A fox secret? While she would very much like to know how to reattach her tail if it ran off, it would be ever so rude to intrude! Camilla did not as the girl mentioned it would not be good to be brewed. "No indeed. I do not think I would like fox tea much... I'd much rather you weren't brewed, especially if we have no toffee." she states with a nod, but does pause to wonder what she would taste like in tea form... Lavender Earl of the Grey with cream maybe? Smiling as the tiny fox girl, with her one recovered tail, accepts the tiny cup, she chuckles slightly as she lounges in a spoon.
The mention of changing sizes causes Camilla to bob her head knowledgeably. "I can change size at will, so surely I could return to current size if I was made small. Unless..." she says then pauses to put a hand on her chin inquisitively. "Unless my maximum size was my shrunken size... Then if I shrank, would I be very much smaller then I could normally go?" she muses aloud. That was a curious question indeed...
Camilla hadn't noticed the pie until it was mentioned. Upon noticing it, however, it was very hard not to notice a eight eye'd pie that might or might not be starting hungrily at you... Pausing with her cup almost to her lips, Camilla lowers it slowly as she muses on the nature of how they would taste to pie... The March WereHare had no such thoughts as he licked his lips and edged closer to his target! The pie, having grown bored of starting hungrily at the hare, decided that the tiny fox on the table was juuuust it size!
All eight eyes blink in unison as four pares of legs made of connected forks appear attached to the pie tin! Lifting itself off the table, it clacks it's butter knife mandibles ominously at the tiny fox girl! That was it, the hare needed his pie! NOW! It wasn't long before it turned into a out right free for all! The hare was battling the spider with a, far too big, butter knife as the pie made it's attempt to bring the tiny fox girl into it's gooey center! Squeaking in surprise, Camilla lunges to try and snatch up the girl and bring her to safety!
Meanwhile, the hatter was off baking more treats in his.... Unique looking house, oblivious to the chaos going on outside!
Meanwhile the second, watching the chaos from behind a stack of pots, cups, and various cutlery, was a fang toothed book ready to pounce once the pie was defeated!
Mimic
WILD BOOK MIMIC HAS BEEN SUMMONED
HP: 40/40 Auto attack: 5 Special effect: Defeat the Eight Eye'd Pie! Battle reminder! A reminder that battle rules are here for everyone who needs a refresher. Make sure to always post the boss's remaining HP in your post so people know!
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If this boss isn't allow due to this being a orp and not a prp, I'll take it down. To defeat the Eight Eye'd Pie, fight it with some kind of cutlery and eat it! Since there's four of us, including the hare, you only need to say your character ate 1/5th of the pie. Course, if they want to eat more of a killer pie, I don't think anybody, save for the march hare, would mind. Once it's fully eaten, we can attack the mimic.
Black Magic Empress
Look out tiny fox! The pie wants to eat you!
kuumeii
I bet we taste... Good to a pie?
Steal
Steal rolled 2 6-sided dice:
5, 6Total: 11 (2-12)
Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2016 11:49 am
Shiki had been musing so deeply over his lost tail that he had not realized what had been going on around him. He reached for something on the table that caught his eye only to notice that something... hungry was there and it seemed to be more interested in eating him and the guests of the tea party than letting them eat it.
How unusual did the pie seem to want to eat them? He reached for his fork and shrugged a little. It did indeed look tasty, so maybe they could eat it first?
Shiki lunged with the fork and managed to break off a piece of crust, biting into it with a look of surprise. "This does really taste good, maybe we should eat all of it?"
His daze had left him a tad out of the loop as to what was going on otherwise, but he did notice his tail was wriggling beyond reach, and if he wanted it back going through the pie would help. [ooc] Pie: 36 Shiki Damage -4 Hp: 25
(is the book mimic the one controlling the pie.. so we are actually fighting the mimic?)[/ooc]
“Eat me? I shou- AH!” The miniature vixen made a high-pitched cry as the hungry pie menacingly crept towards her. “Mind your table manners, you beastly pie! Will hungry food make me hungrier if I consume it? I’d like to learn the answer. It sounds like a better alternative than learning what it’s like to be consumed by a consumable!”
