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Twitter DM / Melvin Wood / Golems / January 16 2015
Twitter DM / Harley Kiddo / Butts / January 20 2015
Harley Kiddo @harleynemone
BUTTS that is all
Horace @nokoni_island
but WHOSE butts?
Harley Kiddo @harleynemone
~*~Who knows~*~ maybe yours!
Horace @nokoni_island
My butt is a rare beast that few people see. Unless you frequent the men's showers.
No peeping, Hattie!
Harley Kiddo @harleynemone
Okay I did that ONCE and it was an accident! Geez
Horace @nokoni_island
Suuuure. It was an 'accident'. Did you get caught?
Harley Kiddo @harleynemone
It was! I wasn't paying attention and then DICKS EVERYWHERE
Horace @nokoni_island
Yay! Dicks everywhere! Did you take pics?
Harley Kiddo @harleynemone
What no! I hightailed it out of there! I'm a good girl
Horace @nokoni_island
Harley I highly doubt that. Good girls don't wander around in their panties.
Harley Kiddo @harleynemone
You offend my honor, sir!
I don't wander in my panties! Panties are for behind closed doors, thank you!
Horace @nokoni_island
Panties for inside, swimsuits for outside!
PS have you hit on someone on the island yet? I suggest using the phrase 'pulsating manmeat'.
Harley Kiddo @harleynemone
Um excuse you I wear swimsuits swimming! Short shorts and tank tops are for outside!
I don't think that'll work on anyone in this century, Smutbot
Horace @nokoni_island
There's no where to swim that's not infested with kraken or Mikael.
Harley Kiddo @harleynemone
Who is Mikael? Also someone is taking me to a pool today :'P
Horace @nokoni_island
And excuse you - who has a boyfriend? This guy. I know what I'm about. Tell me your pick-up lines.
Harley Kiddo @harleynemone
I don't need pick up lines, boy-o
Horace @nokoni_island
Mikael is my boyfriend's kid. Short hunter, bad temper, dumb as a ********' rock.
I'm jealous of your pool-dom. No getting frisky in chlorinated water, ok~
Harley Kiddo @harleynemone
Wait your boyfriend has a kid? A hunter kid? How old is your beau?
You're not my Dad, you can't tell me what to do!
Horace @nokoni_island
Yes he does, yes Mikael is a hunter (life), and 30-something. He's the one who was there when I first popped out of the pod.
Lemme tell you a thing: older guys are awesome. Or maybe it's just him. Let's just say he's excellent in bed like hoooly s**t.
Harley Kiddo @harleynemone
What Mikael must be like 15 whaaaaat I just
Wait how old are YOU?
Horace @nokoni_island
Uh.
Mikael and I
are the same age.
17 >__>
Harley Kiddo @harleynemone
....
.....
.......
WHAT
WhaaaaaaaaaaaaTTT
Isn't that creepy! Dating someone with a kid your age YOU DOBT CALL HIM DADDY DO YOU
Horace @nokoni_island
ITS NOT CREEPY
AND NO, I DON'T.
SHOVE OFF, I LOVE HIM.
Harley Kiddo @harleynemone
Oh well that's okay then
Horace @nokoni_island
I'm sorry... it's just... a lot of people give me s**t for dating him. :c
Harley Kiddo @harleynemone
I have no idea who he is and the age difference is kinda weirding me out BUT if you love him and are happy then that's cool
BUT AUGH GROSS I KISSED A YOUNGER MAN
Horace @nokoni_island
Thanks, Harley.
HEY WAIT
Harley Kiddo @harleynemone
GROOOOSSSSSSSS
Horace @nokoni_island
I'M NOT A BAD KISSER! How old are you anyway? I won't be 18 until next October.
Harley Kiddo @harleynemone
I didn't say you were bad I said you were younger and groooosssssss
Horace @nokoni_island
Plus, younger men have the most stamina I'm sure.
Harley Kiddo @harleynemone
I'll be 20 next October! What day?
Or they're quicker because inexperience mwahaha
Horace @nokoni_island
I'll have you know I last quite long. NOT THAT THAT MATTERS
October 29, btw.
Harley Kiddo @harleynemone
SUUUUUURE you do!
