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Sypon rolled 1 10-sided dice:
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 Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2016 10:52 pm
Tamiya Aiguma is ready to kill shop HP: 19/20 Currently Shopping At: Wet n Dry Warehouse of Dreams Presents: 1 HUGE Quote: 1] Gain 1 huge present / Lose 1 hp Your hands close around the box of a deluxe, surround-sound home media system. It's yours now. Tamiya entered the facility with her traditional mirthful coolness. Standing tall (with billowing hakama, hair ornaments and sky-high wedge geta) perched upon her two-wheeled scooting device, Tamiya was a force to be reckoned with. Not to mention her additional accessories: her trusty club and the special plow she’d built into the device. “MOVE OUT OF THE GODDAMN WAY!” Tamiya was gliding across the hard, cold floors, steamrolling any poor soul who had the misfortune of passing in front of her. She tooted her horn and finally reached her destination. In the very back, an enormous box stood like a golden prize. She opened her arms to embrace it, scooted forward, and clutched it in her arms. The picture of one of the warehouse’s many forklifts. Tamiya backed up with a few mouth-made beeps and went to deposit the box where she could retrieve it later. This was easy.
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Sypon rolled 1 10-sided dice:
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Total: 7 (1-10)
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Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2016 11:08 pm
Tamiya Aiguma is ready to kill shop
HP: 13/20
Currently Shopping At: Wet n Dry Warehouse of Dreams
Presents: 1 HUGE, 1 small
The path back to her large reservation slate was very difficult. Rolling over a very meaty troll resulted in Tamiya getting into what one could describe as a slight altercation. The scene played out something like this.
A hulk of a blueblood, bowled over. Stopped, coat ripped asunder by the metal edge of a certain plow, tumbling and slowly being dragged across the floor. Spinning slightly, flailing and spitting. Very funny, Tamiya laughs. The blueblood (enraged, of course) retaliates via a flop to the side, unseating the clown queen from her thrown. a**-first, screaming unpleasant obscenities, still cradling an enormous home stereo system and scratching its cardboard box with golden fingers. Blueblood puts a hole through the box, Tamiya smashes a thick club into a head, security is involved, Tamiya evangelizes, time passes and a traffic jam is created in the register area of the warehouse. Whether it be through the exhaustion of the security or her very gravitas, Tamiya finishes her quest. She returns to shop.
All that aside, Tamiya was having a delightful time. She spotted a little fuzzy ball thing and tossed it into the basket on the front of her scooting device on a whim.
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Sypon rolled 1 10-sided dice:
7
Total: 7 (1-10)
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Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2016 11:14 pm
Tamiya Aiguma is ready to kill shop
HP: 7/20
Currently Shopping At: Wet n Dry Warehouse of Dreams
Presents: 1 HUGE, 2 small
Tamiya did a slow (achingly slow) circuit around the warehouse. The crowds were thick and rabid. Her kind of crowd. After her incident with the surround sound system, she opted to keep an eagle eye out on potential bargains – but, par for the course, Tamiya quickly became distracted by troll watching. The passing of countless orange horns and grey bodies was mesmerizing, and Tamiya soon decided to throw in a few chants to the crowd while she traveled. The result of her preaching was – indeed – miraculous. The seas of trolls parted before her, making her travel easy.
Humming, shouting and causing an uproar had been quite the success. The juggalo pushed onward, squeaking her horn and flopping around her ball-on-chain for a bit before picking another one up from where she had found the first and wielding them both two handed for added effect.
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Sypon rolled 1 10-sided dice:
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Total: 9 (1-10)
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Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2016 11:19 pm
Sypon Tamiya Aiguma is ready to kill shop HP: 3/20 Currently Shopping At: Wet n Dry Warehouse of Dreams Presents: 1 HUGE, 2 small, 1 LARGE Mysterious. In one of the back corners (one of many, it seemed – for the warehouse was as endless as it was beautiful and frightening), disarray consumed the aisle’s goods. Boxes had fallen, spilling contents of endless tube socks and bags of fried potato snacks on top of who-knew-what. However, the mess meant less shoppers. Tamiya shifted towards the corner and took a look under a coil of wire. Was this… A hoverboard? A fabulous find! She inspected it for damage. Pristine. Well, practically, except for the big puncture in the side. She tried to peep into the sealed box, then promptly stuffed it under her arm and re-boarded her scooting device. At this time, Tamiya was unsure of Sinter liked hoverboarding. Perhaps there was someone else who would want it. Sarcel seemed radical enough. If Odette didn’t have … Flying… Powers… Perhaps she would be, but she was right out with that in mind. Eostre? Kursha? Maybe. Tamiya would sort out the details of her expensive purchase later.
