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PostPosted: Thu Nov 15, 2018 7:43 pm


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you've been very distracting



Christa tapped her chin, brows furrowing as she poured over the introductory text on the tiny screen. "Yes, I guess they have marriage ceremonies for cartoon women. It must be enough of a phenomenon to even have the ceremony in the first place, which raises more questions than answers if you ask me... But then again, I've heard tell of love affairs with animals down in the South. But that could simply be harmful stereotypes."

Then, one of the most hideous caricatures of a human being graced the screen. Was this magistrate a racist cartoon? Or was he simply supposed to be repulsively ugly? The face Christa made in response was as if she'd eaten rotten food and was trying to decide if it was polite or not to spit it back out on the plate she was given. "...eww. Where is Basically-Zach? Aren't women thought of as weak and in need of protection in feudal Japan? Well, I should correct myself - oftentimes women still suffer the same attitude even in modern times - but you know what I mean. This... Ya-hiko boy even looks like Zach did as a child."

Lifting her phone to show Jada - despite knowing Jada very likely knew exactly who the boy was - there was a nostalgic twinkle in her eye. "I have no idea what he's wearing, but this boy looks just like Zach did at maybe... eight? Nine years old?" Tilting her head, she kept clicking through the dialogue. Was forced marriage something that happened often? And why couldn't she see who the person supposedly representing herself looked like? Did this character look more like Jada, perhaps? That would explain why all the lovely men showing up in the tutorial seemed to have some kind of vested interest in what amounted to being a complete and utter stranger, not to mention a commoner--

Weren't samurai a privileged class? Christa admittedly didn't know much about Asian history...

"...well, optometry as a modern practice hadn't been invented yet, so maybe all of them suffer from terrible astigmatism."
PostPosted: Thu Nov 15, 2018 7:57 pm


The fact that Christa was actually taking the time to read the story was miracle enough, and so Jada didn't push her luck by offering any distracting teasing for a few minutes, while Christa raged over the disgusting magistrate, and their (now-shared) adorable little brother, Yahi-chary. Instead, she opened her phone, googling "Japanese anime marriages" and was frankly quite... confused... to see an article come up about a man who was ALMOST 40 marrying a SIXTEEN YEAR OLD 'Vocaloid' character- and getting a certificate from her creators, or something, declaring their 'cross-dimenisional' marriage valid.

The dude had spent $17,500 dollars. Everyone had their thing. She was crying about the husband she hadn't actually married, so was she any better? Maybe not. But she wasn't spending that much money on a fake marriage. If she wanted to wear a wedding dress, she'd obtain an actual husband, or accept a wedding dress photoshoot. "I think it's a yucatan or something," Jada said in response to what Yahichary was wearing, "I know the fancy ones are kimono, but beyond that I'm pretty helpless." At least she wasn't completely wrong, even if she wasn't right, either.

She turned off her phone, patting at the cooling tears around her eyes and on her cheeks. "Masamune wears an eyepatch. Some people say he has heterochromia, but apparently his mother things he is possessed by the devil or something. I haven't checked his story out yet, he's lower on my list after Nopeunaga was so bad- I'll stick with the guys google guarantees me will be ridiculously romantic. Or Saizo. He's pretty, and his little brother is too precious for this world. Or any other."

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