Whoa seriously? ME TOO
We should have a joint birthday party! With cake and clowns because you're a baaaaaby
Horace @nokoni_island
Wait what. Are you my TWIN
NO, WITH STRIPPERS AND BOOZE BECAUSE I'M AN ADULT.
Harley Kiddo @harleynemone
Brother from another mother except a sister!! And probably not sharing parents at all but whatever details
YOU ARE NOT you are a little babbu!
Horace @nokoni_island
Man, I dunno. I don't know anything about my parents haha
I am not the littlest! I'm sure there's people younger than me here!
Harley Kiddo @harleynemone
That's sad! I'd let you be my brother but I already have six of those PLUS I made out with you once and that's kind of a nono
Horace @nokoni_island
Yeah I stared at your boobs, so brother/sister thing nahhhh. Plus you'd be the most annoying sister I bet.
Harley Kiddo @harleynemone
Hey I am the BEST sister! I'm laying claim to our birthday, I had it first.
Horace @nokoni_island
What, you're incapable of sharing? You harlot!
Harley Kiddo @harleynemone
Oi you're just as bad as me!
Horace @nokoni_island
I am not. I am as pure as the driven snow!
Harley Kiddo @harleynemone
...Oh gross you're dirtier than any of us!
Horace @nokoni_island
What NO. If anyone's the dirtiest, it's Dylon! He's been inside more things than a thermometer!
Harley Kiddo @harleynemone
Says the boyking who is dating a man old enough to be his father who was gushing about his sexual prowess earlier 8D
JK MAN we're all pretty driven
except me
Horace @nokoni_island
Ohhhh? Tell me of sexcapades, oh impure maiden.
omfg boyking? D; RUDE.
Harley Kiddo @harleynemone
I said /except/ me!
And hey I called you a king! kind of
Horace @nokoni_island
Tell me anyway. You've got some, or nah?
Harley Kiddo @harleynemone
Nahhhhh
Horace @nokoni_island
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
But you don't kiss half bad iajs
I can tell you all my sexy stories, Hattie. All... very few of them. <_<
Harley Kiddo @harleynemone
I like kissing! o w o ! All the kisses.
I also like story time! Start talkin! I will live vicariously through you
Horace @nokoni_island
Hattie I will round you up some kissing buddies ok. Because just Dylon won't do.
Harley Kiddo @harleynemone
SCORE but also uh I haven't kissed him yet either. Just you on the island! Lucky b*****d
Horace @nokoni_island
I went to grab a shower and now that I am squeaky clean, I feel bad sullying your innocent mind with my stories. /dramatic sigh
Harley Kiddo @harleynemone
Innocent, my a**!
Horace @nokoni_island
Hey, you're the one who said you were pure!
Harley Kiddo @harleynemone
We were talking about bodies!
Horace @nokoni_island
Ohhh pure body, dirty mind. If you so choose, you will make a man very. very happy one day.
Harley Kiddo @harleynemone
But until then, I will live vicariously through you and Casanova
Horace @nokoni_island
Casanova has far more stories than I. Pretty sure he's trying to sleep his way through half of the island. ;D
BUTTS that is all
Horace @nokoni_island
but WHOSE butts?
Harley Kiddo @harleynemone
~*~Who knows~*~ maybe yours!
Horace @nokoni_island
My butt is a rare beast that few people see. Unless you frequent the men's showers.
No peeping, Hattie!
Harley Kiddo @harleynemone
Okay I did that ONCE and it was an accident! Geez
Horace @nokoni_island
Suuuure. It was an 'accident'. Did you get caught?
Harley Kiddo @harleynemone
It was! I wasn't paying attention and then DICKS EVERYWHERE
Horace @nokoni_island
Yay! Dicks everywhere! Did you take pics?
Harley Kiddo @harleynemone
What no! I hightailed it out of there! I'm a good girl
Horace @nokoni_island
Harley I highly doubt that. Good girls don't wander around in their panties.
Harley Kiddo @harleynemone
You offend my honor, sir!
I don't wander in my panties! Panties are for behind closed doors, thank you!
Horace @nokoni_island
Panties for inside, swimsuits for outside!
PS have you hit on someone on the island yet? I suggest using the phrase 'pulsating manmeat'.
