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The Semblance of Unity rolled 2 8-sided dice:
5, 6
Total: 11 (2-16)
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 Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2014 11:47 am
"You - have a lot of sex? Never would''ve guessed." Horace grinned at Dylon. "I'll aspire to be in that camp too. Teach me your ways, oh master." With that, he bowed, than suddenly leapt forward, bringing his fist around to hammer at Dylon's ribs.
HP: 39/40
DMG: 5
CHG: 2/3
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Bittiface rolled 2 8-sided dice:
7, 7
Total: 14 (2-16)
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Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2014 12:02 pm
Awww he was bowing. Wow, Dylon was the awesome grand master ********> Dylon grunted frim the jab to the ribs, leaping backward away from the sneaky attack. "Sneaky bugger." He laughed, shaking out his wrists to loosen up.
"Well firstly, to be a sexy piece of a**;" He began, circling Horace like a vulture... again. "You got to have the moves~ HYA!"
He jabbed Horace in the arm, and another quick jab in his shoulder. Several quick movements later, and Dylon jumped back from his assault.
"Oh and be like super slick with the tongue. That keeps the ladies coming back for more."
HP: 22/40
Damage: 8
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The Semblance of Unity rolled 2 8-sided dice:
3, 7
Total: 10 (2-16)
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Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2014 12:18 pm
"Well, you've got some kind of moves I guess. Damn, that hurt." He was thankful for wards and that his quick healing meant his skin didn't get ******** up by superficial scars. "Probably lose the 'hya' bit, though. Ever ever tried shaving with those?"
Horace stuck out his tongue at the other man, displaying his piercing. Right now, it was a bright orange ball. "Got the tongue thing covered. Works wonders on men, too." And he winked at Dylon, before moving in close. Instead of jabbing out with Jannisari, he kicked, aiming for the back of Dylon's knee.
HP: 31/40
DMG: 4
CHG: 3/3
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Bittiface rolled 2 8-sided dice:
4, 3
Total: 7 (2-16)
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Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2014 11:45 am
"Can't say I have. I don't trust Vahn to be delicate enough for that." Vahn actually managed a dry laugh at his own expense.
Dylon barked out a laugh at Horace's ring and comment. He prepared for another hit, but he was caught off guard. He hadn't expected to be tripped. He swiped out his arm as he went down, hoping to get a hit in.
HP: 18/40
Damage: 1
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The Semblance of Unity rolled 2 8-sided dice:
4, 1
Total: 5 (2-16)
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Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2014 2:12 pm
Dylon's swipe caught him, but only just barely, and Horace doubled over laughing at how ungainly he looked on the ground. He reached out a hand to help him up, smirking.
"I bet you keep a good little black book about all the women on this island, huh? Chance you'd let me take a peek?"
HP: 30/40
DMG: nope
CHG: 3/3
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Bittiface rolled 5 4-sided dice:
1, 1, 4, 1, 4
Total: 11 (5-20)
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Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2014 2:23 pm
Dylon laughed too, getting himself to his feet with Horace's help.
"I do~ and maybe! If you win this spar! HAH!" He winked, and his weapon began to glow blue.
And then died out.
His smile faded.
"Well that did not go as planned..."
HP: 18/40
Charge: ZIP
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The Semblance of Unity rolled 2 8-sided dice:
6, 3
Total: 9 (2-16)
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Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2014 2:25 pm
Horace tried to swallow his laugh, he really did. So, instead of a full-blown laugh, it came out as some sort of half-strangled snort.
"Don't worry, the Doctor does that s**t all the time to me - I gotta earn her charges." {incidentally, I possess a charge now, but you do not require it. your health is adequate.} Grinning, he ducked in close to Dylon and grazed his fist along the other man's side.
"You know," he said nonchalantly. "I almost went for your groin."
HP: 30/40
DMG: 3
CHG: 3/3
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Bittiface rolled 2 8-sided dice:
5, 6
Total: 11 (2-16)
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Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2014 2:34 pm
"I swear, man. This doesn't usually happen." He joked with a cheeky smile.
