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 Posted: Tue Jan 03, 2017 8:49 pm
"No no no no, we don't say her name out loud now. The C word, remember. Or Clarice-bot that is fine. You know how I feel about this and I just need like, time to grieve you know."
Mark spent a moment of silence just sadly looking at his phone, it was unclear what he was thinking about. "It's probably better that way," he finally concluded, a conclusion to what exactly, unknown, "if I die, you can take on my inheritance, my legacy. Tell my minipets I loved them. Just don't sell my collectables, you know how much that s**t is worth man. If you do a good job, I'll promote you. Well err, after death me. Wait, before death after division leader but like on Death, but not like dead dead, you know?"
The phone buzzed again, and Mark stared at it for five seconds before immediately closing whatever text message he had gotten. "So like, you still up for tonight?"
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Posted: Tue Jan 03, 2017 9:37 pm
Another text: zoobey Text to: Obro Markenobi From: D3PO Hey, Allan asked if you wanted to Poke-battle him and Simon. You up for Team Rock It blasting off again?
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Posted: Tue Jan 03, 2017 9:48 pm
lizbot Text to: D3PO From: JEDI MASTER MARK ACCOUNT 5 SERIAL ID 2342156620-11 There's only so much free Strawberry Pocky a man can handle, bro. Please tell me they at least have Chocolate, or that Melon stuff. lizbot Text to: D3PO From: JEDI MASTER MARK ACCOUNT 4 SERIAL ID 12323-11114 Btw what's with the uni-leg is that a fetish or something...
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Posted: Tue Jan 03, 2017 10:34 pm
zoobey Text to: Obro Markenobi From: D3PO Maybe just don't eat it all this time? Quote: Text to: Obro Markenobi From: D3PO What? I haven't worked in the infirmary since we were trainees, bro.
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Posted: Tue Jan 03, 2017 10:43 pm
Mark stared at Gretchen, then stared at the phone, then at Gretchen again. Some cogs were beginning to turn in his head but the process was incredibly, painfully slow. lizbot Text to: D3PO From: JEDI MASTER MARK ACCOUNT 5 SERIAL ID 2342156620-11 Do you want a brojob or not but I'm not doing this weird Jedi kinky stuff dude.
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Posted: Tue Jan 03, 2017 11:08 pm
zoobey Text to: Obro Markenobi From: D3PO The only brojob I want is for you to hire someone to fix the hole you put it my wall.
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Posted: Tue Jan 03, 2017 11:22 pm
lizbot Text to: D3PO From: JEDI MASTER MARK ACCOUNT 4 SERIAL ID 12323-11114 Told you I could get a Runic Lightsaber above 2750°F, what color do you want? lizbot Text to: D3PO From: JEDI MASTER MARK ACCOUNT 5 SERIAL ID 2342156620-11 Greninja, Typhlosion, Kommo-o, Lurantis, Golisopod, Decidueye
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Posted: Tue Jan 03, 2017 11:31 pm
zoobey Text to: Obro Markenobi From: D3PO Whichever one is best at repairing drywall. zoobey Text to: Obro Markenobi From: D3PO Primarina, Jynx, Tsareena, Aromatisse, Milotic, Lilligant
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Posted: Tue Jan 03, 2017 11:48 pm
lizbot Text to: D3PO From: JEDI MASTER MARK ACCOUNT 4 SERIAL ID 12323-11114 I'm going with purple then. Also talk to Lucky, he owes me. Just mention you have a secret or something about the O project, works every time. lizbot Text to: D3PO From: JEDI MASTER MARK ACCOUNT 4 SERIAL ID 12323-11114 So what do you think about the In the Name of the Force stuff?
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Posted: Tue Jan 03, 2017 11:52 pm
zoobey Text to: Obro Markenobi From: D3PO Um, no? Lucky and Rep are YOUR other friends. They aren't MY friends. I thought Lucky was dead, anyway. What the hell is it with that guy? Quote: Text to: Obro Markenobi From: D3PO Are you starting a Star Wars/Sailor Moon crossover AU?
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Posted: Tue Jan 03, 2017 11:54 pm
molten tigrex Text to: Homewrecker Jr. From: Dwight Mark wanted me to text you, so like. Hi. You're a loser, a friend stealer, and I hate you.
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Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2017 12:02 am
lizbot Text to: D3PO From: JEDI MASTER MARK ACCOUNT 4 SERIAL ID 12323-11114 Dude I just told you literally 5 minutes ago. Star Wars x Marvel Universe AU (no Xmen) + Time Travel. I'll even let you guest as an artist this time okay. lizbot Text to: D3PO From: JEDI MASTER MARK ACCOUNT 4 SERIAL ID 12323-11114 Dude I don't like using the f-word around them, they get super sensitive. Last time I did that some people exploded themselves and Lucky almost unfollowed me on twitter. lizbot Text to: D3PO From: JEDI MASTER MARK ACCOUNT 4 SERIAL ID 12323-11114 And now Rep is calling himself the king of twitter?!?!?
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Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2017 12:05 am
zoobey Text to: Obro Markenobi From: D3PO Dude, we didn't talk five minutes ago, wtf? Quote: Text to: Obro Markenobi From: D3PO s**t! MAYBE I'VE BEEN CLONED?! CHECK AND SEE!
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Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2017 12:11 am
lizbot Text to: Dwight From: Homewrecker Jr. hi. i tried to unfollow him on twitter yesterday and he blew up a train. i can't risk unfriending him right now.
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Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2017 12:15 am
lizbot Text to: D3PO From: JEDI MASTER MARK ACCOUNT 4 SERIAL ID 12323-11114 HOLY s**t IM TALKING TO A VERSION OF YOU RIGHT NOW IN FRONT OF ME?!?!?! lizbot Text to: D3PO From: JEDI MASTER MARK ACCOUNT 4 SERIAL ID 12323-11114 QUICK WHAT IS OUR SECRET CLONE BACKUP PLAN CODE KEYWORD THAT ONLY YOU KNOW
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