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chiickadee

Princess Hoarder

PostPosted: Mon Dec 01, 2014 11:29 pm


I Was Drunk and Got This Piercing

"I did that?"

"You punched him right in the kisser!"

The color drained from Chel's face as she resisted the urge to poke the metal now protruding out of her face. She was told it was a stud (she really wanted a ring, damn) and that it'd taken a hell of a lot of work to get it done.

"Holy s**t ..."

She tried to remember what had happened last night. She remembered getting drunk in a bar (thank god BSMcNA had been there to usher her out at the right time). Then she'd insisted they go in a tattoo/piercing place. She pointed to her nose a few times and slapped some money down on the table. It was a seedier part of town, so there'd been no qualms.

(Someone around the metaphorical hunter bonfire pointed out that she'd kept saying "I WANT MY NOOOOSE. THE NOSE. LIKE IT'S GOTTA HAVE SOMETHING METAL AS ******** IN IT. NNNNNOSE. NOSE." Apparently then she'd broken into a fit of giggles because the word nose was funny.)

The first parlor they ... oh that's right. She'd seen the piercing gun coming, and it looked too much like a needle. The second he was close to doing the piercing, she'd struggled and the guy wouldn't do the piercing if she wouldn't stay still. Then she'd gotten too unruly, and she'd punched the poor man in the face.

Then they had to make a run for it. That part she doesn't remember at all.

When they were nearing the camp, she'd dragged them into another place. This time her partner was fed up with her behavior, so he held her arms down while they did it.

(Chel laughed at his retelling- both that he felt the need to restrain her, and that he'd been able to restrain her.)

Chel had passed out as the gun went through her nose, not that the piercer cared. She had her money, and that was all it took. She didn't speak their language, she didn't care about the people she was stabbing through the nose.

The next part makes Chel laugh even harder, because Broad Shoulders begins retelling how the gorgeous woman piercer had insisted that he be the one to pick out the stud because Chel had been unconscious. Chel just relished the image of Broad Shoulders stuttered and blustering because a Chinese woman was forcing him to decide her fate. Not that there had been much of a choice; basic studs were boring and plain. You couldn't risk something extravagant when your nose needed time to heal. The one he'd pick was gunmetal grey, and it was the most drab thing she'd ever seen. It was literally a dot on the side of her face, blending in with the rest of her ashen face. It didn't even look like it was there unless she was faced the right way.

"It ******** itches," Chel complained. She didn't even have her ears pierced- she'd never known that it would itch. According to a few hunters around the circle, it's supposed to bleed a bit too- but that's sort of a silly concept when her cells regenerate so quickly with Tenebrae's assistance.

"Don't touch it!"

"I'm not touchin' it!"

Broad Shoulders McNice a** had at least been good enough to buy a saline wash in the store (Chel didn't really think it was because of some ungodly kindness- she suspected the piercer had pushed it on him and he was too much of a wimp to refuse. b*****d probably got it with her money too). Chel had no clue what she was doing, but she figured it couldn't be any harder than, you know, cleaning all the cuts that had completely decimated her face. One little piercing was nothing in the face of Halloween's terrors.

"None of you are tellin' that story outside this camp, y'hear me?" She scolds them all for knowing her secret, as though that's actually going to stop them.

They all laugh until the squad leader says there's been a major disturbance on the western front.
PostPosted: Mon Dec 01, 2014 11:33 pm


China

When she's sick, they're not afraid to touch her. They toss her runic bandages and clap the shoulderblades on her back. One even ruffles her hair and wishes her to "get better~."

So many hands are touching her and so many friendly gestures widen her smile.