The tea cup vixen fell off the spoon she was lounging on and lifted it up like a great lance. Her rose dress sang a battle theme she charged at the pie. The monstrous dessert's utensil appendages scraped her tails and a couple of the pedals fell off from the bottom her dress. She growled as her spoon ripped off a noticeable chunk from the pie. She licked her lips at the sight of the pie piece she scooped out and dove into it. She burrowed into the pie chunk as she ate it. Only her wriggling tails were visible as the rest of her was in the pie piece. It tastes like danger! Sweet danger! HP: (-5)30 Damage: (12-6) 6 Target: Eight Eye'd Pie Effect: Only physical damage
She had been preoccupied by her tea and looked back over as the pie seemed to move. "?!!" Iyari stood in a huff, wanting to protect the small girl. "Come here pie!!!" She exclaimed, but completely misjudged the table and fell flat on top of it before she was able to do anything. "Oof!" She called, realizing that her heel had broken on her foot and she frowned at it. "Run little one!"
Camilla's attempt the scoop up the tiny fox girl, before she got eaten, had ended with her flopping rather bodily on the table! "Oof! Be careful little fox!" she calls as the tiny girl makes her stand! Raging from the chunk that had been removed from it's side, the pie decides to take it out on Camilla by pinching one of her fingers with it's butter knife mandibles! "Ouch!" she squeaks as she jumps at the n** and reverses course back into a standing position! It was definitely better to consume the consumable rather then be consumed by the consumable! Camilla tried to grab one of the pie's fork legs but missed and ended up flopping on the table again as it skittered away!
Towers of cups, pots, and saucers began to tilt ominously as the chaos continued! From the shadows of one of these teapot towers watched the fanged book! It cackled silently to itself as it watched the chaos!
HP: 40/40 Auto attack: 5 Special effect: Defeat the Eight Eye'd Pie!
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Oh, I hadn't actually meant we needed to attack the pie with dice, I meant just rp attacking the pie and eating it! Course, this is a bit more fun, lol. I could lower the pies hp with another narration effect next round if need be. Up to you all. (Should have been more clear on that.)
The Mimic won't come out of hiding till the pie is defeated. It's forcing that narration. The pie was going to attack, however, whether the mimic was there or not! XD
Shiki yelped as the pie kept lunging, he went for one more stab at it knowing trying too much more may result in him loosing fingers, he kind of needed them though..
Nope nope nope, not going for it again, he got a taste and that was enough, the pie was far too vicious for him and it had hurt him badly. He settled instead for some of his tea. It at least was not eating him.
It seemed the pie was too crafty for them, but she managed to get through some of the teapots and she slapped at the pie with a fork. "You leave that tiny girl alone!" If she were more inclined, she'd try to eat the damn thing but she didn't know how that would go. Might be hard to eat a pie that was trying to eat you. "Does anyone have a pie cutter?"
Rikku Takanashi
Oooh~ That makes more sense. Either way is fine with me! I'm sucking at attacks right now though lol~
[Bing] HP:20/30 Damage to Pie: 1 (7-6) Pie HP: 26/40
The rabid, pocket fox hollowed out the pie chunk. She popped out part of the leftover crust. She was covered in eight-eyed pie filling. She blinked at the seemingly giant tea party guests as they attacked the wounded pie and flopped onto the table. She held her stomach.
“It tastes magnificent, but perhaps a little strong. It also seems I am starting to feel a bit full. That must mean I should eat more!” She grabbed a fork that was longer than her body and pounded the base against the table. She did not fear dessert. She lobbed the fork with all her strength and it hit the pie in one of it’s eyes. Her victorious smile disappeared as one of the monstrous pie’s utensil limbs collided with her, knocking her backward with great force. Her rose dress sang a song of despair as the tiny, sticky vixen was propelled through the air. She landed on Camilla’s head and pouted, “I think this pie might have gone bad. It might need a few scoops of rotten candy eye scream.”
Rikku Takanashi
lol we were eager to fight the pie. Change it up if you wish
From her flopped position on the table, Camilla watches the tiny, sticky, fox lob a fork with such precision! "My oh me! What a throw good miss!" she chirps and claps slightly! "You must be ever so good at lobbing herons if you can throw forks so well!" Heron lobbing was a serious sport they played in the swampier areas of the world and surely the tiny fox would be great at it!
She frowns soon after her praise as the poor tiny girl gets sent sailing to land among the Dormouse ghoul's curls! "Oh my! How rude!" she exclaims with a agitated flick of her tail! Looks like it was Camilla's turn to have a taste of the pie! Carefully, she removed the sticky fox from her hair and set her gently out of the way before lunging out to pull a fork off the Eight Eye'd Pie spider's legs! It howls angrily as it suddenly finds itself off balance before jabbing at her!
