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 Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2023 1:10 pm
To say that Howard ate the cutter would be an understatement. He devoured the cutter, faceplanting into the canvas before bouncing up onto his back in daze. The coach would not stay that way for long. Quickly, he rolled to his right and slid out of the ring under the bottom rope to collect himself. Maybe these new kids had some tricks, but the old dog had some of his own...
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Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2023 12:22 pm
Coach Howard had just learned the hard way what many modern wrestler knew already, that the back handspring component of the cutter added to the impact of the move and was completely necessary to the effective performance of the move. Starting to feel the energy in the building, DJ Killa Kyle rips off his wifebeater as his fans go nuts! Hitting the ropes again he springs to the top taking flight towards the outside for a #KyleDrop*
*The #KyleDrop is a high angle senton plancha, named after DJ Killa Kyle's infamous #KyleDrop promotional campaign.alternative reality game which resulted in a number of his fans being hospitalized for dehydration during a nation wide scavenger hunt. DJ Killa Kyle and his camp do not claim responsibility for the injuries, but did reach a settlement in Virginia civil court for an undisclosed fee in 2021.
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Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2023 12:55 pm
Howard was still getting the grit out of his eye when Kyle came flying from the inside to the outside. The two bodies clashed, and the coach was knocked to the floor. Again, it would seem as though he was not long for the floor. Despite getting clobbered with a high-risk move, the tenacious Howard was already starting to stir.
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Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2023 6:01 pm
While the Coach was beginning to stir on the floor, the untrained and unseasoned DJ Killa Kyle was splayed out on the ground motionless after over rotating on his senton landing awkwardly on his upper shoulders. Curled up like bacon in a in a Versace frying pan, the Tik Toker kicks his legs in pan clutching at his neck.
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Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2023 2:37 pm
Despite being on the receiving end of the offense, it was the towering Howard that made it back to his feet first. The coach was confused when the referee tried to get in-between the two to check on the seemingly injured Kyle, but he was having none of it. Blazing past the zebra, Howard reached down and snatched the helpless rookie by the ear, crushing it in his hand like one would a gum wrapper as he 'guided' them back to a standing state.
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Posted: Sun Aug 13, 2023 1:25 pm
DJ Killa Kyle wraps his arms around the ankle of Howard for dear life. Clinging desperately to the man, he uncoils his grip as the veteran grabs a handful of ear, "OW! OW! OW!" He cries out kicking his feet against the floor complying with his opponents every movement as tears form in his eyes. Now on his feet, he clutches at the wrist of the Coach whining-- "BRO! STOP! BRO! BRO!!!"
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Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2023 10:18 am
"What? What was that? I can't hear you?"
Coach belittled the rookie, despite the other being currently down one ear. It was time for the flamboyant DJ to learn a lesson. The ring was made for grappling in, not jumping out of. Taking Kyle over to the apron, Howard reared back and went to slam the other's face into the outer part of the ring.
In order to become better, one had to start with fundamentals, and what better way to get acquainted with the field of battle than to get up close and personal?
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Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2023 1:07 pm
It wasn't enough for DJ Killa Kyle to get slammed head first into the apron, he had to do a headstand as a result of the sheer impact of the move. And that's exactly what he did, slamming forehead first into the hardest part of the ring his legs flail up in the air as he body hold straight up with his ankles against the top rope before flopping down to the thinly padded floor. SPLAT Young fans scream in terror as the Tik Toker faceplants unceremoniously his arms and legs splayed out on the ground like a wealthy, young starfish.
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Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2023 3:51 pm
Well, so much for the first lesson. It would seem as though Killa Kyle could not handle his iced tea. Once again, the Coach was forced to reach down and cauliflower the youngster's ear so that he could peel him off the floor. This time he was going to 'gently' guide the rookie into the ring. After all, there were so many more lessons and so little time to get through them all.
He was going to have to give Kyle the crash course.
Once in the ring, he would aim to take the DJ's head, much like he just had, except this time he was going to grind it into one of the nearby ropes like he was grating some fresh cheese. It was not enough to get acquainted with the ring, he needed to be deeply, personally familiar with the straps that surrounded it.
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Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2023 7:35 am
"Ow. Ow. Ow.' With a massive lump forming on his head the former winner of the Nickelodeon's Kid's Choice Award is guided into the ring by the ear. Trying to roll into the middle of the ring, he's once again snatched by the head and grated back and forth against the rough texture of the ropes! The ref steps in to start his count. "One. TWO. Three. Four. Hey come on COACH break it up! COME ON!!!!" The official claps his hands for emphasis insisting that the Coach release the youngun, all the while the Tik Toker in his limited understanding of the rules was tapping out furiously on the mat expecting to hear the bell ring soon, unfamiliar with the fact that he could not submit to an illegal move.
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Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2023 12:26 pm
"Hey, hey!" Howard barked back at the ref as he released Kyle. "I was just showing him the ropes. Get off my back." Just when it seemed like he was going to turn around and focus back on his opponent, he turned back and pointed a finger at the zebra. "You're just doing your job--Well I'm doing mine."
If Kyle was already willing to tap out, he was not going to enjoy the third lesson: turnbuckles. Howard approached the rookie and went to grab him once more, this time by the back of the skull, and lead him over to the corner so he could really smell the turnbuckle pads...Over...And over again.
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Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2023 4:51 pm
DJ Killa Kyle lays down, confused that the match didn't end despite the fact that he already had tapped out. Not completely sure of where he was, the rookie finds his head repeatedly slammed against the turnbuckle as the fans all count along-- "ONE... TWO... THREE.... FOUR... FIVE...." As everyone in the arena has a good time with the count, the referee is also counting as the nepotism kid grips his hands around the ropes his body going limp. At four, the official once again tries to forcibly interject himself between the competitors. His posture was extremely straight as he did this and you could see his nipples through his shirt "FOUR... Come on Howard that's ENOUGH! He's just a KID!"
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Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2023 2:57 pm
"Yeah--well--in between these ropes he's a wrestler!" Howard shouted back at the referee as he released his hold on Kyle. Before, he was kind enough to respect the zebra's authority. Now, he was jabbing a finger in the other's face and raising his voice loud enough for the cameras to pick up. "Is this play wrestling or is this real wrestling? You decide stripes! If it were up to me, I would have hammer fisted this kid's head into the mat like a tent stake."
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Posted: Sat Aug 19, 2023 7:58 am
The referee can't do much more, but it's enough as DJ Killa Kyle takes advantage of the opportunity: Reaching into his pocket the Tik Toker pulls out a little tube of pedialyte dumping it into his mouth. Craning his neck around, making sure nobody saw it, he slumps back down face first on the ground taking the time for some much needed rest. Coach Howard had no idea what was coming.
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