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Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2015 11:10 am
La Mariposa would become a little uneasy after Edge asked about her mask. "Oh, bueno, en realidad no puedo quitarme la máscara. (Oh, um, I can't really take off the mask.)"
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Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2015 11:28 am
Edge nods, respecting Mariposa's dedication. "Ya vi.. no quieres que te vean la cara.." He would say.
(I see.. you don't want people to see your face..)
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Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2015 11:35 am
"Bueno, es una tradición de lucha libre de tener una máscara. Si lo toma fuera de buen grado es la falta de respeto supremo. (Well, it's a lucha libre tradition to have a mask. Taking it off willingly is the ultimate disrespect.)"
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Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2015 11:53 am
"Entiendo. Pero me imagino que detrás de tu máscara hay una cara hermosa.."
(I understand. Although, I imagine that beneath your mask is a beautiful face."
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Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2015 12:23 pm
The masked woman couldn't help but blush a little. "Ahh...well..gracias"
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Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2015 12:26 pm
"Have you met my disciples?" Edge would ask her.
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Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2015 12:29 pm
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Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2015 12:38 pm
"Ah, they're probably the most talented wrestlers today. I see Snake becoming the World champion and Sensui being the company's biggest heel." Edge would comment.
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Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2018 11:16 am
Three years later, Edge would walk into his locker room. All was fine and dandy, until he suddenly started smelling a very foul odor. It reminded him of a decomposing animal. "It stinks real bad here." he thought to himself. "Why does it stink so bad?" he would ask himself as well. He started to investigate. Edge would open his armory and, all of a sudden, a body bag fell out. This is why the room smelled like death, a corpse had been resting for nearly three years in his locker room. "Oh crap! I remember now!" Edge would start to have a flashback.
*FLASHBACK* Three years ago, Edge and La Mariposa Negra would begin drinking alcohol, they had started with some beers and ended up drinking whisky. All of a sudden, Mariposa Negra would strip down and took off her clothes. Edge would be surprised by Mariposa's throbbing 6.70321 inch c**k. "WHAT THE ********?!" Edge exclaimed, frightened by the transexual in front of him. The Rated-R Superstar immediately grabbed a chair and bashed Mariposa upside the head with it, causing it to fall down. Out of fear, the Rated-R Superstar drew a hunting knife and started stabbing Mariposa repeatedly. He was terrified by it's screaming, and Mariposa, using it's tranny strength, swiftly took the knife from Edge's hand. Full of fear, Edge would pin down Mariposa's hand with one hand and would use his other to grab Mariposa's neck, Edge's leg kneeing Mariposa in the balls. Thus, the Rated-R Superstar began strangling Mariposa. He took the knife away once more and threw it, putting both his hands on it's neck. After about five minutes, it was silenced, for good. No signs of life were shown from Mariposa, and it's eyes rolled back. "It's over.. it's over... good God, it's finally over." Edge said, panting, as he got off of Mariposa's corpse. "I have to hide you, damn it." the Rated-R Superstar frantically searched around for somewhere to hide the body. All of a sudden, he found a big, black plastic bag in which he slowly put Mariposa's corpse into. The Rated-R Superstar sealed the bag and picked it up, shoving it into his armory. "I gotta get the ******** outta here!" Edge said to himself, getting out of his locker room, locking it real good and proceeding to shoot towards the parking lot, getting into his Dodge Viper and driving as fast as a bat out of hell. *FLASHBACK ENDS*
Edge grabbed the body bag and threw it outside, spraying some Lysol© Mountain Air Breeze™. "Aaah, much better!" Edge would turn around and wink at the camera, holding the can and giving a thumbs-up.
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Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2018 1:00 pm
Sasha Banks, who would be walking down the hall in the CWF gorilla position, would be passing by Edge's locker room, stopping and thinking why his locker room smelled so clean and full of bleach. It was suspicious.. until she thought, "ah man, I guess legends get all the good stuff.. including clean locker rooms." :/ she said, shrugging it off and continue to walk.
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Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2018 4:10 pm
Edge saw Sasha passing by, saw her skin color, and would proceed to throw his fat wallet inside his locker room. "Oh hi, Sasha. Everything's okay." he told her.
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Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2018 4:19 pm
Sasha would have a confused look on her face as to why Edge would hide his wallet when she's worth more than him here, thinkingemoji.exe.
"Uhh riiight!" she'd put up two thumbs up and cheesy smile, speeding down the hall away from Edge right after.
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Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2018 4:24 pm
Edge would let out a sigh of relief after seeing Sasha Banks leave. "Oof. I thought she was gonna ask about that body bag. Or mug me. Or both. Damn ni-" Edge was interrupted by his cellphone ringing. Edge's theme song would play on his Samsung© Galaxy S8™. He picked it up. "Yeah?" Edge would walk back into his locker room, closing the door.
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