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Mr. No Days Off pushes himself to his feet his back still tender from being hit with an international object. "Get the ******** out of the way you <********> He pushes his way through the crowd needing to create separation between himself and the hometown hero for the hair on his head began to heat.

A shock runs up Freaks spine as the trash can ricochets off of him sending him straight into a puddle of urine. Someone brought their pet to the outdoor venue. Alternatively, someone had not brought their pet. This is what he feared the most.

"AUGH WHAT THE ******** scrambles away the trashcan left dented beside him with an assortment of contents spilling out from it including but not limited to a rubber duck with thumbtacks glued to it, a World's Greatest Dad coffee mug, a pair of nunchuks and a small container of lighter fluid.

Freakshows crashes off the top of the bar to the other side turning the match formally into a Birmingham Concession Stand brawl. Clumsily pulling himself over on the other side the American's hand finds a fork near a plate with an Elephant Ear on it. Slipping it into the back of his Red White and Blue tights he leans back against the counter wheezing slightly, his hand going for his heart, "ACK!.." He points at his chest, his cheeks puffing as his face starts to turn red eyes widening as Mad Dog approaches the cornered now hyperventilating manager.

Mad Dog crashes down on Freak sending him sliding across the greasy floor. Flopping around on the floor like a fish he kicks his legs sending himself spinning in a circle on the ground like a top.

Freakshow feels the gooey and salty liquid in the back of his throat. Gagging he can feel weeks, months, even years of his time in the gym irrevocably reversed. On some level he enjoyed this. After all, it was tasty buttered popcorn.

Another part of him took note of the fact that the grease was extremely hot. Reflexively spitting out the delicious treat scolding hot oil cakes the outside of his mouth, causing his eyes to water as he flails helplessly.

This was really really bad. Freakshow, choking on his own blood mixed with hot popcorn butter to add salt to his wounds, never expected to find himself stapled to a rubber grease dispenser. Grabbing at the nozzle he bends up trying to stop the flow of s**t into his own mouth as a yellowish-red ooze trickles from the corner of his cheeks.

As he does this he scoots backwards on his a** trying to drag the machine backwards with him he presses his feet to the machine ripping the nozzle out of the oil container freeing him instantaneously from artistic expression. Well, kind of, the nozzle was still stapled to his mouth. Also, as soon as the nozzle is unhinged, more hot butter sprays into Freaks face.

Covered in hot butter and piss the blonde drags himself across the ground fishing at the staples in his mouth quietly moaning "Fuuuuuck."

Trapped in the belly to belly the moist Freakshow slips his arms free drawing from the back of his tights the fork he had acquired earlier. Leaking from the mouth and very unhappy with how things had developed this far he drives the eating utensil straight towards the ear of Mad Dog McLennon.

Freakshow spits some blood onto the slippery floor before putting the fork inside of his mouth, stalking lopsidedly towards the legend his boots crunch the glass on the floor. With one hand he reaches forward to grab a handful of hair and pulls his opponent into a good old side headlock.



A frothy substance leaks from the hole in Freaks lip. Using the classic hold he would attempt to try guiding McLennon out of the stands and back into the audience, stopping conveniently at the guardrail near the ramp.