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 Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2015 12:36 pm
alpaca lots Lain Julett alpaca lots Lain Julett alpaca lots hello everyone, well i am on the search for a girlfriend. My name is Andrew and i am a gamer & nerd. i like walks/hikes, swimming, and cooking (kinda lol). i'm like 5'5 with brown hair, blue eyes, wear glasses, oh and i got a heavy southern accent, but that happens when you're raised in the south all your life lmao (if you want to know what i look like with better detail just check my profile). i work as a cashier and take welding classes. whelp i don't know what else to write here, but looking for someone like me, and don't be afraid to send a pm or respond here~ omg, I love your signature xd oh thanks emotion_yatta i can't get enough of the coin flip strip on yours gaia_crown see, crown earned! well maybe 2 gaia_crown Crown is edible? emotion_omnomnom Oh I know, I laughed so much when that first came out xd damn Ian and his math logic oooh nuuu mu chocolate crowns D: lol it actually sounds like a rant i had with my buddy at work the last week, needless to say he was getting ticked off with me lmao but it was worth it... Well maybe you shouldn't be attracting demons at work ninja for shame! As soon as I find your stash of chocolate...
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Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2015 7:15 pm
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Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2015 9:11 pm
so that must be why my managers always pray and leave prayer music playing at night when we leave then, to keep out the demons i brought to work to chill with me twisted
heheh you'll never find my chocolate and caramel stash yum_puddi yum_coldone yum_pumpkinpie got it in the perfect hiding spot~
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Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2015 9:22 pm
alpaca lots so that must be why my managers always pray and leave prayer music playing at night when we leave then, to keep out the demons i brought to work to chill with me twisted heheh you'll never find my chocolate and caramel stash yum_puddi yum_coldone yum_pumpkinpie got it in the perfect hiding spot~ *dropkicks your bee* HE'S the one hiding it! scream Only a giant bee like that is capable of hiding such a stash ninja
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Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2015 9:29 pm
gonk NUUUUU MR. BEESWAX!!!
he don't even want a part of my stash! he be buzzin in my ear like "bro...bro....just give up your stash yo?" and the kiwi by my foot be like "aw heeeell naw! we gotta munch on are stash duuuude" xD yea the kiwi is a stoner
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Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2015 9:35 pm
alpaca lots gonk NUUUUU MR. BEESWAX!!! he don't even want a part of my stash! he be buzzin in my ear like "bro...bro....just give up your stash yo?" and the kiwi by my foot be like "aw heeeell naw! we gotta munch on are stash duuuude" xD yea the kiwi is a stoner I knew something was off about that one... hm....well then, your bee is not the key to the stash... Perhaps...THE HAM!?
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Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2015 10:01 pm
!?!?!!
*wraps arms around the ham, trying to hide it*
you wouldn't DARE......
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Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2015 10:03 pm
alpaca lots !?!?!! *wraps arms around the ham, trying to hide it* you wouldn't DARE...... I KNEW IT scream *whips out chainsaw* dramallama
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Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2015 10:07 pm
*starts running the opposite direction*
ANYTHING BUT MY CHOCOLATE & CARAMEL HAM STASH gonk
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Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2015 10:11 pm
alpaca lots *starts running the opposite direction* ANYTHING BUT MY CHOCOLATE & CARAMEL HAM STASH gonk *throws chainsaw at you* I'm pretty sure that's how you use those thingsIt will be mine! ALL OF IT! *chases after you on a scooter*
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Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2015 10:19 pm
*jumps to avoid chainsaw* OH SNAP, nearly cut my foot off!!!
*looks back and sees you on scooter* oooouuuh huuu huu huuuuuu no no no no no no no no NOOO! why does it have to be a scooter of all things!
*makes a sudden 360 degree turn and bolts past you hugging my ham and screaming for dear life*
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Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2015 10:37 pm
alpaca lots *jumps to avoid chainsaw* OH SNAP, nearly cut my foot off!!! *looks back and sees you on scooter* oooouuuh huuu huu huuuuuu no no no no no no no no NOOO! why does it have to be a scooter of all things! *makes a sudden 360 degree turn and bolts past you hugging my ham and screaming for dear life* *scooter falls over* x_o damn you ham... *gets back up and chases after you with a hamster* You can't escape the fat cheeks of justice! Or Batcat! *hamster wanders away to eat sunflower seeds* Dammit squishy, why must you betray me like this...If I had Batcat you would be SO doomed right now! You have no idea!
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Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2015 10:48 pm
*keeps a good distance still hugging onto the ham tightly*
oh yea, i believe you... BUT BatCat ain't here to save the day today! Bwahahaha twisted
but since the hamster TRIED his hardest *and cause its ham at the beginning of his name* i'll give him a little piece
*pops open ham and takes chocolate out*
guess i really didn't escape fat cheek justice xD
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Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2015 11:00 pm
alpaca lots *keeps a good distance still hugging onto the ham tightly* oh yea, i believe you... BUT BatCat ain't here to save the day today! Bwahahaha twisted but since the hamster TRIED his hardest *and cause its ham at the beginning of his name* i'll give him a little piece *pops open ham and takes chocolate out* guess i really didn't escape fat cheek justice xD HAHA! By using the hamster, long known friend of the ham tribe, to achieve my great purpose, I have...eh...achieved my great purpose! wait, how the hell did this work?WHO CARES, VICTORY. *sharpens an ax* Now, to do battle with the hamster to claim my prize...
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Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2015 11:08 pm
O.o oh my goodness! i mean i was gonna give you some for all the trouble you been through...... BUT this is exciting now! *pulls up a lawn chair decorated like a throne and grabs a bag of popcorn and skittles* TO THE WINNER GOES THE SPOILS!!! *meaning the WHOLE ham stick of goodies*
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