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 Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 7:41 pm
Catch-22 Kaze -- I have "speshul" parents, who decided to give me FOUR names, in addition to my last name. stare Stupid n00bs. Whatever happened to "Matru devodbhavah, pitru devodbhavah," etc.? But yeah, four Indian names is way too much.
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Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2005 7:19 am
Quiet, you. fundamentalist
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Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2005 11:30 pm
Speaking of creative names:
How about the ones used in math textbooks? My teacher has decided to switch series, and so we're using a group of textbooks that I believe were written by Neanderthals. First of all, the problems themselves are retarded. Then mix in about 298292 ethnic/speshul names that nobody knows how to pronounce.
An example:
Jofonda, Yalindo, Quincedondaloodle, LaQueesuh, and Tonie went to the corner store for some cotton candy. There were seven different flavors. How many cats will fit into a cone?
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Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2005 11:33 pm
Squinchy Speaking of creative names: How about the ones used in math textbooks? My teacher has decided to switch series, and so we're using a group of textbooks that I believe were written by Neanderthals. First of all, the problems themselves are retarded. Then mix in about 298292 ethnic/speshul names that nobody knows how to pronounce. An example: Jofonda, Yalindo, Quincedondaloodle, LaQueesuh, and Tonie went to the corner store for some cotton candy. There were seven different flavors. How many cats will fit into a cone?ARGH YES. Even my math teachers made fun of the textbook's desperate efforts at diversity.
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Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 2:26 am
Desperate, though failed.
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Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 4:58 am
Yeah? Well, what type of ice cream was it?! RACIST! RACIST!
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Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 5:53 am
And they're being speciesist. They could have said "how many nonhuman companions" would fit into the ice cream cone. >_>
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Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 7:31 pm
Esmoth Squinchy Speaking of creative names: How about the ones used in math textbooks? My teacher has decided to switch series, and so we're using a group of textbooks that I believe were written by Neanderthals. First of all, the problems themselves are retarded. Then mix in about 298292 ethnic/speshul names that nobody knows how to pronounce. An example: Jofonda, Yalindo, Quincedondaloodle, LaQueesuh, and Tonie went to the corner store for some cotton candy. There were seven different flavors. How many cats will fit into a cone?ARGH YES. Even my math teachers made fun of the textbook's desperate efforts at diversity. In our county, it is required that a teacher hang a poster of sorts to represent an ethnic group other than American. He hung up a poster saying this in English and in Spanish: "The Ethnic poster is currently unavailable. Try again at a later date. Thank you." ...at least it was in Spanish. xp whee domokun
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Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2005 6:11 am
There it is! I was looking for that article. Quote: After learning that my aunt intended to name a female infant "Taylor Jade," I gave my opinion of the name. "What a wonderful name, I exclaimed, for a future professional cocksucker! If you want your daughter to augment her breasts and slurp semen in lieu of water, stick with that name." A look of horror washed across my aunt's face, and she left. To her credit, she didn't stick with that name. To my amusement, she went with one even worse. Just a little teaser. Edit: From another article: Quote: "My name is Jaymee, I'm 18, and 28 weeks pregnant. I had moved out of myhome when I was 17 and still in High School (and doing extremely well),not because I was forced to or didn't like my parents, I was just soready to be on my own and have the freedom I desired. But this freedom went a little too far. I thought I had the perfect life. Lots of boyfriends, enough money to go snowboarding twice a week, and I was independent. I was invincible. I let my standards down though, and it taught me a lesson. Within a month, I had slept with two different guys, both only once and both with protection. Then when I missed my period, I just knew." See? MB wasn't kidding. LOL PRGNUNT TEENS <-- Source
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Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 12:07 am
=Primores-of-Aer= In our county, it is required that a teacher hang a poster of sorts to represent an ethnic group other than American. He hung up a poster saying this in English and in Spanish: "The Ethnic poster is currently unavailable. Try again at a later date. Thank you." ...at least it was in Spanish. xp whee domokun That's a really ridiculous edict. I can't even think of a way to make fun of it. Who comes up with requirements like that?! And Catch-22, I have a friend named Jamie who is a stripper.
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Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 7:10 am
Esmoth That's a really ridiculous edict. I can't even think of a way to make fun of it. Who comes up with requirements like that?! And Catch-22, I have a friend named Jamie who is a stripper. Did her parents spell it as Jaymee?
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Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 2:13 pm
Catch-22 Esmoth That's a really ridiculous edict. I can't even think of a way to make fun of it. Who comes up with requirements like that?! And Catch-22, I have a friend named Jamie who is a stripper. Did her parents spell it as Jaymee? I don't think so, but it is possible. When I found out from an old friend all I could say was "Well, I always knew one of my childhood friends would grow up to be a stripper."
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Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2005 8:12 am
Friends of mine in med school:
Steve
Janice
Lindsay
Mike
John
David
Friends of mine who are strippers/whores/etc.:
(No. I'm really not kidding here folks)
Jaymiee
Dayvydd Camryn
Myk
Rayvyynne
Joardynn
Nanceey
Jordyn
Coincidence? ninja
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Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2005 11:14 am
Catch-22 Friends of mine in med school: Steve Janice Lindsay Mike John David Friends of mine who are strippers/whores/etc.: (No. I'm really not kidding here folks) Jaymiee Dayvydd Camryn Myk Rayvyynne Joardynn Nanceey Jordyn Coincidence? ninja What the hell makes someone think two consecutive Y's in a name are okay?! I liked the name Raven before. sad
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Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2005 1:34 pm
Hey! We have a Mik here. XD
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