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Sypon rolled 1 10-sided dice:
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Total: 10 (1-10)
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Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2016 11:34 pm
Tamiya Aiguma is ready to kill shop
HP: 2/20
Currently Shopping At: Wet n Dry Warehouse of Dreams
Presents: 2 HUGE, 2 small, 1 LARGE
Tamiya deposited the large present in time to spot a vicious riot growing in the center of the Warehouse, and immediately her interest was piqued. She turned on a dime, hoverboard still under her arm, and stalked over to the location with growing ******** YES! What is this HOLY ARTIFACT you all so crave! A plastic rattle hoop? Perhaps a terranean vegetation wiggler doll? OOOhhhh, yesss….” Her knuckles whitened, fingers clicking against the handlebars of her transportation. The last Tickle Me Lusus. It was shaped as amorphously as one would expect, with a few limbs flopping hither and tither while being occasionally tugged and grabbed by the mob. Tamiya oozed off of her scooter and hit the ground. She grabbed the center of the toy like a vice, feeling the tension of the beans and fluff under her grip. One tug and it was hers. With a wheezing laugh, Tamiya popped up onto her feet, gave a troll a swift kick to the lower back and ran off while the crowd dealt with the chaos.
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Sypon rolled 1 10-sided dice:
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Total: 4 (1-10)
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Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2016 11:40 pm
Tamiya Aiguma is ready to kill shop
HP: 0/20
Currently Shopping At: Wet n Dry Warehouse of Dreams
Presents: 2 HUGE, 3 small, 1 LARGE
After her escapades, Tamiya had grown incredibly tired. Visibly drained from merchandise-based-combat, the juggalo went up to the register to make her purchases. The lines were practically unending. Sagging and deflated, Tamiya sat through the tangle of impatient limbs in her register line with (relatively) minimal preaching and cussing. At the very least she had the Tickle Me Lusus to comfort her. When she got back to her hive, she promised to treat herself.
Out of the corner of her eye, Tamiya spotted some hair curlers near the front – discarded from another shopper. She blinked a couple of times, considered her purchases, and reached over to add it to her cart. After all of this chaos, a shower, hair curler pampering and a movie with her new surround sound system and big plush friend was just what she needed.
(Done!)
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DraconicFeline rolled 1 10-sided dice:
8
Total: 8 (1-10)
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Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2016 5:47 pm
Quote: Sephos Arbola
HP 19/20
CURRENTLY SHOPPING AT: TUBER SHACK
PRESENTS EARNED: 3 small presents
PRESENTS TOTAL:
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Medium:
Large:
Huge:
Sephos rarely wandered into town these days, but he needed tools, supplies, and other useful things. He should have known something was wrong before he walked in - there were way too many lusus outside of the modest, not-overwhelming place that he sometimes traded at. But now he was there, and there were so many trolls. It was too late to leave, much as he wanted to. He was too embedded in the throng of trolls. The only option was to get his things and get out. He grabbed one of the last remaining baskets and, jittery with unease, tried to avoid all of the very rapt, very active trolls. He tipped some potatoes into his basket and moved before someone could enter his personal space. Potatoes, he agreed, were great.
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DraconicFeline rolled 1 10-sided dice:
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Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2016 5:51 pm
Quote: Sephos Arbola
HP 18/20
CURRENTLY SHOPPING AT: TUBER SHACK
PRESENTS EARNED: 3 small presents
PRESENTS TOTAL:
Small:
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Sephos tipped a few more potatos into the basket, finding that, right there, there were very few trolls to reckon with. He intended to ask Rastin - with his working oven - if they could bake the potatos into something tasty. Not seeing a way to the cashier, or a way out, Sephos struggled to think amidst all the lights and sounds - What else did he need?
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DraconicFeline rolled 1 10-sided dice:
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Total: 7 (1-10)
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Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2016 5:56 pm
Quote: Sephos Arbola
HP 16/20
CURRENTLY SHOPPING AT: TUBER SHACK
PRESENTS EARNED: 2 small presents
PRESENTS TOTAL:
Small:
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Medium:
Large:
Huge:
Sephos managed to find a few decent fruits and vegetables, but aside from that, there was little here for him to buy. He had fruits and vegetables growing in his nursery, even though his garden was dormant and cold. He didn't need this. He didn't need any of this. He found an opening, bought what he had, and left for somewhere else...
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DraconicFeline rolled 1 10-sided dice:
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Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2016 7:47 pm
Quote: Sephos Arbola
HP 12/20
CURRENTLY SHOPPING AT: Megacomplex
PRESENTS EARNED: 1 large present
PRESENTS TOTAL:
Small:
Tuber Shack: 8
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Megacomplex: 1
Huge:
Sephos figured that the big place that had everything would have what he needed. He came armed with the potatos and such that he'd picked up before as well as his trade goods and slightly beat-up beetles only to find that he was, indeed, insufficiently armed for this. There were even more trolls here. He didn't know why they were here, and he didn't like it. But he had to get his things and go so he shoved his way through the throng, trying not to panic as he did so, and found himself a nice new pair of garden shears. They were lovely. Despite the shouting and the hands pushing at him to grab them, they were lovely.