Apparently a braceleted traitor isn't so scary when she's come down with a cold.

chiickadee

Princess Hoarder


chiickadee

Princess Hoarder

PostPosted: Mon Dec 01, 2014 11:40 pm


Teeth

The nightmares don't stop, even in China.
PostPosted: Tue Dec 02, 2014 7:22 pm


China

Every part of her was sore as she threw herself onto her flat sleeping bag. It was no different than any of the other nights, because she's sore every night. Certainly she's in shape (she's in ridiculous shape- hunter abs are no joke) but when you spend all hours of the day doing extreme zumba on a ghost's body it tends to take it's toll.

But it's been a good day so she doesn't complain.

Earlier that day Chel led the investigation on the western front while the squad leader shot straight for the center with her group- the hope is that Chel's group acts as a distraction. It's unclear whether Chel was put in charge for her actual seniority/leadership or if the squad leader just wants her at the front of the suicide mission.

But she's determined not to let anyone die, and at the rate they're going it's unlikely. Her little group is compromised of three hunters total, and Chel's perfectly happy with that size. Easy to defend, but enough to cover her a** when the daggers prove less than useful. Less fun is the fact that it's the girl that hates her (the one that hasn't said a word since the bracelet incident) and a guy she hasn't had duty with. He's quiet, like he's calculating something in his head at all times. Chel likes him well enough because he reminds her of Tenebrae.

"I ain't gonna give orders or nothin'," she tells the other two as they walk along the rickety boards of the abandoned walkway. It runs right against one of the cliffsides. Chel would be more afraid if she actually feared the consequences of falling down. She walks in the front of the group so the other two don't have to. "'Cause y'all are smart enough to figure s**t out. Just holler if you see the-"

A scream breaks her train of thought. It fills the canyon and bounces off the rock; only barely covered by the roar of the river beside them.

"Well I spoke too soon. Can y'all get a shot from here?" There is a strange calm that comes from her voice as the other two tremble around their guns.

How could she blame them? Standing in front of them is a hideously deformed ghost. Somewhere between a horseman and a demon (if Chel had to guess she would judge it as a demon- it's got big long horns and a snapping thin tail). Long black hair trails over the wooden pathway, her claws scraping into the wood and creating splinters out of the material. She's naked and Chel isn't above looking, but it's a sore disappointment as her skin is cracked, ants and sand pouring out of it. The oddest part is she's very faint, almost as though she's disappearing from this world. Chel supposed this was what the ghost of a demon looked like. It's all sand when it speak it sounds like it's taking the very water from their blood.

"Come with me," she calls to them, like a strange siren that's undergone desertification.

Chel takes a step forward, testing the boards. "Lady we ain't goin' anywhere with your pasty a**." The trainees behind her make more assured steps.

"But it's so hot out~" the demon tempts again. It's true too- it's been freezing winter cold all morning, but the temperature has spiked and Chel can feel the sweat running down her back.

Chel's eyes flick downwards, only for a moment. She puts a hand behind her back, gesturing for the two trainees to hold.

Its sickening watching the woman twist and curl over the boards like some sort of disgustingly real grudge knock off. Her hair's getting tangled in the boards, but it just falls out and turns to more dust in the wind. Chel can feel her throat going dry and she's sure the same for the trainees.

Three figures appear behind the woman. One is definitely a strange, zombified version of the hunter that had gone missing recently. The other two are an elderly couple, long since decayed into bones and meat. "Found our-" A cough. "Missin' friend."

She hears the boots behind her stop walking. That's fine- she can understand why they're afraid. They aren't used to death, they've never seen a friend morphed and twisted under Halloween's disgusting grip. Chel's the leader. She intends to be one.

"Lady, you gotta stop doin' this," Chel tells her. She tries to reason with the creature, becaues Chel's a bleeding heart. In this woman she sees Shun and Mitsu's wedding.

"I have water~. It's so hot ..."

"Y'already said that dipshit." Chel understands that the woman's too far gone. Fine, fine. She gives the hand signal for "shoot when I say." There's a strange tension between the two parties, but ultimately the girl she hates is holding up her gun and taking aim.

