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Out of the Box

For Shoujo

The Way to Mars
Tub Ring (Fermi Paradox)

Reason:
She always mentions how she loves to look at the stars...this song just reminds me of her! heart

All, dreams and thoughts...
shine likes stars, on our way to mars.
all, fear and doubt, fuel our fires,
on our way to mars

so until then, I'll just pretend,
we're waiting for something,
'cuz if i believe, then I can achive,
and dreams are made of stars
all fear and doubt, fuel our fires,
on our way to mars...

...all dreams and thoughts
shine like stars
on our way to mars.

Outside the Box

One Bourbon, One Scotch, and One Beer / George Thorogood and the Destroyers / The Baddest of George Thorogood and the Destroyers

Dedicated to Manji, I was saying in the main thread how I wish he was participating so I could give him this song. Well now I can, I thought of this song after I read the thread he made when he was drunk, and seeing as we know him for being drunk as well as wacky, I decided that a good ol' drinking song would be best for him.

Wanna tell you a story,
About the house-man blues
I come home one Friday,
Had to tell the landlady I'd-a lost my job
She said that don't confront me,
Long as I get my money next Friday
Now next Friday come I didn't get the rent,
And out the door I went

So I goes to the landlady,
I said, "You let me slide?"
I'll have the rent for you in a month.
Next I don't know
So said let me slide it on you know people,
I notice when I come home in the evening
She ain't got nothing nice to say to me,
But for five year she was so nice
Loh' she was lovy-dovy,
I come home one particular evening
The landlady said, "You got the rent money yet?",
I said, "No, can't find no job"
Therefore I ain't got no money to pay the rent
She said "I don't believe you're tryin' to find no job"
Said "I seen you today you was standin' on a corner,
Leaning up against a post"
I said "But I'm tired, I've been walkin' all day"
She said "That don't confront me,
Long as I get my money next Friday"
Now next Friday come I didn't have the rent,
And out the door I went

So I go down the streets,
Down to my good friend's house
I said "Look man I'm outdoors you know,
Can I stay with you maybe a couple days?"
He said "Let me go and ask my wife"
He come out of the house,
I could see it in his face
I know that was no
He said "I don't know man, ah she kinda funny, you know"
I said "I know, everybody funny, now you funny too"
So I go back home
I tell the landlady I got a job, I'm gonna pay the rent
She said "Yeah?" I said "Oh yeah"
And then she was so nice,
Loh' she was lovy-dovy
So I go in my room, pack up my things and I go,
I slip on out the back door and down the streets I go
She a-howlin' about the front rent, she'll be lucky to get any back rent,
She ain't gonna get none of it
So I stop in the local bar you know people,
I go to the bar, I ring my coat, I call the bartender
Said "Look man, come down here", he got down there
So what you want?

One bourbon, one scotch, one beer
Well I ain't seen my baby since I don't know when,
I've been drinking bourbon, whiskey, scotch and gin
Gonna get high man I'm gonna get loose,
Need me a triple shot of that juice
Gonna get drunk don't you have no fear
I want one bourbon, one scotch and one beer
One bourbon, one scotch, one beer

But I'm sitting now at the bar,
I'm getting drunk, I'm feelin' mellow
I'm drinkin' bourbon, I'm drinkin' scotch, I'm drinkin' beer
Looked down the bar, here come the bartender
I said "Look man, come down here"
So what you want?

One bourbon, one scotch, one beer
No I ain't seen my baby since the night before last,
Gotta get a drink man I'm gonna get gassed
Gonna get high man I ain't had enough,
Need me a triple shot of that stuff
Gonna get drunk won't you listen right here,
I want one bourbon, one shot and one beer
One bourbon, one scotch, one beer

Now by this time I'm plenty high,
You know when your mouth a-getting dry you're plenty high
Looked down the bar I say to my bartender
I said "Look man, come down here", he got down there
So what you want this time?
I said "Look man, a-what time is it?"
He said "The clock on the wall say three o'clock
Last call for alcohol, so what you need?"

One bourbon, one scotch, one beer
No I ain't seen my baby since a nigh' and a week,
Gotta get drunk man till I can't even speak
Gonna get high man listen to me,
One drink ain't enough Jack you better make it three
I wanna get drunk I'm gonna make it real clear,
I want one bourbon, one scotch and one beer
One bourbon, one scotch, one beer

Streamjumper's Song

Song: Bonny Black Hare
Artist: Fairport Convention
Reasoning: It took me a while to put this up because I actually had two songs picked out for Stream; I'm still hoping somebody picks the other, because it's just screaming to be used. However, when I was going through all my music, this is the song that jumped out at me the most. On the surface, it's a rabbit song, and thus well suited to the Chief Bunny. Then, when you actually pay attention to the lyrics, it's laden with that nudge-nudge-wink-wink double-entendre which suits him even more. Because he's a naughty, naughty bunny.

