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 Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2015 8:00 pm
Maebe tilted her head and wondered if she should walk over there and hit them both once, just to remind them of how men should fight.
Then she giggled in an entirely unmanly way, because that was terrible of her to think, but still really, really funny. The giggle was the only sound that left her, so it sounded out of place - for a sober person. Luckily, she was not sober, and had excuses for strange behavior.
She picked up a leaf and waved it in the air like a pendant. "Goooo team."
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Carhop Cavalier rolled 2 8-sided dice:
8, 6
Total: 14 (2-16)
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Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2015 6:33 am
Lex's eyes grew harsh, thunderclouds brewing in foggy gray eyes, face bunching up like a top sheet on a hot day. "Ask and Ye shall recieve." He quoted mockingly, bringing a swift knee into Dawson's belly and bodily shoving him away afterward.
Lex sneered, ignoring Maebe's antics. Distractions upon distractions.
HP: 42
DMG: 8
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medigel rolled 2 8-sided dice:
1, 7
Total: 8 (2-16)
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Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2015 9:31 am
The giggle threw his concentration off. Confused, Dawson turned and caught a glimpse of Maebe just before he realized the mistake he had made.
Oof.
The knee winded him harder than he thought it could, though at least he got his balance back. Scowling, he called out, "Mayb, get back t'the bar," as he threw a punch.
hp: 37
damage: 2
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Carhop Cavalier rolled 2 8-sided dice:
8, 8
Total: 16 (2-16)
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Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2015 10:34 am
Dawson's fist met Lex's open palm, was thrown out to the side, and Lex was suddenly at Dawson's waist level, right foot planted in front of him and the left driving his body forward as he grappled the good Ol' boy's waist and brought him to the floor, Lex's knees digging into Dawson's ribcage. There was no smarmy grin or witty comment from the taller man, just a mean right cross in te direction of Dawson's face.
HP: 40
DMG: 10
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medigel rolled 2 8-sided dice:
7, 6
Total: 13 (2-16)
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Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2015 11:47 am
The barrage was what really got him going and not like that jfc. It was easy to slip under an alcoholic, violent urge to win once pinned down like that, and he forgot for a moment they were being watched.
He struggled against Lex, dazed from the punches but fighting spirit undaunted. Dawson scrabbled for purchase on his person and in a burst of adrenaline managed upset the balance, rolling them over. Following in his opponent's footsteps, he smashed a fist against that pretty boy face several times but, at Syn's hazy request (her voice seemed distorted through his inebriation ), he broke away before it became an endless cycle of human rolling. Dawson staggered to his feet with a grunt and backed away, spitting again to the side.
"Tha's more like it, pal."
hp: 27
damage: 7
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Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2015 2:03 pm
Abbi had definitely, for sure, been there the whole time.
She had just been really, really involved in her drink, which was an enormous cocktail that she had forced the bartender to make for her before she'd left because she wasn't going back to the bar for more when there was a fight going on. Though, she hesitated to really classify it as a fight... It was more like a whiney baby b***h fest.
The drink kept her occupied, though she did make a lot of sputtering, squeaky noises when Lex mentioned Claude.
"Holy guacamole, he can't really be her brother-- That's dedonk man-- I mean, it would explain so much-- I cannot even--" And then she took a gulp.
Having stood beside Maebe, not even bothering to hide herself, Abbi didn't much say anything except for an interjection of, "Boys are so dumb." every once in a while.
The giggle and waving of the leaf-flag did rouse Abbi from her concentrated effort to get drunk fast, and she offered her drink to the girl.
"So like... What are they fighting for again? Wounded ego's, right?" At least she was treated to a lively return from her two week mission!
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Carhop Cavalier rolled 2 8-sided dice:
1, 4
Total: 5 (2-16)
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Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2015 9:05 pm
Lex hinestly hadn't anticipated being turned over, and he wasn't even drunk. His bar fighting skills had apparently gone incredibly rusty. Hand to hand was something that needed work - and there was the face.
Lucky for Lex, Regal liked the Lifer pretty. Any small cuts and bruises done to his face would be patched up as he slept; any blows to his body would be left to heal naturally. A lesson on being better.