"We can't shoot-" the boy trainee shouts, "You'll shoot through-"

"Then I guess I can't stick around," Chel says with a cocksure grin. She looks down one more time, and then vaults forward. The force of her boots is breaking through the wood, but she doesn't fault once. The demon hisses, but it's too late. Chel's daggers are planted in the demon's back, and she's cracked straight through the wood. The demon's going down with her.

Bullets spray above her and she has a momentary thought about how proud she is of that girl trainee for taking the shot. The three figures from earlier slump against the wood planks and dissipate almost immediately.

But she doesn't have a lot of time to be proud, because now she's falling with a demon in toe. The demon's claws rake into her arms, trying to force her down. So even a ghost demon had half a brain to hijack her plan. Chel doesn't let the ghost stay on top of her for long. There's a scuffle, but ultimately when they hit the ground there's blueish blood on Chel's boots.

Even hunterdom can't save her from the pain of the impact, but the squishy body below her certainly helped. Once again she's flat on her back and forced to look up at the sky. She can see the platform from where she fell, a big old hole in it. The girl trainee's looking through the hole while the guy is leaning over the edge trying to get a peak without grossing himself out from the height.

Yes, even in her tent with a thousand bruises and twenty runic bandaids, she can't help but think it was a good day.

chiickadee

Princess Hoarder


chiickadee

Princess Hoarder

PostPosted: Tue Dec 02, 2014 7:25 pm


China

"You're insane."

"She's dead, ain't she?"

"You could have simply ducked. We could have shot her down."

"You think one of your shitty a** bullets- ow- ow!"

"Stay still."

"That ********' hurts."

"It wouldn't if you stayed still for a single second."

Silence for a second or two.

"Just seemed faster to take her down for good."

"It was stupid."

More silence.

"Least that chick won't be takin' more people."

"I don't think it was her that had taken those people. I think she was just using the corpses out of convenience."

"What? Why?"

An exasperated groan. "What hunter would willingly go with her? The elderly couple maybe, but the hunter doesn't make sense."

"Well ya got me there."

"How in the world did you get promoted to full?"

"Hell if I know."

Silence.

"s**t, that's a really tight bandage job. You ever thought about bein' moon?"

"Stop tugging at it you imbecile. But thanks."
PostPosted: Tue Dec 02, 2014 7:30 pm


China

It's been a week or two and the dead demon ghost is the most they have to show for it. Everyone's tired.

But they're also better friends now. Not due in short to Chel insisting they dunk Jerome (Chel learned Broad Shoulder's name) into the river for laughs.

The ghost soldiers that greeted them at the riverside weren't as fun.

They dunked Jerome afterwards anyways.

chiickadee

Princess Hoarder


chiickadee

Princess Hoarder

PostPosted: Tue Dec 02, 2014 7:47 pm


China

"We're bringin' in the nerd squad," Chel told Aly (pigtails).

"Lifers?" The twosome sat on a set of rocks that they'd happened upon. Even if they had magical hunter strength, they couldn't stand all day after all. A rest was needed here and there. Chel had propped her feet up on a stump and was fixing her beanie. No doubt the poor thing needed a good wash after all the trauma she'd put it through this week. Luckily she still had clean clothes though. She'd packed more than enough for the whole week in her duffel bag; some of the trainees had unfortunately treated laundry as an oversight.

"Yeah. Guess the s**t Serah," (the girl trainee that didn't like her) "Found was actually the central point. Who ********' knew right?"

"Then we're going home?" Chel felt bad for how hopeful she sounded.

"Nah. Just 'cause we found the magical portal of doom don't mean monsters ain't still pourin' out. Jordan-" (Squad leader) "Said we're gonna stay behind to protect the precious scientists. Can't have 'em breaking a nail on a beaker or somethin'"

Aly laughs and Chel's happy- really happy. She's glad to see everyone's spirits have lifted, even a little. Protecting a few people couldn't be the hardest thing in the world, and it feels a lot less tiring now that they've found what they're looking for. "Too bad though. I wanted to see whatever the ******** it was."

