism: No s**t shall happen on Saturday. Christian Science: When s**t happens, don't call a doctor - pray! Jehovah's Witnesses: May we have a moment of your time to show you some of our s**t? Creationism: God made all s**t. Judaism: Why does this s**t always happen to us? Satanism: SNEPPAH TIHS. Taoism: s**t happens. Confucianism: Confucius say, "s**t happens." Buddhism: If s**t happens, it isn't really s**t. Zen Buddhism: What is the sound of s**t happening? Hinduism: This s**t has happened before. Islam: If s**t happens, it is the will of Allah (blame Israel). Hare Krishna: s**t happens, rama rama. Utopianism: This s**t does not stink. Calvinism: s**t happens because you don't work. Secular Humanism: s**t evolves. Unitarianism: Come let us reason together about this s**t. Quakers: Let us not fight over this s**t. Darwinism: This s**t was once food. Capitalism: That's MY s**t. Communism: It's everybody's s**t. Feminism: Men are s**t. Chauvinism: We may be s**t, but you can't live without us... Commercialism: Let's package this s**t. Impressionism: From a distance, s**t looks like a garden. Idolism: Let's bronze this s**t. Existentialism: s**t doesn't happen; s**t IS. Stoicism: This s**t is good for me. Hedonism: There is nothing like a good s**t happening! Mormonism: God sent us this s**t. Wiccan: An it harm none, let s**t happen. Scientology: If s**t happens, see "Dianetics", p.157. Moonies: Only really happy s**t happens. Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this s**t! Zoroastrianism: s**t happens half on the time. Church of SubGenius: BoB shits. Practical: Deal with s**t one day at a time. Agnostic: s**t might have happened; then again, maybe not. Atheism: I don't believe this s**t. Nihilism: No s**t.
I take no credit for writing that... I found it on my art teacher's website
He didn't write it, either
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[ Amputated Freckle ] Vice Captain
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Lord Thatlatu of the Tofu Captain
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Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 10:20 pm
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Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 5:44 pm
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Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 5:25 pm
The link in my signature (the black box) is to my new RPG "Let's do the Time Warp Again!" If you like Broadway shows and you like RPing, definately join and play your favorite character! Thank you.
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