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It was becoming increasingly tempting to just knock this guy out. Because seriously.

"Will you shut up? If you had not awaken the neighborhood with that stunt of yours before, everyone around is surely up now. Hold still, and stop shouting. You do have a right to remain silent, so use it," he hissed as he continued to fight to get him under control.

He smelled bad, and the slimy feel he had was not all that pleasant either.

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And now there was vomit everywhere. Oh god. Why. Why was the closest person to have to deal with this. And further more, what the hell was wrong with this man?

On second though, he didn't want to know the answer to that question.

"Aw ******** worked hard to try and get this guy onto his stomach so that he could try and get him properly restrained.

"Stop. Resisting. Arrest."

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Finally, the guy had stopped. Shun let out a breath as he finished getting the cuffs on. He took a moment, then tried to hoist him up to his feet. Right now, he felt like he was on one of those reality cop shows. Because really.

"Mary? Who is Mary?" he muttered, looking around for the bedsheet. He wanted to get this guy covered up. Especially before putting him into the car.

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Shun did not want to put a pumpkin on the dongle. Nope.

Florida. This guy was from Florida. Somehow, that made all of this make much more sense. He had a ******** Florida man on his hands. Though... that did make him think. There was one other person in town who he knew was from Florida.

America.

Wait.

"...You are America's uncle?" he asked slowly, not sure if he was making the right connections. With a sigh, he reached the car and opened up the back seat door. It was going to need to be cleaned later on. He considered reciting the Miranda rights properly now that he wasn't fighting to keep him under control, even though he wasn't exactly planning on interrogating this guy.

Might as well.

"Anyway...You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided for you. Understood?"

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Shun just let out a sigh, driving off to the station so that someone else could maybe do something about this guy. He was tired. He wanted to home. At least the guy wasn't making any more of a fuss back there. Or vomiting more. That would have been awful.

Once he arrived at the police station, he tried to wake the guy up so that they could go through the proper steps. And so that America could be contacted to see what she wanted to do about her problematic uncle.

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"Oi. Cut it out," Shun hissed as he now tried to pry this guy off of him. He used his free hand to sort of pat the sides of his face to try and lightly slap him awake, basically.


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Shun stared at Florida Man, then just started to try and shake him awake. He was not having much more of this.

"Wake. Up."

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If Shun could look less amused than he normally was, he was certainly looking that way now.

"Sir. You were arrested. Not kidnapped. We are at the police station now, so if you would please cooperate..." he deadpanned.

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