When Lex stood, he hawked a loogie of his own, manners completely dropped (as if he'd had any that night.) Abbi's chattering voice was heard in the background, and he gave a fed up sigh. "Of course she's my sister! We're practically twins!"
HP: 33
DMG: Trashlord
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Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2015 10:47 pm
"They're fighting because they're men, and Dawson's drunk, and Lexi's worried about his manhood." She'd meant manliness, but. Maebe was suddenly more interested in the fact that Abbi seemed to know Claude. When Lex called her practically a twin, Maebe gasped and turned to Abbi. "I saw Lexi when he was turned into a girl and he was hot," She whispered terribly into Abbi's ear. "Is Claude that hot?"
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medigel rolled 2 8-sided dice:
8, 7
Total: 15 (2-16)
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Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2015 10:58 pm
Dawson all but cackled as Lex joined in the completely traditional spitting challenge. It didn't last long, sadly; when he heard Abbi's voice join in, he groaned aloud and rolled his head back, staring up at the night sky and asking God why though.
"Yew ********' wish y'all was twins!" he said with a snort, fists raised. "Cap'n's hot, n' she got a good head on her shoulders. Yew just a ********' wanna be pretty boy p***k, talkin' s**t on the interwebs fer yer ego strokin'."
Feigning a punch to Lex's face, Dawson ducked instead and retaliated for earlier with a heavy right hook to his opponent's stomach.
hp: 27
damage: 9
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Carhop Cavalier rolled 2 8-sided dice:
7, 3
Total: 10 (2-16)
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Posted: Sat Jul 25, 2015 12:10 am
"Shut your whore mouth." Lex hissed at Dawson, recoiling from the blow to the stomach. The wind knocked out of him for the time being, the taller man huffed and reeled for a moment, staggering before stabilizing on the balls of his feet.
"You don't know s**t about me, and you don't know s**t about her." Lex spat, right on Dawson's feet, glaring at the Moon. "All you see is your damn, rose tinted fantasy of Claudia; and all you see of me is - you don't see me."
Lex's left log shot out, catching Dawson in the hip with once trained force and precision grown rusty. He really needed to take up kickboxing again. "All of you just see what you want to see, shove words in my mouth and motives in my actions. ******** all of you."
HP: 24
DMG: 4
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Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2015 12:23 pm
"Heeeeeey." Maebe whined out. "Why ******** me too, heeey."
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medigel rolled 2 8-sided dice:
4, 3
Total: 7 (2-16)
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Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2015 8:42 pm
Dawson burst into laughter for some reason, and it wasn't even malicious. he countered, gritting his teeth against the blow and pushing Lex back to try and get some space. At least it wasn't his bad leg's side. "You aware you almost, like, shitpost on there? I dunno how seriously you take yerself, but you got some chip on yer shoulder."
hp: 24
damage: 1
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Carhop Cavalier rolled 2 8-sided dice:
6, 1
Total: 7 (2-16)
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Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2015 10:17 pm
"Don't ******** laugh at me, shitstain." Lex grunted, stabbing a finger into Dawson's hairy a** chest. "Twitter isn't s**t, it's just a pile of singular thoughts we have and other people feel the need to react to. It's ******** stupid."
HP: 23
DMG: 1
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medigel rolled 2 8-sided dice:
4, 5
Total: 9 (2-16)
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Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2015 10:32 pm
"So it is s**t," Dawson argued, shoving Lex back again just on principle. People poking him like that made his hackles rise. "You like pickin' fights, bruh. Not jus' this, I 'member yew had that ********' thing with whatshertits...Ginger Snap." He was referring to the incident with Paige while she was still in the infirmary. "Yew like Horace sometimes, ********' jus...wan'in' t'start s**t. I don' get it."
hp: 23
damage: 3
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Carhop Cavalier rolled 2 8-sided dice:
8, 2
Total: 10 (2-16)
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Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2015 9:44 pm
"'Course it's s**t." Lex agreed, giving Dawson a quick couple of jabs to the chest to make room for his lanky legs to get another shot in. "Everything on there is s**t. It's just a bunch of self ego-feeding. Woulda been a great tool if it weren't for the human side of it."
Lex wouldn't admit that he was one of the worst, a very large knot in the problem. "And you're Paige friend was the one who picked the fight with me, pal. Said she wanted to turn my face into marinara."
HP: 20
DMG:4
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