"Ladies," Jerome announced himself through the trees. "Ready to move?"

They both nod. Their short rest on the rocks is over, but the friendly chatter continues.
PostPosted: Sat Dec 06, 2014 11:11 pm


Jack breathed in the crisp China air and sighed out almost blissfully. It was frigid. Thank God; it was a wonderful change from the island's mild and usually humid weather. Even if the report hadn't mentioned a distortion portal to be dealt with (an anomaly he had been curious about ever since he first heard of them from Chel and her promotion mission), the excuse for a change of scenery was welcomed with one open arm; the other had been busy holding his mug as he finished his coffee.

Now he had a few barrier daggers instead to handle, as did the other Lifer who was assigned with him. It was just the pair of them, seeing as there was already a modest group at the campsite waiting, and the distortion portal wasn't more than a tear that required a few stitches in terms of danger. Granted, his partner—average height, average weight, dark skin, darker hair, darkest eyes, whitest goddamn teeth—was an actual hunter. Yet again he felt a little like he was being babysat somehow.

Jack briefly considered engaging in the prerequisite small talk as they picked their way up the rocky path, but Wren was practically exuding a not in the mood wall around herself (he knew that feeling too well after all). So after their introductions and briefing at the lighthouse, not another word was spoken between them. It was better that way: Jack had spent a lot of time in solitude these days, and it was comforting to know he didn't have to disrupt that feeling for another ten minutes of uneven terrain.

Against his better judgement, he kept sneaking glances beyond the scope of his sunglasses, and he had moments of increasing uneasiness the higher they got up the cliff. They were supposed to meet the group stationed there about halfway to their destination, but even so it was still so high. After a while, Jack had to force himself to move closer to the wall, a hand out to lightly graze the rock with his fingers.

Wren passed him a look (he couldn't quite tell what it was, but he imagined it was quiet exasperation), but she never broke their pace or their silence.

Owain tried to distract him as they walked. Unfortunately most of his comments ended up having to do with tallness and extra tallness, as the giant personally enjoyed the view that the mountain path gave them, though he did genuinely try to soothe his partner when he wasn't poking fun.

Do you still feel a little green? he asked with great relish at his own comedic genius.

Shut the ******** up.

Relieved they'd made it to camp with relatively little incident—aside from around twenty different projections of himself falling over the cliff—Jack tugged his scarf tighter around his neck and followed his partner to go find Jordan and the rest.

chiickadee

medigel

Anxious Spirit


chiickadee

Princess Hoarder

PostPosted: Sat Dec 06, 2014 11:44 pm


Arrival

For the past few days, the sun hunters had been relatively lasse faire about the entire ordeal, to the point where one might actually call them lazy. Since their camp was now situated close enough to the anomaly without actually breaching the border of it (Jordan had marked it with hastily placed runic daggers so no sun would accidentally wander into it. Only a higher power knew what would happen and Jordan wasn't taking any risks).

This left the sun hunters with two options: sit around the camp shooting the s**t, or go out hunting ghosts. Certainly the ghosts hadn't stopped pouring out of the central point (in fact, now that they were as close-as-could-be, it was often very strenuous at times) so there was no shortage of fun things to fight. However, since they had set up a relatively defensible position, it left one inclined to simply laze around the camp, doing whatever one did with their spare time. At times, the hunters with guns would even make a game out of shooting ghosts from inside the barriers.

When Jack and his partner arrived at the camp, he would find such a scenario. Serah and Aly were talking idly in two camp chairs (Aly bought a pitiful set of camping chairs on her day off- she was a sweetheart). Aly had her enormous sniper poised and ready to fire, and Serah was firing shots at a bird, to which Aly scolded her. Jerome then attempted to settle the fight.

