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 Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2018 11:32 am
Craig turned his attention away from his adorable boyfriend and landed his gaze on Clyde.
"Nothing," he replied, resting his chin on top of Tweek's head, "Nothing is up at all." He was trying hard not to squirm at the feeling of Tweek's face in his neck.
God, he loved his overly affectionate boyfriend.
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Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2018 11:38 am
Clyde smirked before nudging Craig in the side with a wink.
"Oh, I get it," he replied knowingly. "Nothing is up at all." Then he walked away before Craig could reply.
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Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2018 11:42 am
Before anything else could happen, Cartman and his mom pulled into the parking lot like a crazy person, rear ending two cars in the process of parking.
"Nice driving, mom," Cartman growled when he stepped out. Then he turned to the others with a big grin. "Alright, hold your applause, people, your favorite person is here now!"
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Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2018 11:50 am
"TIMMEH!" Timmy, who seemingly appeared out of nowhere, yelled in Cartman's ear. "TIMMEH, TIMMEH!"
He smiled at the group, completely ignoring the look of anger on Eric's face.
"Timmeh," he greeted.
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Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2018 12:50 pm
Kyle, trying to shove his brother back into his parents' car so they could leave, turned to look in confusion at Cartman.
"What are you talking about, fat a**?" he said. "Stan's been here the entire time."
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Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2018 1:01 pm
Cartman froze and turned angrily towards Kyle.
"Well, ******** you too, you damn Jew!" he snarled at him.
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Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2018 1:17 pm
Heidi strolled up with her luggage, hips swaying as she walked. She gave the boys a flirty smile.
"Hey guys," she greeted.
After she dumped Cartman, Heidi had gotten super sexy and curvy. Every guy who wasn't gay or asexual couldn't help but stare at her whenever she passed them. She winked at Kyle as she stood near them.
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Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2018 1:22 pm
Kyle couldn't help but role his eyes at her and Cartman. He didn't care how hot she got, he was never going to forgive her or Cartman for what they did to him.
After slamming the door shut to prevent Ike from hopping out, he went over and stood closer to Stan, away from Heidi.
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Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2018 1:26 pm
Cartman had stopped glaring at everyone and turned to admire Heidi. Man, she was still hot. And she so totally still wanted him, he could tell. He picked himself up and attempted to saunter over to her (it looked more like waddling).
"Hey Heidi," he said in what he thought was a sexy voice.
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Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2018 1:36 pm
Heidi, who was currently making sexy faces at Kyle, frowned when Cartman addressed her.
"Eric," she greeted gruffly, "How are you?"
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Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2018 1:46 pm
Cartman, completely unaware of her hostility, clicked his tongue at her and winked.
"Looking as good as ever, babe," he said, still thinking that she was flirting with him.
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Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2018 1:53 pm
stare Heidi sighed and rolled her eyes. Did he seriously think she was still into him? In the years since they broke up, Heidi had become rather revolted by Cartman. She wanted something more pure and unmarred. Like a certain ginger Jew.
"Well, I'm going to go stand over there," she informed him and walked over near where Kyle was.
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Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2018 2:09 pm
Cartman couldn't help but glare after her and at Kyle, who moved further away from her. So, that Jew thought he could just steal his girl, did he? Sure, they were broken up, but she so obviously still wanted him! She was just playing hard to get. How dare Kyle try to take her for himself?
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Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2018 2:12 pm
Kyle pressed himself closer to Stan, feeling uncomfortable. He was completely aware that Cartman was glaring at him at the moment, and he wished he could get across to him that he wasn't interested in Heidi. He hadn't been for seven years now.
"Where the hell is Kenny?" he asked Stan, trying to ignore the two.
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