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 Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2016 4:19 pm
"Yer gonna be one of those parents who lets their kid name themselves and then you got Spiderman Kuroda runnin' around." She devolved into a snorty kind of laughter.
"Can I hold her?"
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Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2016 4:45 pm
"I never plan on having children in the first place," he scoffed, "there are enough shitty fathers around as is. "
Shun looked towards the cage. The rat still hadn't left her hiding place yet.
"Not today. Perhaps on another day, when she is more relaxed. "
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Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2016 4:50 pm
"Mm, yeah. Wouldn't wanna hurt her or nothin'." Chel was still whispering all of this.
Then she thought of something that made her snicker. "Technically yer a father right now. A rat dad."
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Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2016 5:28 pm
"You can speak in a normal voice, by the way. As long as you are not shouting, she should be fine," he noted. There really was no need for her to be whispering like that.
"And no. I am not a rat dad."
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Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2016 8:10 pm
Chel was the one twitching this time. "Why didn't you say so sooner?"
She let out a sigh. "a*****e rat dad." She gestured to the pack in his hands. "Have you had that kind before?"
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Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2016 8:13 pm
"I am not a father by any means or capacity," he stated lowly. With a shake of his head, he looked back down at the box in his hand.
"I am not entirely certain what this is."
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Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2016 8:23 pm
She raised an eyebrow. "S'tea. You drink a lot of tea an' I never seen that kind before so I thought y'might want t'try it." Then again trying new things~ didn't seem very Shun either.
"Can rats drink tea? What do rats even eat?" Chel assumed it wasn't cheese like in the cartoons ...
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Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2016 8:49 pm
Shun looked over the box curiously. It could potentially be horrid tasting s**t, or be not bad at all. Or maybe it was actually poison.
"I would avoid giving her tea. Caffeine probably will not do her much good. But they can eat a variety of different things. There is food specifically made for pet rats. But giving them a little bit of actual fruits, vegetables, and various proteins is good as well."
He pointed at the little food bowl within the cage that had a few pellet-looking things inside of it.
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Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2016 12:34 am
"You sound like you just read a wikipedia article," she said with a laugh. "S'nice t'see you carin' 'bout somethin' though. You been in a real slump."
Chel had a sinking suspicion he was still in it. "Go put on some water fer the tea, yeah?"
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Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2016 6:52 am
Only a grunt was given in response to him being a slump. Getting on up, he just made his way to the kitchen so he could try out this mystery tea. Hopefully it wasn't actually poison. He filled the kettle with water, then set it upon the stove so it can start heating up.
By this point, the young rat had started to cautiously leave her hiding place. She stood out in front of the tube, sniffing around.
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Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2016 11:32 am
Chel took out her phone and started taking 10000 pictures.
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Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2016 12:17 pm
The female rat didn't seem to notice or care about the one-woman paparazzi outside of her home. In fact, she sat upon her hunches and started to groom herself.
Once the water was boiling, Shun poured it out into two mugs, putting the tea into both cups. If it was poison, Chel was going down with him.
He quietly came on back to the living room, holding one cup for her.
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Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2016 12:36 pm
Chel had moved from taking pictures to snapchatting Diana and Chris and then to twitter to tweet about the cute rat. Social media was serious business.
When the cup was offered, she took it and gestured that he sit with her in front of the cage. Surely Detective Glassbutt wouldn't, but Chel always offered nonetheless. "What about a name like deathbringer? Somethin' real badass." She brought the cup to her lips- and then made a face.
This tea was awful.
Really, really awful.
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Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2016 1:19 pm
As Chel suspected, Shun opted to not sit down. He remained standing as he took a careful sip of the mystery tea. It might not have been poison, but it might as well have been with the way it tasted.
He paused, furrowing his brow.
"...This tea tastes like s**t." he muttered, "And no. That is not fitting either."
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Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2016 1:41 pm
Water poured out of Chel's mouth and into the mug and she let out a small noise of relief. She was glad Shun had said as much because if he'd liked it, she would have downed it just to not cause problems.
"God yeah it does. S'just s'posed t'be some green tea variant s**t." She stirred the tea with the tea bag as though that would do anything. "Kinda afraid to try the other one now ..." She looked at the second box and made a sickly face. "Well I tried."
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