Chel, Emil and Talia were nowhere to be found upon arrival.

"Oh, look, look it's them~!" Aly cheered when Jack and Wren entered her sight. The whole group turned to face the lifers that had shown up, some with more excited faces than others. Overall the group looked relatively worn down, and like they'd been camping in the woods for a week or two.

Because they had been.

"They only sent you two?" Jordan asked curiously. "Oh! Sorry no offense meant, ah- I just meant that two- well ..." Jordan wasn't suited for leading at all. "Er, what I mean to say is welcome!"

It was Serah who spoke up from her chair, spotting scope still centered on the bird. "Pretty shitty reinforcements."


xmedigel
PostPosted: Sun Dec 07, 2014 12:27 am


"For a pretty shitty mission with pretty shitty progress," Wren countered without missing a beat. "You have how many people working this portal again?"

"Six others, the dossier said," Jack supplied, either missing or ignoring the rhetorical nature of that question. He made a cursory glance over those gathered so far, taking inventory; not being the senior there, he decided to fall into place behind Wren's command for the moment.

"And you've been here, what, almost two weeks now?" Wren raised her brows then sighed through her nose. They looked beaten enough without a lecture, and she felt for them in spite of her originally foul mood. "Nevermind, let's just n** this in the bud. Yeah, it's just us two; we were meant to have three, but Maya got reassigned to a red eye outpost last minute and management doesn't believe this is a critical level mission. I've done this a hundred times by now," she assured them, patting a dagger at her hip. "Now, which one've you is Jordan, and where's the rest of your crew?"

chiickadee

medigel

Anxious Spirit


chiickadee

Princess Hoarder

PostPosted: Sun Dec 07, 2014 12:39 am


Arrival

The lead mist flinched at Wren's insults, not doing well with negative feedback. Then very awkwardly she said, "Er, that's me. I guess you wouldn't be able to tell since I don't have my coat on ... It fell in some mud earlier and- well nevermind." She straightened up a bit taller, though whether it was out of intimidation or admiration was unknown (probably a mix of both).

A gun shot interrupted them, as Serah pulled her trigger on the bird. The bird released itself from the branch just in time. "Ah s**t."

Aly tugged on Serah's sleeve. "Not nice!"

Then she, Jerome and Serah began their casual banter. Apparently Wren and Jack's arrival wasn't enough to make three suns care.

Jordan scooted around the table she'd been working at, to at least reach out and shake the hands of the twosome that had arrived. "Suns, right?" she said conversationally. "Um ... Nice to meet you, I suppose. The others are out keeping the perimeter safe." She emphasized the words, perhaps to salvage what little dignity she had wasted. "They'll be back soon."

An awkward beat or two and then Jordan said, "Did you want to set up your gear or maybe meet everyone or go straight in or ...?"


medigel
PostPosted: Sun Dec 07, 2014 9:00 am


Arrival

There was a very mild pause as the two considered their apparent mission leader. Wren recovered faster as they shook hands, offering a little smile as she introduced herself; Jack tacked his name on at the end, vaguely unimpressed with how Jordan presented herself but polite.

"We can go set our gear up while we wait for them," Wren said as she adjusted one of her pack straps. "Debrief us while we unpack?"

medigel

Anxious Spirit


chiickadee

Princess Hoarder

PostPosted: Sun Dec 07, 2014 6:02 pm


Arrival

Jordan returned to her little table, pleased to let her set up wherever she wanted. There was a small huddle of tents that consisted of two one person tents (Chel and, surprisingly, Jerome). Then there was one larger shared one (Serah, Aly, Talia). Jordan and Emil shared a tent, though it was insisted that nothing happened (Chel used every opportunity to make jokes about pitching tents possible). Whether or not Jack and Wren set their tent(s) up similarly was of no concern to Jordan- the barrier had been set large enough for easily an entire group of tents, let alone one or two extra.

"Well ... we started at the base of the cliffs where the portal opens up ..."