Flinching as she takes a fork to the arm, Camilla dives forwards and scoops a great big chunk out of the center! It was the most curious thing... She had some how removed a perfectly round chunk of pie that looked like it had been cut with a knife... For a moment she stared at the round pie chunk, that somehow didn't drip it's fillings... "Curious..." she mumbles before shrugging and licking her lips!
Staggering, the pie seemed to be on it's last fork legs. Growing bored with the spectacle, the book's attention drifts to the March WereHere as he sat, dejectedly, sipping tea off to the side... He'd been the pies first target... he'd been staring at the pie the longest and wanted it the mostests! Yet the pie chose not him, but, but, but! These! Newcomers! The indignity of it all! The shame! The horror! Was he simply not tasty enough?! Was that why the pie choose not to eat him but a tiny fox instead?! Pausing his lamentations, the March WereHere licks the sleeve of his coat and flinches away in disgust! Oh... So he did taste bad...
Seeing it's opportunity to... 'Remove' the pie, the Mimic begins whisper writing. "You wanted the pie didn't you?" The Hare suddenly hears. Both drooping ears perk up as the confused, and more then slightly mad, hare looks around? "Excuse me?" he calls confused as to where the voice came from. "You wanted the pie, didn't you?" The mimic repeats in such a way only the Hare heard. Blinking, he soon relaxes to swirl his tea moodily. Though he didn't locate the source of the voice, random disembodied voices talking to him wasn't exactly uncommon... "I did indeed, Sah. But those... Interlopers took me vittles without a second thought..." he mumbles to the air in a very moody manner...
Cackling to itself, the fanged book kept up it's temptation! "Well, then why don't you go get some? The pie is injured and if you don't seize your chance, those greedy bounders are sure to eat it all!" Blinking, the March WereHare turns to face the pie only to stare longingly at the piece the oversized Dormouse had! He watched enviously as she ate some and exclaimed at how good it was, if a bit strong tasting like the tiny fox said. Longing built up more and more as he watched the pie stagger away to regroup. Finally he could take it no longer!
With a howl the likes of which starving beasts had! The March WereHare lept up onto his chair before leaping upon the startled pie! The last thing seven out of the eight eye's saw was the manic, starved gaze of the mad hare! Pie filling and bit's of crust flew about as the Hare savaged the pie, coating himself and everybody near him, in sticky filling! "Eep!" Camilla squeaks as she jumps back with pie still on fork! Had the hare finally snapped beyond reason?!
Meanwhile, the fanged book watched with delight as a new flush of chaos filled the scene! What it hadn't been expecting, however, was for the teapot tower it was hiding behind to collapse when the WereHare hit the table! Oops... The book now stood, (sat? laid?) revealed for all to see! Now a fanged book at a Halloween tea party didn't seem like that unusual a occurrence; and had it just stat there innocently, Camilla might not have bothered with it. As it was, however, upon being revealed, the book panicked and lashed out at whatever person was nearest to it with it's sharp, paper like, teeth!
Battle Stats
Pie Hp:-1/40 (-20 hp due to WereHare attack.) Camilla Hp: 40/50 (-5 Auto) Action: Attack Effect: 7 Damage (13 - 6 = 7)
The Mimic Is Revealed!!
Mimic
HP: 40/40 Auto attack: 5 Special effect: Calm the hunger crazed WereHare The Book has gotten bored with the chaos and wants to taste the party goers too! However, first he had to get the pie out of the way so he drove the March WereHare into a hungered frenzy!
To calm the hare long enough to attack the pie, simply give him something to eat. No dice roll required! You can also calm the hare and attack the book in the same turn!
She made a high-pitched noise as she was picked up and placed back down. She considered running for another piece of pie. But she abandoned those thoughts as the Marsh WereHare went on a rampage. His noises were too loud for her sensitive ears, so she wandered over to a dish with bloodbutter on it. She lifted up a butter knife and sliced off a slab. She carefully made her way over to the Marsh Werehare. She waited for his hand to be close to the table as he flailed and ravaged the pie. When she had the opportunity, she jumped onto his hand and made her towards his nose where she rubbed the bloodbutter on it. “There will always be more pie. And maybe a bit of bloodbutter will taste good on it,’ she chimed before she was thrown off by his chaotic motions.
She landed by the Book Mimic, who instantly lashed out at the dainty vixen. She shrieked and threw the butter knife at it. The butter knife was consumed by the mimic and it slapped the minute fox away.
What a mess it all was. The small fox seemed to be okay, and the dormouse was taking it well. The Werehare... obviously he wasn't. Iyari stared at him devour the pie in his craze and frowned a bit. It was at the moment of the frown that he turned back, finally paying attention to him again and she stared at his eyes. She felt the need to act, but the small fox girl had already gotten on him. "Not sure that will be enough to sate that..." She said, grabbing a nearby dancing muffin. "Here.." She moved over, shoving it into his mouth.