Harley Kiddo @harleynemone
Um excuse you I wear swimsuits swimming! Short shorts and tank tops are for outside!
I don't think that'll work on anyone in this century, Smutbot
Horace @nokoni_island
There's no where to swim that's not infested with kraken or Mikael.
Harley Kiddo @harleynemone
Who is Mikael? Also someone is taking me to a pool today :'P
Horace @nokoni_island
And excuse you - who has a boyfriend? This guy. I know what I'm about. Tell me your pick-up lines.
Harley Kiddo @harleynemone
I don't need pick up lines, boy-o
Horace @nokoni_island
Mikael is my boyfriend's kid. Short hunter, bad temper, dumb as a ********' rock.
I'm jealous of your pool-dom. No getting frisky in chlorinated water, ok~
Harley Kiddo @harleynemone
Wait your boyfriend has a kid? A hunter kid? How old is your beau?
You're not my Dad, you can't tell me what to do!
Horace @nokoni_island
Yes he does, yes Mikael is a hunter (life), and 30-something. He's the one who was there when I first popped out of the pod.
Lemme tell you a thing: older guys are awesome. Or maybe it's just him. Let's just say he's excellent in bed like hoooly s**t.
Harley Kiddo @harleynemone
What Mikael must be like 15 whaaaaat I just
Wait how old are YOU?
Horace @nokoni_island
Uh.
Mikael and I
are the same age.
17 >__>
Harley Kiddo @harleynemone
....
.....
.......
WHAT
WhaaaaaaaaaaaaTTT
Isn't that creepy! Dating someone with a kid your age YOU DOBT CALL HIM DADDY DO YOU
Horace @nokoni_island
ITS NOT CREEPY
AND NO, I DON'T.
SHOVE OFF, I LOVE HIM.
Harley Kiddo @harleynemone
Oh well that's okay then
Horace @nokoni_island
I'm sorry... it's just... a lot of people give me s**t for dating him. :c
Harley Kiddo @harleynemone
I have no idea who he is and the age difference is kinda weirding me out BUT if you love him and are happy then that's cool
BUT AUGH GROSS I KISSED A YOUNGER MAN
Horace @nokoni_island
Thanks, Harley.
HEY WAIT
Harley Kiddo @harleynemone
GROOOOSSSSSSSS
Horace @nokoni_island
I'M NOT A BAD KISSER! How old are you anyway? I won't be 18 until next October.
Harley Kiddo @harleynemone
I didn't say you were bad I said you were younger and groooosssssss
Horace @nokoni_island
Plus, younger men have the most stamina I'm sure.
Harley Kiddo @harleynemone
I'll be 20 next October! What day?
Or they're quicker because inexperience mwahaha
Horace @nokoni_island
I'll have you know I last quite long. NOT THAT THAT MATTERS
October 29, btw.
Harley Kiddo @harleynemone
SUUUUUURE you do!
Whoa seriously? ME TOO
We should have a joint birthday party! With cake and clowns because you're a baaaaaby
Horace @nokoni_island
Wait what. Are you my TWIN
NO, WITH STRIPPERS AND BOOZE BECAUSE I'M AN ADULT.
Harley Kiddo @harleynemone
Brother from another mother except a sister!! And probably not sharing parents at all but whatever details
YOU ARE NOT you are a little babbu!
Horace @nokoni_island
Man, I dunno. I don't know anything about my parents haha
I am not the littlest! I'm sure there's people younger than me here!
Harley Kiddo @harleynemone
That's sad! I'd let you be my brother but I already have six of those PLUS I made out with you once and that's kind of a nono
Horace @nokoni_island
Yeah I stared at your boobs, so brother/sister thing nahhhh. Plus you'd be the most annoying sister I bet.
Harley Kiddo @harleynemone
Hey I am the BEST sister! I'm laying claim to our birthday, I had it first.
Horace @nokoni_island
What, you're incapable of sharing? You harlot!
Harley Kiddo @harleynemone
Oi you're just as bad as me!
Horace @nokoni_island
I am not. I am as pure as the driven snow!
Harley Kiddo @harleynemone
...Oh gross you're dirtier than any of us!
