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Seussi rolled 2 4-sided dice:
2, 2
Total: 4 (2-8)
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Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2015 10:20 pm
Finally, he grabbed a shelf that he had slowly emptied of whatever electronic devices had still been mounted upon it, and drug it towards the doors as well, sliding it into place.
"Alright alright alright! We got this man. We have so got this!"
There mom, he liked to think, would have been very proud.
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The Semblance of Unity rolled 1 10-sided dice:
3
Total: 3 (1-10)
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Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2015 10:21 pm
Attacking!
"Hey, Giuseppe, I'm gonna test our defenses. Wanna stay inside and see how damage gets through?" If any. Dazs was not strong, but neither were the infected, they were just hideously persistent.
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Seussi rolled 1 10-sided dice:
3
Total: 3 (1-10)
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Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2015 10:32 pm
DEFENDING! Or not!
"No bro. Nuh-uh. Get your skinny a** over here and let a real man work that barricade. Reps, dude. You need to get your face to a gym sometime." He motioned for Dasz to switch with him, because clearly this required a test of actual strength.
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The Semblance of Unity rolled 1 10-sided dice:
7
Total: 7 (1-10)
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Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2015 10:39 pm
Defense.
"Yeah, sure, Giuseppe. I got better things to do with my time than gymrat stuff." Even though he rolled his eyes, he did as his brother requested. "Alright, I'm in place. Hit it!"
Obtained 1 bonus Arcade Token
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Seussi rolled 1 10-sided dice:
6
Total: 6 (1-10)
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Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2015 10:40 pm
Attacking!
"Aight than, Daisy, I guess lifting them paint brushies all day is all the exercise you need~" He grinned, and traded positions, clapping his hands together and setting himself in the ready position.
"Okay boiiiii! I'm comin atch-you!" He then sprinted towards the barricade, throwing all of his weight and strength against it.
It almost budged, but thankfully did not.
Bonus Token!
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The Semblance of Unity rolled 1 4-sided dice:
2
Total: 2 (1-4)
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Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2015 10:47 pm
"What the ******** - Daisy is worse than my real name!" Although Giuseppe couldn't see Dazs, the exasperation was evident in his voice. "Well, everything held up, so let's get some furniture." He huffed out of the Source and towards IKEA.
Once inside, he picked up as many things as he could carry - including one easel, score! "The best part," he said, face muffled by part of an unassembled shelf. "-is that this s**t is all free now."
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Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2015 11:05 pm
"Ya! Take that, little man! Ya, you totes just got ownzied!"
Ya. Totes.
Waiting for his brother to join him, they made their way to Ikea, where anything was possible, including insanity. Like Dasz, G-Man also grabbed anything he could manage, his arms shaking with the effort of holding it all.
"Okay so how're we gettin out of here? This place is a death trap for real."
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The Semblance of Unity rolled 2 6-sided dice:
5, 2
Total: 7 (2-12)
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Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2015 11:08 pm
Dasz shot Giuseppe a look over the edge of the easel. "I hope you're a praying man."
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Seussi rolled 2 6-sided dice:
3, 1
Total: 4 (2-12)
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Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2015 11:15 pm
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The Semblance of Unity rolled 2 6-sided dice:
2, 6
Total: 8 (2-12)
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Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2015 11:16 pm
"No one escapes unless IKEA wants to let them go."
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Seussi rolled 2 6-sided dice:
2, 1
Total: 3 (2-12)
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Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2015 11:17 pm
"Maybe we need to lure all the hunnies in here with us, then!"
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The Semblance of Unity rolled 2 6-sided dice:
5, 3
Total: 8 (2-12)
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Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2015 11:19 pm
"D'you want me to paint some of them like French girls, huh? Like a souvenir for when they leave." The implication was, of course, that they would leave.
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Seussi rolled 2 6-sided dice:
6, 3
Total: 9 (2-12)
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Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2015 11:25 pm
"French girls? Whaaa? You crushin on some frenchie, D?"
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The Semblance of Unity rolled 2 6-sided dice:
4, 3
Total: 7 (2-12)
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Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2015 11:31 pm
"No!," he said vehemently. Dazs' world was too full of art to be crushing on some girl. Girls were an alright distraction, but art. "French as in French renaissance masters? Artists who used French models often in nude poses n' s**t."
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Seussi rolled 2 6-sided dice:
3, 5
Total: 8 (2-12)
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Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2015 11:34 pm
"Okay so you ain't crushing on a French dizzie but you want to paint s bunch of hunnies naked? Oh Dasz, you dawg!"
G than laughed for several minutes in the most obnoxious way possible.
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