After he was preoccupied, she stared back at the book that had appeared. It wasn't like the rest of the setting, as it seemed hostile... she decided to take another crack at it. Nearby there was another breadknife and she moved over, slapping the book on its head. It made a crunching noise and grabbed the knife, eating it whole and she moved back. So far she hadn't done anything to it... She looked back at the others. "Anyone else have any ideas?"
Rikku Takanashi
Steal
Black Magic Empress
Steal rolled 2 6-sided dice:
2, 1Total: 3 (2-12)
Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2016 12:41 pm
Uh.. Good news.. the pie no longer tried to eat them. Bad news, now he had to look at the insane glint in the mad hare's eyes. Creepy... Beyond creepy really, down right demented. He was still limited to what he could grab in front of him, his hair literally tying him down to one place. He lifted a plate of cookies and jammed it into the Hare's mouth pushing him away.
One down.... oh dang.. no ...
There was a book like object still looking at him like he was a tasty treat to be consumed.
... Help..
Shiki swallowed and tossed a saucer at the book, maybe he could jam it's gaping maw open or something? Uh, no if anything he just made it more mad. It snapped at him cutting into his arms with it's paper teeth.
From one enemy to the next! With the book attacking in a panic, and with the March WereHare going crazy, things had turned into pure madness! Tiny foxes were getting slapped away, cutlery were getting eaten, and foxes with their hair growing out of the ground were getting bitten! And yet, despite all the noise, the hatter was still nowhere to be seen...
She had to do something... Frowning, she looked around for something to placate the March WereHare as he shifted from pie to other baked goods! Oh the hatter would not be happy with the mess, Camilla was sure of this... Finally, she spots a plate full of carrot and raisin sandwiches! "Perfect!" she chirps as she runs around the table, grabs the plate of sandwiches and runs back! Bravely, she lunges forwards and starts shoving sandwiches in the hunger crazed rabbit's mouth!
Once the last sandwich was fed to him, the Hare's eyes finally began to soften as his overstuffed belly said he'd had more then enough! "OoooOoooOo! That was some good tuck, wot! But OooooOoo! I think I ate too much!" he groans as before waddling off the table to sit and watch the battle while digesting. If he never saw another sandwich it would only be too soon...
With the Hare out of the way, Camilla could properly focus on the Fanged Book that seemed intent on causing chaos! While it was ever so rude to hit guests, it was ever so rude to bite guests as well and this book had already been very much rude! Seeing as how his distraction was nerfed, the book panicked and while Camilla was looking around for something to attack the book with, it lunges and latches onto her long tail! "Eeek!" she yelps more out of surprise then pain! She almost wished now her tail had run off!
Without thinking, Camilla grips the book with her prehensile tail and slams it on the table, HARD, a few times till it let go! More teapot towers fell as the book lets go and kinda hop staggers away! "O-owie..." she whines slightly as she nurses her poor chomped on tail a bit... Needing another distraction, the book forces a new narration in hopes it would get a chance to recover!
Suddenly, despite her aching tail, Camilla suddenly found she had a burning need to drink a cup of tea... This was a tea party after all, but was now really the time? Whether it was time or not, it was tea time now!
Drink 1 Cup of Tea. To try and buy itself some time, the Mimic has forced a new narration! Inspired by the falling teapot towers, the Book has used it's writing power to cause a intense urge to have a cup of tea in all those present! You need only to drink one cup, you don't need to roll any dice for the tea drinking, and you can drink tea and attack in the same turn! (Basically the same as the last narration except your drinking a cup of tea instead of stuffing a rabbit full.)
The mimc's slap almost knocked her off the table. She growled as she held onto the ledge of the table. “Such a rude book!” She climbed back up to grab a tiny cup of tea and began to lap it up. “It might sound delightfully absurd, but we drink tea at tea parties! Slapping others off the table is more of a mayonnaise party activity. Does this look like a mayonnaise party to you?” The teacup fox scolded the book and her tail fluffed up. She finished her tea before an idea popped into her head.
“Maybe you just need some tea of your own,” peeped the vixen as she ran over to a piping hot tea pot and knocked it over. She was hoping the boiling liquid would either calm or burn the book. However, it turned out this particular teapot was filled with white hot tea. It was so hot it immediately burned down through the table and never made it to the book mimic. She was slapped again by the mimic, this time landing off the table.