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DraconicFeline rolled 1 10-sided dice:
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Total: 10 (1-10)
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Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2016 7:52 pm
Quote: Sephos Arbola
HP 11/20
CURRENTLY SHOPPING AT: Megacomplex
PRESENTS EARNED:
PRESENTS TOTAL:
Small:
Tuber Shack: 8
Medium:
Large:
Megacomplex: 1
Huge:
Megacomplex: 1
Sephos shoved his way - quite rudely - past several other shoppers, finding that the new trowel was definitely still there. He popped it into the basket and saw... a lot of wood. A whole lot of wood. Hey... didn't Rastin need his greenhouse built? They'd managed to make something together, but they needed more materials, more stuff... He should pick some stuff up while he was here, then. He needed, apparently, more than he thought he would. Sephos fought his way to a bigger cart, and began to put wood and other such building materials into it. He pushed it through the angry, anxious trolls, trying to focus on what he came here for, and what he now needed, despite the growing pressure of a headache between his horns...
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DraconicFeline rolled 1 10-sided dice:
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Total: 7 (1-10)
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Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2016 7:57 pm
Quote: Sephos Arbola
HP 5/20
CURRENTLY SHOPPING AT: Megacomplex
PRESENTS EARNED: 1 small present
PRESENTS TOTAL:
Small:
Tuber Shack: 8
Megacomplex: 1
Medium:
Large:
Megacomplex: 1
Huge:
Megacomplex: 1
Sephos fought his way through the crowd - not literally. Not yet. He wanted to get what he needed and get out and... what was that about gifts? This crowd was all about gifts? Then why were they all so vicious? Why did they grab at him and try to push him down and take what he'd grabbed for himself? Why was there a fistfight in the other aisle? Why was there blood on the floor? His pumpbiscuit was nearly pounding out of his chest, and he was starting to feel overwhelmed... but gifts, huh... He found a stand of fake flowers, already mostly plucked and toppled to the ground. They were well made replicas that looked like a bit of spring in the wintertime. They would last a lot longer than a flower would and, though he was usually apathetic about flowers, he picked up an orange zinnia replica and put it with the other things he'd grabbed. It was a moment of nostalgia, a desire to actually give a nice gift to someone. He didn't know how he would actually get it to them, or even if it could get there, or even if that was what he should be doing or really wanted to do. But he did it, and he'd figure it out later. When he wasn't surrounded by noise and danger and stress and overwhelming things. He hastened onwards, seeking a way out...
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DraconicFeline rolled 1 10-sided dice:
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Total: 10 (1-10)
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Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2016 8:04 pm
Quote: Sephos Arbola
HP 4/20
CURRENTLY SHOPPING AT: Megacomplex
PRESENTS EARNED: 1 small present
PRESENTS TOTAL:
Small:
Tuber Shack: 8
Megacomplex: 1
Medium:
Large:
Megacomplex: 1
Huge:
Megacomplex: 2
Sephos was now wholly focused on his goal - get what he needed, and then get out. But there - oh there, shining on a tool rack thronged by trolls, was a set of beautiful gardening tools. Hoes, trawls, rakes, and scythes, all gleaming and wonderfully practical. Sephos almost drooled. Almost. Every tool he had was functional, yes, but old. If he bought a new one - especially a new hoe... He could buy it, right? He had the trade goods and beetles for it, didn't he? He squinted at the price, and was suddenly rudely interrupted by a troll that shoved him out of the way. "It's mine, greenblood!" snarled a bucktoothed blueblood, grabbing the hoe - the last one on the shelf, apparently - and stepping away. "Hey!" Sephos scowled back, but he was already ignored as someone else - a yellowblood - began to fight with the blueblood over it. Sephos slipped away, taking the scythe with him. A new hoe was not worth that kind of trouble.
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DraconicFeline rolled 1 10-sided dice:
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Total: 3 (1-10)
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Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2016 8:10 pm
Quote: Sephos Arbola
HP 0/20
CURRENTLY SHOPPING AT: Megacomplex
PRESENTS EARNED:
PRESENTS TOTAL:
Small:
Tuber Shack: 8
Megacomplex: 2
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Large:
Megacomplex: 1
Huge:
Megacomplex: 2
Sephos found a set of lightbulbs in the back - he needed a few for his hive and it's corridors, and these looked to be the right kind. "NO! THAT'S MINE!" shouted a voice behind him, and he narrowly escaped a troll flying into the lightbulb display. He heard the roar of some beast and decided he had had enough. He grabbed his lightbulb, his tools and items, and his building supplies and hastened towards the exit. Actually, he ran as fast as his card would allow to the cashier to trade for his goods, get them in transportation of some sort, and get back to the sanctuary of the forest. Trunks and roots, he needed some soothing tea. (DONE)
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nepsah rolled 1 10-sided dice:
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Total: 5 (1-10)
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Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2016 9:34 pm
Deimos Somnus
HP: 33/40
Damage Taken: 3
Currently Shopping At: Military Surplus Outlet
Presents Acquired: 1 Medium Present, 3 Small Presents
Deimos settled for tossing the game into one of the bags he'd attached to his lusus, then turned to continue down the aisle. Of course, right then a surge of older trolls came through. Rather than risk getting trampled, Dei shrank back against Thypion for cover. Alright- maybe sometimes having a clingy lusus was a good thing.
A glint on the floor caught his attention once the stampede had moved on. Huh. Three... multi-use devices. He picked them up, then shrugged and tossed them into the bag with the game. Thypion snorted in protest. Deimos ignored him.
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