"Nah he
keeps secrets, that makes you uh... I dunno the Lone Gunmen... or DeepThroat or something." He muttered, still into the crook of his arm. "Oh my goooooddd apparently they weren't kidding when they said ignorance is bliss. I'm going to move in under a rock and try never to learn anything about anyone or anything every again. It always backfires."
There was a pause and then a vague wave of his other hand. "For ******** sake go get one of the energy drinks or something or whatever, just... I don't even know. Then at some point you can tell me if I have to look up any other relatives and go "Heyyyyyyyyyyyy. By the way we might
actually be mythological monster crap."