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Bittiface

Sarcastic Hunter

PostPosted: Sat Nov 14, 2015 8:08 pm


"Did you seriously give me women's underwear as a gift?! Why the ********..." Otto's tantrum ceased as he stared into blue and watery eyes.

"D-don't cry... please don't cry." He wavered, suddenly feeling a wave of guilt and possible fear of some female waterworks. "It's... very thoughtful, okay? Please don't cry.."
PostPosted: Sat Nov 14, 2015 8:11 pm


And, immediately, she did.

"You're the best!" She pulled the red lace panties out of the bag with her pinkie finger, and so helpfully - and rather casually - tossed them aside and out of view. "The best part's still in there, though." The bag was held back to him, the top pinched so he'd have to take it from her to see it.

Enoh Love


Bittiface

Sarcastic Hunter

PostPosted: Sat Nov 14, 2015 8:14 pm


"I feel like I should hate you." He glowered, taking the bag back from her with a disgruntled huff of breath, the likes of which flipped his bangs out of his face.

With one last suspicious glare, he opened the bag and peeked inside.
PostPosted: Sat Nov 14, 2015 8:17 pm


"I feel like you're probably right." Beaming, Hattie watched on as he peered in again. The rest of the bag was taken up by a clear plastic bag - filled with gummy worms. "But you couldn't hate me for long, right?"

Enoh Love


Bittiface

Sarcastic Hunter

PostPosted: Sat Nov 14, 2015 8:19 pm


"Sadly no." He murmured as he discovered the real gift. Immediately the bag was pried open so he could nab a sugary worm and bite off its head.

"So? Favour?" Because he was still sure he was going to get screwed over in this scenario. He'd also forgotten about the red panties on the floor.
PostPosted: Sat Nov 14, 2015 8:23 pm


His admission was met with a happy keen noise and the quick tap-tap-tap of clapping hands.

"Awesome! And thus, we remain friends~" She gave a wide sweep of her hands, as if about to bow, but she didn't quite begin to bend. She knew better. As for the favour…

"Do you know of any Male Full Hunters willing to ******** a cute, pale white boy with white-blonde hair and dark chocolate eyes?" There was a small pause. "Or at least know of anyone who could help me find such a man?"

Enoh Love


Bittiface

Sarcastic Hunter

PostPosted: Sat Nov 14, 2015 8:27 pm


Otto paused in the gummi worm massacre. Blue eyes stared dumbfounded back at Hattie, slowly blinking as he took in this request. It was so absurd he felt like he ought to laugh, but couldn't.

"Uh...." He cleared his throat, setting his bag down on his lap for a moment. "Um.... wait, seriously?" This was the big request? She needed help finding a willing sexual candidate for some pathetic albino kid?

"Like... you're serious." He affirmed again with an unwavering gaze.
PostPosted: Sat Nov 14, 2015 8:29 pm


"Completely." The trainee straightened, and bumped her chest with the side of her fist. "-And I'll have you know, I take my wingman duties completely seriously!"

Enoh Love


Bittiface

Sarcastic Hunter

PostPosted: Sat Nov 14, 2015 8:32 pm


"Wow.." Otto clucked his tongue, a free hand scratching at his head. "Uh I ain't exactly an expert on people who're available for that kinda thing. Why's it gotta be a full Hunter exactly?"
PostPosted: Sat Nov 14, 2015 8:33 pm


Hattie made a bashful face, and pointedly looked to the side.

"There was - uh - some space issues with…normal beds…"

Enoh Love


Bittiface

Sarcastic Hunter

PostPosted: Sat Nov 14, 2015 8:34 pm


Otto squinted.

"I think you need to gimme a lil' more information on this weird a** story."
PostPosted: Sat Nov 14, 2015 8:43 pm


"Uhhm…" Hattie trailed off, puffing out her cheeks as she tried to look as innocent as she possibly could.

"Well, ok, so? One of the dudes I cuddle with on a constant basis also ******** the cute white-boy I'm asking for, and one night I couldn't sleep so I went to visit him - the dude I cuddle, not his boy toy - and the door was unlocked so I let myself in because that's what I do. So I get in there, and I realize that there's two of them, and both were already asleep, so I just crawled into bed because why not? But they're trainee beds, right? Tiny as heck… Anyway! He - the boy toy now, not the dude I cuddle - almost fell off, and after we all righted ourselves, he started asking where he could find a full hunter to start ******** for the bigger beds, and here we are." She made a wide, sweeping gesture, as if completing an epic story.

Enoh Love


Bittiface

Sarcastic Hunter

PostPosted: Sat Nov 14, 2015 8:46 pm


Otto rubbed his face.

"That's... stupid as ********." Otto grumbled. "Maybe if the boy toy wants a bigger bed so bad he can buy one himself."
PostPosted: Sat Nov 14, 2015 8:48 pm


"Yeah but what's the point? When he ranks up he'll just be given a free one anyway. Might as well find a friend-with-benefits until then right?"

Enoh Love


Bittiface

Sarcastic Hunter

PostPosted: Sat Nov 14, 2015 8:50 pm


"That's disgusting." Otto affirmed with a judgemental stare.
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