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The Semblance of Unity rolled 1 8-sided dice:
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Total: 8 (1-8)
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 Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2015 7:12 pm
Quote: 8: The mermaids guarded several large, dark caves that are now open to explore. What appears to be a cave full of inviting stones is actually a huge toothy maw, patiently waiting to devour you. Roll 1d20 to see how much damage it does! He flapped his hands at Dawson. "-careful as a boy tryin' to do right on his prom night." Horace snorted and swam forward. The next cave looked appropriate rock-like.
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The Semblance of Unity rolled 1 20-sided dice:
11
Total: 11 (1-20)
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Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2015 7:18 pm
It was not, in fact, rocks. Horace nearly shrieked as the cave seemed to suddenly collapse around him, a beast hungry for a lovely meal of Horace. If he wasn't so busy trying to survive, Horace might have called out that he was particularly unhealthy for the sea creature - being mostly human - but he was rather occupied. The suit he was wearing tore of some rock teeth and things gouged into his shield painfully. Horace barely squeaked out before the mouth finished closing. "Maybe," he wheezed. "-that was a bad analogy." HP: 34/50
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medigel rolled 1 8-sided dice:
6
Total: 6 (1-8)
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Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2015 7:45 pm
Dawson seemed to pause just ever so slightly at the analogy, but it was easy to miss in the ensuing horrified look as Horace managed to avoid getting chomped. Maybe Dawson needed to keep his mouth shut.
"Shyit," he muttered as he swam over and checked Horace for any sign of injury. He knew first hand how nasty those mouths could be. "Well. Uh. Th-There ya go."
Cue weak laugh.
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medigel rolled 1 20-sided dice:
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Total: 11 (1-20)
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Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2015 7:50 pm
6: This area becomes permanently mob free and reveals a large cache of stones, roll 1d20 to see how many you find in this cave! This cave looked suspiciously like the one Horace had entered, so he elected to go first and check the place out. Luckily, this one was a lot less alive and hungry, and so Dawson scored himself quite a few stones. hp: 35 stones: 21
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The Semblance of Unity rolled 1 8-sided dice:
6
Total: 6 (1-8)
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Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2015 10:03 pm
Quote: 6: This area becomes permanently mob free and reveals a large cache of stones, roll 1d20 to see how many you find in this cave! He chuckled, putting the teeth behind him (both figuratively and literally) as he headed into another cave.
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The Semblance of Unity rolled 1 20-sided dice:
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Total: 20 (1-20)
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Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2015 10:06 pm
"Holy s**t," he breathed, stuffing as many stones as he could gather into his bag. Finding this many made him feel a little better about the tentacles and the teeth - both T words, he thought. How Troublesome with a capital T. With a whoop, he shot back out of the cave and looked around. HP: 34/50 Stones: 20
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medigel rolled 1 8-sided dice:
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Total: 7 (1-8)
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Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2015 7:39 am
changing to 6
Dawson chuckled as Horace landed himself a big catch. "Naw, s'mostly luck down here," he said. "N' lotsa leg power. Buuut maybe a lil' skill too."
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medigel rolled 1 20-sided dice:
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Total: 7 (1-20)
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Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2015 7:16 pm
6: This area becomes permanently mob free and reveals a large cache of stones, roll 1d20 to see how many you find in this cave!While they were there, he went ahead and grabbed what Horace didn't scoop up, pleased his friend got to find so many after that nasty bite. "Least it didn' leave yer a** hangin' out," he chuckled. "Damn, these suits are tough." hp: 35 stones: 28
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The Semblance of Unity rolled 1 8-sided dice:
4
Total: 4 (1-8)
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Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2015 7:25 pm
Quote: 4: Tentacles! Roll 1d8 to see how much damage they do! He hummed, watching as Dawson scooped up some more stones. "Well, I guess I better work on my leg power - I hear lots of running or sex can help. Running is easier to make a habit of, though." He tread water carefully, unsure still in his swimming skills. Horace could see why Melvin was a good swimmer now - he was a runic master now, too. It was something Horace was interested in, although he didn't know if he could do it so quickly. Probably not. "D'you think tentacles would take horrible, horrible advantage of your a** hanging out? Like... are they that kind?" His eyebrow waggle was entirely lost behind his scuba mask. As if summoned by his cheeky comments, a tentacle sneaked out and wrapped around Horace's ankle. HP: 34/50 Stones: 20
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The Semblance of Unity rolled 1 8-sided dice:
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Total: 2 (1-8)
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Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2015 7:33 pm
He was yanked backwards in a cloud of sandy dirt. Horace squeaked unmanfully and kicked at it. Luckily, it was small, although somehow ridged with tiny teeth ate into the shield around his ankle. "Swear this s**t got ears." HP: 32/50 Stones: 20
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medigel rolled 1 8-sided dice:
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Total: 3 (1-8)
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Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2015 7:37 am
Whatever humorous comment Dawson was going to say was interrupted with a small noise as Horace was once again harassed by tentacles. He was about to just dive in and pull when his friend got out, and he breathed a sigh of relief.
"Think they dun tooken ya seriously," he noted with a weak chuckle. "Might wanna watch watcha say 'fore ya get a seaweed enema."
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medigel rolled 1 8-sided dice:
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Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2015 8:07 am
3: A nice amount of stones! Roll 1d8 to see how many you find in this cave!"F'you take these out once a week like me, though, ya start gettin' some leg power, yeah. That n', well, Chris runs me ragged s'hell on his damn exercises..." The sea weed enema had been too powerful an image and fear for a moment, though. He didn't linger in the cave for long. Protect your tushes.hp: 35 stones: 30
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The Semblance of Unity rolled 1 8-sided dice:
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Total: 6 (1-8)
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Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2015 10:09 pm
He followed while Dawson ducked into a cave. "A seaweed enema sounds like somethin' a health nut would use. Cleanses you inside and out~" The last was said in a fake announcer voice and Horace swam over and tried to toss a bundle of seaweed at the other man. Instead of flying straight, of course, they merely floated in the water between them threateningly.
At the comment about Chris, he Dawson a curious look. The idea fo Chel's blonde cousin running Dawson ragged was kind of funny. "Ooooh, what kinda exercises - you turning to the dark side, Dawson?" Haha, dark side, because butts. Horace cracked himself up sometimes.
HP: 32/50
Stones: 20
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The Semblance of Unity rolled 1 20-sided dice:
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Total: 9 (1-20)
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Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2015 10:12 pm
Quote: 6: This area becomes permanently mob free and reveals a large cache of stones, roll 1d20 to see how many you find in this cave! With a wolf whistle (somewhat distorted by the in-suit radios), Horace swam into a connecting cave. He scooped up some stones and swam quickly back out. If he stayed longer, tentacles could come. He grimaced. "How long do you typically stay down?" HP: 30/50 Stones: 29
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medigel rolled 1 8-sided dice:
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Total: 3 (1-8)
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Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2015 9:11 am
"Euch." He actually had a whole body shiver at the idea of anyone sticking anything up his butt.
Now, while the dark side comment was lost as far as implications, the exercises bit was easy enough to follow. "Har har," Dawson grumbled. "You know damn well what I meant, ya troll."
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