Horace @nokoni_island
What NO. If anyone's the dirtiest, it's Dylon! He's been inside more things than a thermometer!
Harley Kiddo @harleynemone
Says the boyking who is dating a man old enough to be his father who was gushing about his sexual prowess earlier 8D
JK MAN we're all pretty driven
except me
Horace @nokoni_island
Ohhhh? Tell me of sexcapades, oh impure maiden.
omfg boyking? D; RUDE.
Harley Kiddo @harleynemone
I said /except/ me!
And hey I called you a king! kind of
Horace @nokoni_island
Tell me anyway. You've got some, or nah?
Harley Kiddo @harleynemone
Nahhhhh
Horace @nokoni_island
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
But you don't kiss half bad iajs
I can tell you all my sexy stories, Hattie. All... very few of them. <_<
Harley Kiddo @harleynemone
I like kissing! o w o ! All the kisses.
I also like story time! Start talkin! I will live vicariously through you
Horace @nokoni_island
Hattie I will round you up some kissing buddies ok. Because just Dylon won't do.
Harley Kiddo @harleynemone
SCORE but also uh I haven't kissed him yet either. Just you on the island! Lucky b*****d
Horace @nokoni_island
I went to grab a shower and now that I am squeaky clean, I feel bad sullying your innocent mind with my stories. /dramatic sigh
Harley Kiddo @harleynemone
Innocent, my a**!
Horace @nokoni_island
Hey, you're the one who said you were pure!
Harley Kiddo @harleynemone
We were talking about bodies!
Horace @nokoni_island
Ohhh pure body, dirty mind. If you so choose, you will make a man very. very happy one day.
Harley Kiddo @harleynemone
But until then, I will live vicariously through you and Casanova
Horace @nokoni_island
Casanova has far more stories than I. Pretty sure he's trying to sleep his way through half of the island. ;D
Twitter DM / Harley Kiddo / Leave! / January 23 2015
Horace @nokoni_island
HARLEY
Can you do me a favor?
I'll love you forever.
OH NEVER MIND. Dr. Morris got it.
no love for you
Harley Kiddo @harleynemone
Okay! Hey wait I thought you already loved me! And - damn okay smilies/icon_sad.gif
Horace @nokoni_island
Oh fine. Maybe I do. Maaaybe. >:C
Oh Hattiecat~ I'm gonna go pet cats at the SPACA or I dunno, maybe hit up an aquarium on one of my leave days. Do you wanna tag along?
Harley Kiddo @harleynemone
Awww you love me!! I love you too! I'll noogie you next time I see you because that is how siblings do the thing!
AQUARIUMDNSHSUENSB YES LET ME COME ALONG PLEEEEASEEEEEEE
Horace @nokoni_island
you noogie me and I'm no longer bringing you along!
Harley Kiddo @harleynemone
Fiiiiiiine
You're no fun though and you're a bad brother but okaaaaay
Horace @nokoni_island
I'm the best brother!
Harley Kiddo @harleynemone
Only because you're bringing me to an aquarium
Horace @nokoni_island
Your love is won so easily, fair mermaid.
Harley Kiddo @harleynemone
Shutit!
HARLEY
Can you do me a favor?
I'll love you forever.
OH NEVER MIND. Dr. Morris got it.
no love for you
Harley Kiddo @harleynemone
Okay! Hey wait I thought you already loved me! And - damn okay smilies/icon_sad.gif
Horace @nokoni_island
Oh fine. Maybe I do. Maaaybe. >:C
Oh Hattiecat~ I'm gonna go pet cats at the SPACA or I dunno, maybe hit up an aquarium on one of my leave days. Do you wanna tag along?
Harley Kiddo @harleynemone
Awww you love me!! I love you too! I'll noogie you next time I see you because that is how siblings do the thing!
AQUARIUMDNSHSUENSB YES LET ME COME ALONG PLEEEEASEEEEEEE
Horace @nokoni_island
you noogie me and I'm no longer bringing you along!
Harley Kiddo @harleynemone
Fiiiiiiine
You're no fun though and you're a bad brother but okaaaaay
Horace @nokoni_island
I'm the best brother!
Harley Kiddo @harleynemone
Only because you're bringing me to an aquarium
Horace @nokoni_island
Your love is won so easily, fair mermaid.
