(IC RP) Shiyazhi RP Session 000001

[Dorjidruk]

Dorji tells Shybell and Shiyazhi, "Boys... It's a shared voice assistance program account with a whole bunch of boys."
Shybell: "What?"
Dorji: "It says any of you might say or sing what eachother tried to. It says some Madman controller of the account is determining who gets what singing and talking."
Shybell's collar cries out loud.
Shybell says, "My collar is crying."
Dorji: "I'll try to make you your own account, but it seems... Like its bound to this other account."
Shybell: "Why was it for sale?"
Shiyazhi goes back to singing notes... Into other people's voices, into Shybell's collar...
Shybell looks at his collar in the mirror, "Is this my best way to speak? Am I stuck with this?"
They both overhear Dorji, "Maybe... If we put Shybell in an all-boys school, he will have his real voice. Wait. No. He's bi. Okay. And, that doesn't work for Mister General Social Anxiety."
Shybell: "Umm... How come most of it wants to be in my collar?"
Dorji: "I told you, it looks like the one controlling it is a madman."
Dorji tries to take Shybell's collar off, and it starts ticking into a count down, so he stops, and it stops ticking and counting down.
Dorji: "Um... Sorry. I'll just go talk to the police about this. In private. No one try to remove these."

 

[Dorjidruk]

Shiyazhi goes back to writing about Hitsugaya, "Let's see... Hitsugaya-kun is going... To... Return my geta. I'm gonna go Cinderella. I gotta rewrite this scene..." Shiyazhi corrects the scene to that he loses a geta from hanging off his obi. "No... It shouldn't be a proper, true geta hanging off my obi... It's a netsuke!" He makes it a netsuke that contains dark chocolate truffles. "Yeah, it contains small dark chocolate truffles... And, when Shiyazhi opens it to get one to eat after it's returned, it's empty... And, Hitsugaya-kun shouts, "Matsumoto!""
Shiyazhi proceeds to write this second scene of the return of the geta netsuke. And, he writes Hitsugaya reacting without a word to the netsuke having fallen by his other side, not the side he walked away on.
Shiyazhi: "Kawaii!"

 

[Dorjidruk]

In the writing Hitsugaya-kun asks Shiyazhi who he is, and what division he's in.
He answers, "Shiyazhi Gadmosi. I woke up here."
Hitsugaya-kun: "You don't live here!?"
Shiyazhi: "No. Not that I know of. I went to sleep in my bed... Then, I woke up in that room, in the bed in the room."
Hitsugaya: "Was anyone in the bed with you!?"
Shiyazhi: "No. But, I don't really know if there never was. I was asleep."
Hitsugaya: "That's disturbing! Do you live in Seireitei to begin with?"
Shiyazhi: "No. I live in Page, Arizona."
Hitsugaya: "What are you doing here!? Matsumoto! Who has that barracks room!?"
Matsumoto presses her back against a wall, trying to pretend to not be present.
Hitsugaya: "I know you're there! Come out and tell me!"
Matsumoto comes out of hiding, "Well..." She looks at her smartphone, "That room is occupied by... Shiyazhi Gadmosi."
Hitsugaya: "How exactly did this boy go from Arizona to be assigned one of my barracks rooms?"
Matsumoto looks it up on her phone, and texts some people before answering, "Well... You see... Gadmosi was signed up to join our division in the international student exchange program."
Hitsugaya: "And, I suppose you signed up for that?"
Matsumoto: "I thought you could do with another boy around your age, to have a friend."
Hitsugaya makes a disturbed face openly, "Boy!? Matsumoto! That is a girl!"
Matsumoto: "No... It says right here... He's a boy..."
Hitsugaya: "Boys don't look and sound like her!"
Shiyazhi shouts angrily, "I'm a boy! "
Hitsugaya takes Matsumoto's phone, and looks at the boy's identity profile, seeing he is a boy.
Matsumoto: "He was born that way and everything."
Hitsugaya: "Have the Fourth Division check if that's really a boy! And, don't let it escape!"
Shiyazhi: "I'm a boy!"
Hitsgaya walks away, leaving him to Matsumoto's watch.
Shiyazhi at his laptop: "Why did I write this? It's what I came up with, but I think I'm insulting myself. Nah, maybe I'm just that pretty. A regular Hotohori."
Shiyazhi starts playing You Should See Me In A Crown, and sings along: "!"