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Nio Love rolled 2 10-sided dice: 1, 10 Total: 11 (2-20)

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 22, 2015 8:44 pm


That sounded.. unlike him.

Maebe cracked an eyebrow for a moment, a little disoriented by the way he'd said control. She didn't know Lex long, but what little she'd known of him had always been that prim and proper man who seemed to hold back. Suddenly he was grinning and she wondered if she actually didn't know Lex at all. It unnerved her.

She pulled herself up to strike, but the trident never sunk into his shield. She went for the unexpected strike, and slapped him hard across the face.

Best way to get to know a man - see how he reacts to being slapped.

Now she was the one grinning.

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HP: 29
Damage: 5
Charge: 3/3
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 22, 2015 9:02 pm


The first step to control, of course, was to be in control of one's self. Lex could tell by Maebe's hesitation and the look on her face that he had momentarily lost that small amount of self restraint, and it was not a pretty sight.

Nor was her hand smacking him right in the face. Lex grumbled and rubbed his face, not doing anything to indicate he would return fire.

< Restore Shields? >

<< I am trying, whelp. >>

A momentary sputter of what looked like gold wings wrapped around Lex, but dissipated quickly.

s**t.

"...Well, then."

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HP: 14
DMG: 0
HEAL: 0
CHG: 0/3

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 22, 2015 9:21 pm


Maebe stood there, unimpressed, as Lex turned into an angel for a split second and then did nothing else in response to her slap. If she was trying to read him based on his reaction, then the reading she'd just gotten was p***y. But, she wasn't surprised by him being a p***y. She was surprised when he wasn't.

Her hand whipped around to slap his other cheek with all the force of her arm.

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HP: 29
Damage: 3
Charge: 3/3
Carhop Cavalier rolled 2 10-sided dice: 2, 1 Total: 3 (2-20)
PostPosted: Mon Jun 22, 2015 9:52 pm


Lex stared at Maebe for a long while, holding his hand to the angry red hand print on his cheek. He was silent for a while, glaring down at her in what looked like confusion and anger.

"Harder."

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DMG: 0
CHG: 0/3

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 22, 2015 9:56 pm


Her lips parted in an exhale of frozen shock.

"Harder?"

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 22, 2015 10:08 pm


"Hit me harder. What do you think this is, a high school catfight?" Lex crowed, smirking while walloping Maebe in the gut with the butt of the gun.

He didn't like it rough, he didn't like pain, but God did it feel good to be hit from time to time.

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DMG: 5
CHG: 1/3

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 22, 2015 10:09 pm


The shock was knocked right out of Maebe with his hit, and her mouth snapped shut as her face pinched with annoyance. "Well, ********, I was just - fine." She shouldn't have been that surprised, but she was. Was it wrong that she didn't like how little she knew about Lex? They hung out too often, and she was starting to wonder why she hadn't asked him more questions. It was probably because she just liked lording their secrets over his head.

Yeah, that was definitely it.

She dropped the trident down and whipped around, slapping him on the cheek with so much force she stumbled and almost fell forward. This time, she wasn't grinning. This wasn't necessarily a spar anymore.

"That's the last one though. Thaw's getting jealous."

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HP: 24
Damage: 7
Charge: 3/3
Carhop Cavalier rolled 2 10-sided dice: 3, 2 Total: 5 (2-20)
PostPosted: Mon Jun 22, 2015 10:28 pm


The air visibly exited Lex's lungs, and he did a complete 180 from the smack to his face. He hoped that didn't bruise -- his face had already been marred enough in the past couple of days, what with a dislocated jaw, Leslie being a s**t and punching him in the dislocated jaw, and now this.

Ami wasn't going to kiss this face for a week if it kept up.

But, inside him, something settled. The anger stopped, the need to do was met. He was calm once more.

"That's more like it!"

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DMG:0
CHG: 1/3

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 22, 2015 10:30 pm


She snorted out a laugh, and brought Thaw back up to rest in her hands. "You're so weird today, Lexi." She finally admitted, pointing the trident threateningly at him. "You should bring me two frapps this week, because I brought you down to your knees."

Which she hadn't actually done.

Yet.

Thaw whipped around in one hand, and wrapped around the back of his knees. She grabbed the other end of the handle, and pulled-

Even if this worked, she wouldn't be bringing him down to his knees. Just on his back.

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Damage: 7
Charge: 3/3
PostPosted: Mon Jun 22, 2015 10:47 pm


The shield broke and Lex sighed, staring up at the sky, blinking, then looking to Maebe. It reminded him of when he'd first started Life duties, and Ami was the unfortunate soul tasked with guiding him around. He'd made one advance on her, and she'd pinned him to the ground with a glaive to his throat.

It was pretty hot.

"Three frapps, for indulging my weirdness." The man chuckle, groaning as he sat up, small smile playing with his lips.

"Who the hell trained you?"

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 22, 2015 10:54 pm


Thaw disappeared, and she held her hand out for him to take it. "Taym. If you can call beating me into the ground training. Which I guess I do."

If he took her hand, she wouldn't be much help getting him up, and would probably look strained and making huffing sounds the entire time to over-exaggerate how heavy he was.

"Mmmm. Be weird more often. Three frapps for me." She sing-songed, day-dreaming about the splendor of delicious beverages she would never actually finish.

(She never finished anything, anyway.)

"You want a rematch soon? I'll let you try to win back your dignity."

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 22, 2015 11:12 pm


Lex did take her hand, but rolled his eyes with enough force to knock down the Berlin wall at her display of melodramatics. Please, Maebe, you just knocked his a** flat with an incredibly large trident.

"Maybe I should swap my creamer to sugar free, non-fat, hm?" He joked, wiping is shirt free of any stray particles of grass or specks of dirt. "Maybe add some protein to your drinks."

Lex rolled his shoulders, grabbing his coat off a dummy he'd used as a coat hanger. "Tell Thompson his training, if not a bit cruel and unusual, worked out wonderfully; and I would love a rematch."

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 22, 2015 11:14 pm


Maebe deadpanned at him for several long, silent seconds.

And then -

"Did you just threaten to j**z into my coke?"
PostPosted: Mon Jun 22, 2015 11:15 pm


Lex deadpanned back, still not quite over the fact that such a cute thing was saying the lewdest phrases.

"Only if you're into that sort of thing."

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 22, 2015 11:17 pm


This was a game she was fully prepared to play, Lex. And she would win.

"Girls don't like it when you jack off into their drinks, dear. That's a waste of a good orgasm. There are better places to put it."
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