Lyrics:

On the fourteenth of May at the dawn of the day
With my gun on my shoulder to the woods I did stray
In search of some game if the weather proved fair
To see could I get a shot at the bonny black hare.

Oh, I met a young girl there with her face as a rose
And her skin was as fair as the lily that blows.
I says "My fair maiden, why mumble you so?
Can you tell me where the bonny black hare do go?"

Oh, the answer she gave me, her answer was "No,
But it's under me apron they say it do go.
And if you'll not deceive me I vow and declare
We'll both go together to hunt the bonny black hare."

Well, I laid this girl down with her face to the sky
And I took out my ramrod and my bullets likewise.
I says "Lock your legs round me and dig in with your heels
For the closer we get, oh, the better it feels."

The birds they were singing in the bushes and trees,
And the song that they sang was "Oh, she's easy to please"
I felt her heart quiver and I knew what I'd done.
Says I "Have you had enough of my old sporting gun?"

Oh, the answer she gave me, her answer was "Nay
It's not often young sportsmen like you come this way
And if your powder is willing and your bullets play fair
Why don't you keep firing at the bonny black hare?"

"Oh, my powder is wasted and my bullets all gone
My ramrod is limp and I cannot fire on.
But I'll be back in the morning and if you are still here.
We'll both go together to hunt the bonny black hare"

Streamjumper:

Because it can be oh so true sometimes, in the most fun and amusing way. whee

Dennis Leary/"a*****e"/His various stand up bits

Folks
I'd like to sing a song about the American Dream
About me,
About you,
About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottoms of our chests,
About that special feelting we get in the cockles of our hearts
Or maybe below the cockles,
Maybe in the sub cockle area,
Maybe in the liver,
Maybe in the kidneys,
Maybe even in the colon,
We don't know

I'm just a regular joe,
With a regular job.
I'm your average white,
Suburbanite slob.
I like football, and porno, and books about war.
I've got an average house,
With a nice hardwood floor.
My wife, and my job, my kids, and my car,
My feet on the table,
With a Cuban cigar.
But sometimes that just ain't enough,
To keep a man like me interested,
Oh no, no way, uh uhh.
No I gotta go out and have fun,
At someone elses expense,
Oh yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah,

I drive really slow,
In the ultra fast lane,
while people, behind me, are going insane.

I'm an a*****e
(he's an a*****e, what an a*****e)
I'm an a*****e
(he's an a*****e, such an a*****e)

I use public toilets,
And I piss on the seat,
I walk around in the summer time,
Sayin' "How about this heat?"

I'm an a*****e
(he's an a*****e, what an a*****e)
I'm an a*****e
(he's the worlds biggest a*****e)

Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces,
While handicapped People, make handicapped faces,

I'm an a*****e
(he's an a*****e, what an a*****e)
I'm an a*****e
(he's a big ******** a*****e)

Maybe I shouldnt be singing this song,
Ranting and raving and carring on,
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong.
NAAAHHHHH

I'm an a*****e
(he's an a*****e, what an a*****e)
I'm an a*****e
(he's the worlds biggest a*****e)

You know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadaliac Eldarado Convertable,
Hot Pink!
With whale skin hub caps,
An all leather cow interior,
And big brown baby seal eyes for headlights.
YEAH!
And I'm gonna drive around in that baby,
At 115 miles per hour,
Getting one mile per gallon,
Sucking down quarter pounder cheeseburgers from McDonalds in the old-fasioned non-biodegradable styrafoam containers.
And when I'm done sucking down those grease ball burgers,
I'm gonna wipe my mouth in the American flag,
And then I'm gonna toss the styrafoam containers right out the side,
And there ain't a God damn thing anybody can do about it,
You know why?
'Cause we got the bombs, that's why.
Two words, Nuclear ******** Weapons OK.
Russia, Germany, Romania,
They can have all the democracy they want.
They can have a big democracy cake,
Walk right through the middle of Tienemen Square,
And it won't make a lick of difference,
Because we got the bombs OK!
John Wayne's not dead,
He's frozen.
And as soon as we find a cure for cancer, we're gonna thaw out the duke.
And he's gonna be pretty pissed off,
You know why?
Have you ever taken a cold shower?
Well multiply that by 15 million times,
That's how pissed off the duke's gonna be.
I'm gonna get the duke,
And John Cassavetes,
And Lee Marvin
And Sam Peckinpah,
And a case of whiskey,
And drive down to Texas,
And,
(hey, Hey, You know you really are an a*****e)
Why don't you shut up and sing the song pal,
You know the whole time I thought I was that a*****e,
And it turns out it was him,
What an a*****e