Dylon slid to the side, but was unable to fully avoid Horace's attack. He gave a loud nervous laugh at comments. "Well I appreciate that you changed your mind. Below the belt is.. well, below the belt."
Still, it was funny. He had to laugh.
He turned his back toward him, stepping back and elbowing Horace in the gut. He then turned to face him again, swiping his blades across his collar.
HP: 15/40
Charge: 5
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The Semblance of Unity rolled 2 8-sided dice:
4, 1
Total: 5 (2-16)
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Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2014 3:06 pm
The elbow to his gut was surprisingly sharp and the swipe to his collarbone sharper. Horace hissed in pain. "You got knives for elbows? And not too close to the face, okay? I like to pretend I look nice." He smiled cheekily. That fact that it was indeed pretending on his part didn't matter. Fake it til you make it, he told himself. He lunged forward, but missed hi timing magnificently and Dylon was able to neatly sidestepped.
HP: 25/40
DMG: nope
CHG: 3/3
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Bittiface rolled 2 8-sided dice:
7, 7
Total: 14 (2-16)
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Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2014 3:35 pm
"Oh, I'll make a point to keep that pretty little mug safe." He chuckled.
Dylon indeed sidestepped, and as Horace moved, Dylon made the motion to turn and attack his back. Two powerful jabs and one shove.
HP: 15/40
Charge: 8
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The Semblance of Unity rolled 2 8-sided dice:
3, 7
Total: 10 (2-16)
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Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2014 4:06 pm
Horace went down. He groaned once and flopped over. "Don't flirt with me too much, now," he deadpanned. "Or you'll make everyone else jealous." Horace honestly looked more than a little silly at the moment. He was half-sprawled in the dirt, thanks to a few vicious swipes of Dylon;'s blades and one mean shove.
He sighed and picked himself up. Or he started to, then Horace shot forward from a crouch, aiming for Dylon's legs. Tit for tat, dirt for dirt.
HP: 17/40
DMG: 4
CHG: 3/3
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Bittiface rolled 2 8-sided dice:
7, 7
Total: 14 (2-16)
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Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2014 2:30 pm
"If I can;t have you, no one can!" Dylon joked with a triumphant yell, only to squawk as he was taken out by the legs.
But this was okay. As he went down, he wrapped both arms around Horace, stabbing his blades across Horace's back. "LOOOVE MEEE!"
HP: 11/40
Charge: 8
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The Semblance of Unity rolled 2 8-sided dice:
7, 1
Total: 8 (2-16)
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Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2014 6:36 pm
With a hoarse shout, they both went down, Dylon's claws snaking around his back like ******** Brutus' betrayal of Caesar. Hardly romantic. Okay, maybe a bit romanticized. Regardless, they were now both on the ground, and Horace hissed, trying to get Dylon up off of him. "C'mon, Bromeo, there's more than-" Roll. "-enough of me to go around. Wait, does that make-" Roll. Horace tried to shove Dylon off of him. '-me Juliet? Bro-liet." He made a disgusted face and batted his eyes. HP: 9/40 DMG: 2 CHG: 3/3
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Bittiface rolled 2 8-sided dice:
3, 8
Total: 11 (2-16)
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Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2014 7:10 pm
Dylon couldn't quite hear Horace's Bro puns over his singing. "They see me ROLLIN'! They hatin'~"
A deadly game of sharp blade rolling.
"SEE ME RIDIN' DIRTY!"
HP: 9/40
Damage: 5
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The Semblance of Unity rolled 2 8-sided dice:
6, 7
Total: 13 (2-16)
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Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2014 7:14 pm
"Oh nooooo - why would you earworm me?" Horace finally finagled his legs around enough to get his knee up in Dylon's stomach. True to his word, he tried to avoid the other man's junk as much as possible. That didn't stop him from slugging the other across the jaw, though. Scrambling upright, he then proceeded to stick his fingers in his ears and belt out his own catchy song. Dylon could just deal.
"I KISSED A GIRL AND I LIKED IT - THE TASTE OF HER CHERRY CHAPSTICK!"
HP: 4/40
DMG: 7
CHG: 3/3
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