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 Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 6:48 am
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Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 7:55 am
This is fli**in HILARIOUS!
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Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 8:40 am
OH OH I HAVE THAT FORM TO.... IT"S FUN
Oh here is a song I remebered I had sweatdrop . If anyone wants to read the other one, i'll post it
Look how the ward
They brought dessert for you
They brought a salad too
And it was all Jell-o
Oh bless their hearts
They heard you got the flu
So they brought all this food
It's wall-to-wall Jell-o
When I got feeling bold
I ate that brownish mold
It's apricot Jell-o
Babe please
I need a jiggly fix
Grate cheese
And lots of carrot sticks
You know
I've got a Cool Whip soul
With chunks of pineapple
I went to school
I went to lunch with you
My friends'd join us too
And we would snarf Jell-o
We used a straw
Or just our mouth and nose
Sometimes we'd overdose
And then we'd barf Jell-o
I fear
Your alcoholic brother brought
These here
I think they're Jell-o shots
Oh dear
My favorite flavor is lime
We could pretend they're just fine
Let's brew-ooh
A batch of Berry Blue-ooh...
Look at the spread
The neighbors brought for you
Funeral potatoes too
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Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 9:08 am
HAHAHA omg...that's great blaugh
This may sound like I'm really stupid, but what are "funeral potatoes"? O_o
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Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 10:09 am
I'll go get you the reciepe sometime. That censis thing is missing one more hero. Where's Ammon?! He's my fave. And the library is the most secure place in the world, next to the building's second floor. One of theses days I'll get up there...
Oh here's something for you. You might be mormon if you can relate to the Mobsters and Mormon's movie easily, and even name people in your ward who act those ways. No joke. I easily did.
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Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 4:48 pm
If it takes two of you to bless a person, after he/she sneezes, you may be Mormon.
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Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 10:31 am
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Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2006 10:09 pm
Oh, I wanted to read more... sad
Here's one:
You might be mormon if... you disobey your parents once a day because you can't go to bed without saying your personal prayer
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Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2006 10:11 pm
You might be mormon if...
You are a girl who's clothes are stylish in winter but never in summer.
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 11:08 am
You know you're Mormon if your favorite cartoon character is Homestar Runner (if you go to the Homstarmy, there are lots of Mormons in it, the leader is on his mission currently).
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Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 11:19 am
you may be mormon if you go to parties, but your co-workers just call those get togethers.
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Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 12:05 pm
Silriel You might be a Mormon if... you believe Heck is the place for people who do not believe in gosh You might be a Mormon if... you have more wheat stored in your basement than most third world countries (Aaaannnd... This one is SOooooo true in my house... we've come up with some rather interesting Nick names amung us on account of one of the names said before one of the others... rather fun) You might be Mormon if... you have to guess more than five times the name of the child you're disciplining In my house there's only two of us and my mom still can't get our names right.
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Posted: Sun Apr 30, 2006 6:11 pm
You might be Mormon if, at the post-football game brass scream, you scream "Brass kicks aaaa....." (True story.)
You might be a southern California Mormon if every Sunday, at least one girl wears a white skirt (Temple Celebration uniform)
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Posted: Sun Apr 30, 2006 6:29 pm
Fire_of_Fate You might be Mormon if, at the post-football game brass scream, you scream "Brass kicks aaaa....." (True story.)
You might be a southern California Mormon if every Sunday, at least one girl wears a white skirt (Temple Celebration uniform) *doesn't get the white skirt thing* You might be a Mormon girl if you wear t-shirts under your sundresses. BTW, Fire_of_Fate, LOVE your sig. Someday I'm gonna get a bat and have "Church of JESUS CHRIST of Latter-Day Saints" burned on to it. Then maybe I can knock some sense into people... *grin* Well, not really. I'm trying to be more open and loving and threatening to hit people isn't either of those things. But it's a fun thought to have when I'm frustrated!
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Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 12:11 pm
You might be a mormon if....
Your Totally awesomely Chuck Norris kicking kinda cool!
[Only mormons can be that man... nothing can be chuck norris and not mormon besidse chuck noriss himself.]
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