---

Jordan went on to regale the twosome about the "exciting" adventure of making their way through the forested cliffs and fighting their way to their current base. She was sure to include the drought demon ghost (it was their most impressive story), and the war general ghost (Serah's kill- great headshot). Part way through the story Serah, Aly and Jerome moved to climb some trees to get better shots in. They got into a pissing contest over who could shoot the farthest distance and the most in one shot, with Jerome as judge and Serah as the victor on both accounts.

Some time later, Chel, Emil and Talia arrived amidst a haze of fog that had begun covering the camp. They were laughing about something but in between the foliage one could hear Chel yell, "Oy Jordan, they're moving in on the west side, you want-"

It was then that Chel broke through the foliage. The threesome was quite a sight; completely covered in what appeared to be a light, sky blue paint, which would later reveal to be delightful ghost's blood. It was apparent that the threesome had come to some sort of inside joke about it, because they had used some of the blood to make warpaint for themselves.

Seeing the two new tents, Chel said, "Those lifers finally come ...? Anyways, there's a shitton of 'em down by that one waterfall. What you want us to do?"
PostPosted: Sun Dec 07, 2014 6:46 pm


Arrival

As Jordan caught them up, Jack paced before their tents, half to generate some heat in his limbs and half because it oddly helped him focus as he made notes. At the collapsible table, Wren fiddled with what looked like a mix between a motherboard and a remote control with runic writing along the edges. The two prompted Jordan at different intervals for more information or clarification. Jack was interested in particular about the drought demon and its implications as to the creation of the legend (or perhaps history as it was now). He was in his tent studying his traveller's book to find the lore about the Battle of Zhuolu, journal off to the side, when the trio returned; and he would have happily continued to read if he hadn't heard that voice.

After a moment of surprise, Jack peeked out from the tent flaps, sunglasses on his head, and called back, "Drive them off, obviously!" like they were talking about obnoxious pigeons swarming the area.

"Great timing," Wren said cheerfully as she snapped something into place on the device and stood up. "This ought to help. I think. I modified it a bit, but it should work. Where's west again?"

medigel

Anxious Spirit


chiickadee

Princess Hoarder

PostPosted: Sun Dec 07, 2014 7:02 pm


Arrival

"Er, yes- getting rid of them is probably a good thing. How big was the group?"

It took Chel a few moments to realize Jordan was talking to her, because she was a bit preoccupied with Jack existing at all. Then she seemed to click together all at once, but still looking at Jack. "They're- sorry they're like covering one bank, but too stupid to cross the water."

"Alright- who wants to go fight then?" Jordan called in a very "nose-goes" fashion, before more quietly pointing with her finger where "west" was for Wren.

"I'm still good. Wanna get this s**t off me anyways." Of all the people. Of all the people. "Where's Aly? She'd probably be good 'cause there's a bunch of trees."

"No I just got up here!" Chel's eyes followed the sound of the voice all the way up to a tree where she and Serah had put themselves.

"Ten bucks says I can kill more on the ground than the two of you in the air."

There was a momentary silence, and then two smaller female bodies descended from the trees, clamboring to Chel's side. "Loser has to sit on the ground tonight!" Aly chirped happily. Although Aly had bought camp chairs on her day off, there were not enough camp chairs for everyone to sit. So inevitably, chairs became the prize of their many pissing contests.

"Well I'm sitting down, damn," Talia announced, moving to one of the unoccupied chairs and stretching out her legs. "I like my warpaint."

Emil silently slid into the group, as he often did, and Chel responded just as silently with a hand on his head that he seemed to appreciate given his doll-like smile. That made four of them.

Chel silently looked between Jack and Wren. "Hey uh ... sexy science babe," Wren's new name, "You need him? We can always use more hands fightin' these things and I know he got a big a** sword." Casual look to Jack. Yes Chel was attempting to call dibs.
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