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Honestly, Hydor was trying to shoo him away. At first he was curious, but the curious portion of this stupidity lasted all of five seconds.

Were all guardian cats this frustrating?

Likely because they were cats--

He caught the salt cat looking around, and wondered if he actually became aware of what kind of situation they were in. Considering he then suddenly changed into a person, he was not sure if he did. Hydor was also unaware that these cat guardians could legitimately turn into human cats, and could not help the fact that his eyes widened in mild alarm.

"You are serious," stated Hydor, a mild hint of incredulousness actually making it into his otherwise flat tone. He did not quite understand why the cat was implying that he was going to be attracting unsavories, but he had to assume it had something to do with being a humanoid cat.

That would be the only fact that he could come up with that would make sense in this situation.

This magical bullshit got stranger by the ******** on campus was not exactly something that would not get him in trouble, but it was less likely to get him arrested than punting a cat, considering people often seemed to care more about animals than humans. He pulled his arm back and attempted to punch Faust in the chest.

Hydor may have been a former Hillworth student, but he honestly could not punch for anything. That kind of strength was not his forte. It was not his propensity for fighting other students that had gotten him kicked out of Meadowview...

"Never let them get that close in the first place," snorted Hydor in response, crossing his arms over his chest. His attack had its useful points. He had sent Faust flying through the air. Maybe he could send a Negaverse hand away from his soul. He did not have any particular interest in self-preservation, but he did not exactly wish to die via having his soul eaten.

At least the salt cat human was back to just being a salty cat. It made more sense than the idea of him being a cat human, even if nothing of magic ever made any sense. He would need to do more research on guardian cats. Perhaps the guides that he had located within his phone had some information as to why they could just decide that they wanted to be human, and perhaps it could further explain why they did not just stay that way. He was uncertain why he would choose the life of a feline when he could just remain on two feet...

The salt cat was letting him leave now. Finally.

He quirked a brow at the idea of the cat not coming cheap, wondering what the hell he would expect Hydor to get for him, exactly. He was a poor college student, not a veterinarian. He did not even have a car. "Sure, cat." He clearly did not take the threat seriously. Rolling his eyes, Hydor stepped around Judge Faust the Salt Cat and turned back in the direction of his dorm room.

... He could not let one last thing go, though. "Also, I have not taken English classes in years. I am a computer scientist."