I'm an a*****e
(he's an a*****e, what an a*****e)
I'm an a*****e
(he's the worlds biggest a*****e)

A, SS, HO, LE
Everybody,
A, SS, HO, LE

I'm an a*****e, and I'm Proud of it

Stream

Sublime/What I got

Because: I dunno it screamed Stream, because he didn't seem like someone to worry about little highschool dramas

Early in the morning, risin' to the street
Light me up that cigarette and I strap shoes on my feet
Got to find a reason, a reason things went wrong
Got to find a reason why my money's all gone


I got a dalmation, and I can still get high
I can play the guitar like a mother ******** riot
Life is (too short), so love the one you got
Cause you might get runover or you might get shot


Never start no static
I just get it off my chest
Never had to battle with no bulletproof vest
Take a small example, take a tip from me
Take all of your money, give it all to charity
Love is what I got
It's within my reach


And the Sublime style's still straight from Long Beach
It all comes back to you, you'll finally get what you deserve
Try and test that you're bound to get served
Love's what I got
Don't start a riot
You'll feel it when the dance gets hot

[Chorus]


(That's) why I don't cry when my dog runs away
I don't get angry at the bills I have to pay
I don't get angry when my Mom smokes pot
Hits the bottle and goes right to the ********' and fightin', it's all the same
Livin' with Louie dog's the only way to stay sane
Let the lovin', let the lovin' come back to me

Aki

I picked this one out for Aki because I know things haven't been easy for her lately. I know someone else has picked a more upbeat song for her, but I wanted to touch on this too, even though it's a little bit darker song.

Just remember Aki, we'uns love ya, and are here for ya.

Mindless Self Indulgence/"Bed of Roses"/Self Titled

Hey it's alright my life has never been a bed of roses this way's better for me.
Hey it's alright my life has never been a bed of roses this way's better for
me, I don't care to live the life I've chosen, anyway.... Anyway, yeah
Hey it's alright my life has always been a sad emotion. don't feel sorry for
me.
Hey it's alright my life has always been a sad emotion. don't feel sorry for
me, feeling sorry has been my last emotion, anyway.... Anyway, yeah (O~h)
Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey,
Hey it's alright my life has never been a bed of roses this way's better for
me, I don't care to live the life I've chosen.
Hey it's alright my life has always been a sad emotion. Don't feel sorry for
me, feeling sorry has been my last emotion, anyway.... Anyway, yeah (O~h)

Here we are. (O~h)
The sentiment's the same my friends.
Screw you. (O~h) The sentiment's the same, it always was.
Screw you. (O~h) The sentiment's the same my friends.
Screw you. (O~h) The sentiment's the same, it always was.

My life has never been a bed of roses. X 6

My life has always been a sad emotion X 4
(Don't feel sorry for me baby.) X 4 [in time with the line above]

Feeling sorry has been my last emotion, anyway... Anywa~y

Aki
Song biggrin eath Wispered a Lullaby/Opeth/Damnation

Reason: I chose it because i know aki has been through hard times and everything and i hardly see her and get a chance to talk so whenever i talk to her i try to get her in a happy mood (which sometimes dosnt always work). So in this song what i can get from it is that sometimes you need to lay low and let things pass you by and take a break and not try to do much even if things get really bad. Sometimes you jsut have to let go.

Opeth - Death Whispered A Lullaby Lyrics
Out on the road
there are fireflys circling
deep in the wood
were lost so high
over the hill
there are men returning
trying to find
some piece of mind

ohhhhh
Sleep my child
ohhh
Sleep my child!
ohhhhh
Sleep my child
ohhh
Sleep my child!


out of the park
there are shadows moving
dont be afraid
hold my hand
into the dark there are eyelids closing
buried alive
in the shifting sand

ohhhhh
Sleep my child
ohhh
Sleep my child!
ohhhhh
Sleep my child
ohhh
Sleep my child!

speak to me now and the world will crumble
open the door and the moon will fall
all of your life
all your memories
go to your dreams
forget it all

ohhhhh
Sleep my child
ohhh
Sleep my child!
ohhhhh
Sleep my child
ohhh
Sleep my child!