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Baneful rolled 2 10-sided dice:
10, 7
Total: 17 (2-20)
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 Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2015 12:58 pm
"I'm NO ******** JELLY OF THAT c**t." Rep roared, reverting from his soft and secretive I'm talking nerd tone back to his outdoor hard man voice. Dwight. Of course it was ******** Dwight, everything was always Dwight, Dwight the ******** blight on his existence.
His rage and indignation translated to a swing which was hard enough to cause a twinge of pain in his arms as it connected.
HP:44/50
DMG: 11
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its me debz rolled 2 8-sided dice:
4, 6
Total: 10 (2-16)
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Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2015 1:59 pm
"OHMIGAWD," Felicia shrieked, louder than ever, "s-suh-stop yelling, and--" An even louder wail as he fuking whalloped the hell out of her. Felicia caught his side with a flail as she tumbled to the ground, doing a backwards somersault quite on accident before coming to a stop. "W-wuh-well you should be, g-god you two! He m-muh-made me suffer through a p-puh-powerpoint you know! I d-don't even know if I h-hate ship it anymore!" hp// 22 dmg// 4 charge// 3/3
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Baneful rolled 2 10-sided dice:
1, 4
Total: 5 (2-20)
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Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2015 8:17 am
There was that moment of regret he always felt when he hit someone who was like him. He'd felt it acutely when he'd trashed Mark's computer and he felt it now interrupting Felicia's commentary.
But only a little. Because Dwight was a p***k.
"A ******** POWERPOINT?" What the ******** ********. "WHAT KIND OF POWERPOINT? And I should ******** HOPE YOU DONT ******** SHIP IT."
HP:44/50 DMG: NUP
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its me debz rolled 2 8-sided dice:
2, 1
Total: 3 (2-16)
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Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2015 1:09 am
Felicia whined, stomping her foot. "H-how else would you get across lots of information in a b-buh-brief and succinct m-manner!" She crossed her arms, or at least tried to before failing and settling on bring them up and in instead. "Besides like, a s-spreadsheet!" The hands went up a little bit, enough to cover her face. "N-nothing wrong with a hateship, g-god! It doesn't have t-to be canon!" hp// 22 dmg// 0 charge// 3/3
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Baneful rolled 2 10-sided dice:
1, 7
Total: 8 (2-20)
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Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2015 10:06 am
"Any ******** way but powerpoint. Even painting the ******** facts on your ******** torso is mair informative than that. The only thing powerpoint is good for is a ******** sleep aid."
He swung again, this time perhaps a little more merciful. "No s**t its no canon, it'd never be ******** canon. Dwight could fall in a barrel of tits and come up sucking his thumb."
HP: 44/50
DMG: 2
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its me debz rolled 2 0-sided dice:
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Total: 0 (2-0)
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Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2015 6:51 pm
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its me debz rolled 2 8-sided dice:
7, 2
Total: 9 (2-16)
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Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2015 6:52 pm
"They're not that b-bad!" Felicia protested. "And s-s-sometimes, in alternate universes," she started, clearly having rehearsed this before, "anything is p-puh-possible--" hp// 20 dmg// 3 charge// 3/3
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Baneful rolled 2 10-sided dice:
3, 3
Total: 6 (2-20)
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Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2015 7:24 am
Rep was too DISTURBED by the idea of an AU where he was anything other than enemies with Dwight to even attack. "BULLSHIT." he barked. "That's ******** horrific."
HP: 41/50
DMG: -
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its me debz rolled 2 8-sided dice:
4, 2
Total: 6 (2-16)
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Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2015 10:26 am
"L-luh- listen," she said, suddenly solemn. "I d-didn't choose the ship life. It c-chose me. So just shhhhh and let it h-happen." hp// 20 dmg// 0 charge// 3/3
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Baneful rolled 2 10-sided dice:
6, 1
Total: 7 (2-20)
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Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2015 2:26 pm
"Well you better ******** scuttle that ship because it is complete ******** bollocks." Rep said, giving a half hearted sigh and an equally half hearted swipe. "He said I was a ******** like. Four or something. Ratings wise."
HP: 41/50
DMG: 1
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its me debz rolled 2 8-sided dice:
2, 6
Total: 8 (2-16)
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Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2015 8:23 pm
Felicia's face fell into deep, emotional pain. " No! T-that low? B-but you're a redhead--" She caught herself. "I m-mean, like, well. In p-possession of a head that has hair that is. Well. Red." hp// 19 dmg// 2 charge// 3/3
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Baneful rolled 2 10-sided dice:
7, 3
Total: 10 (2-20)
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Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2015 8:29 pm
"THAT MEANS IM ********.... WORSE." Rep snarled. "Being a ******** ginger it's like. Being a ******** burns victim or a leper but its worse even than those things cause at least those people get ******** PITY. I get no pity other than the ******** pity in people's eyes when they spoke to my ma and she said oh my wee boys a redhead."
He swung and for a change actually hit. "If I got a four it was in SPITE of being a redhead. I'm no America. I will never be America."
HP:39
DMG: 4
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its me debz rolled 4 8-sided dice:
5, 3, 2, 6
Total: 16 (4-32)
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Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2015 8:37 pm
Felicia goggled at him for a second, not entirely sure how to parse that. Sam had been quietly insisting that her charge was ready to use for some time, so she let him work his magic. Galaxies spread across her gauntlets, twinkling stars that danced and shone brightly. But despite the glitz, Felicia still was no pro at taking advantage of the extra oomph in power. "Love yourself, R-Rep," she settled on, firmly standing her ground on this topic. "And America's not the only redhead, you ever s-seen X-Files? D-d- duh." hp// 15 dmg// 2+2=4 charge// 0/3, 1 used
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Baneful rolled 2 10-sided dice:
9, 5
Total: 14 (2-20)
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Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2015 8:18 am
"I only love s**t worth loving." Rep snapped. "And my own ******** genetic defects aren't worth it."
It seemed to pick up his ferocity, the light swings turning into heavy solid ones as he clashed the axe into her gauntlets. "There's only one ******** thing in my life worth anything." he spat.
HP: 35/50
DMG: 8
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its me debz rolled 2 8-sided dice:
3, 6
Total: 9 (2-16)
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Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2015 2:10 am
Felicia goggled at him. "D-dude," she said, recoiling with a grimace, from the strength of his blow as well as the sting of his words. " Dude." Retaliation had happened on instinct, to protect herself, but Felicia soon put her hands up in surrender. "I s-s-suh-surrender, you g-g-got this one in the bag." hp// 7 dmg// 3 charge// 1/3, 1 used
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