Harley Kiddo @harleynemone
Shutit!
Twitter DM / Melvin Wood / Messy Exes / January 25 2015
Twitter DM / Melvin Wood / Bodywash Me / February 3 2015
Twitter DM / Oliver Keeley / Dinosaur Facts / February 4 2015
Twitter DM / Lawrence Weiman / The Best Thing / February 5 2015
Twitter DM / Peyton Creedy / Like A Bro / February 5 2015
Twitter DM / Oliver Keeley / A Dream / February 6 2015
Twitter DM / Dr. Morris / Apologies and Difficulties / February 6 2015
Horace @nokoni_island
I apologize if I distressed you the other day.
Dr. Mimsy Morris @mimserable
It is all right. I presume that was not your intention in the moment. Correct?
Horace @nokoni_island
It wasn't. I was being emotional because Jan was flirting with someone else. Sorry.
Dr. Mimsy Morris @mimserable
I understand. The thought alone is quite distressing. I would not be in a state of mental clarity if I witnessed such an action either.
Horace @nokoni_island
I don't think you have to worry though - Robert is fixated on you alone. :) It's very sweet.
Dr. Mimsy Morris @mimserable
He is. (: I love him very much, but his love for me is immeasurable.
I would not anticipate intentional flirtation with someone who is not me. In the beginning, however, we encountered accidental incidents.
A discussion of what was and was not allowed was deeply beneficial to us.
Horace @nokoni_island
Jan and I have different interpretations of what flirting is.
It is not easy to love someone, Dr. Morris, is it? :/
Dr. Mimsy Morris @mimserable
No, Horace. It is not. Even when it is easy it is difficult. Love is oddly paradoxical. I could never have anticipated as much.
It seemed so effortless and intuitive before Robert gave me his love.
But this difficulty does not mean that it is not worth it. An absence of love is a far greater trial.
Horace @nokoni_island
I had thought I loved before too, but it was different. Like the befores were paler, more washed out feelings.
I am going to keep trying. Trying to learn to love right and be worthy of love.
Dr. Mimsy Morris @mimserable
Ah, I should clarify - I never experienced love prior to meeting Robert. I was neither the recipient nor the provider.
I encourage you to continue your diligence nonetheless.
I am very familiar with both facets of such a pursuit, and reiterate the difficulty I experienced, but would never have chosen differently.
Horace @nokoni_island
Thank you, Dr. Morris. It's a bit forward, but may I have your advice later on if I happen to run into other issues regarding love?
Dr. Mimsy Morris @mimserable
Of course. It is not a forward request in the slightest. The only subject that I have studied more than love is physics and its disciplines.
I will gladly share my notes on any relevant occasions in addition. Some were left behind, and some were lost to fire, but some remain.
Horace @nokoni_island
I really appreciate your help, Dr. Morris! :) It's a shame you lost some to a fire, though.
Dr. Mimsy Morris @mimserable
Yes, it was most certainly a shame. We were fortunate not to experience any irreversible loss.
I apologize if I distressed you the other day.
Dr. Mimsy Morris @mimserable
It is all right. I presume that was not your intention in the moment. Correct?
Horace @nokoni_island
It wasn't. I was being emotional because Jan was flirting with someone else. Sorry.
Dr. Mimsy Morris @mimserable
I understand. The thought alone is quite distressing. I would not be in a state of mental clarity if I witnessed such an action either.
Horace @nokoni_island
I don't think you have to worry though - Robert is fixated on you alone. :) It's very sweet.
Dr. Mimsy Morris @mimserable
He is. (: I love him very much, but his love for me is immeasurable.
I would not anticipate intentional flirtation with someone who is not me. In the beginning, however, we encountered accidental incidents.
A discussion of what was and was not allowed was deeply beneficial to us.
Horace @nokoni_island
Jan and I have different interpretations of what flirting is.
It is not easy to love someone, Dr. Morris, is it? :/
Dr. Mimsy Morris @mimserable
No, Horace. It is not. Even when it is easy it is difficult. Love is oddly paradoxical. I could never have anticipated as much.
It seemed so effortless and intuitive before Robert gave me his love.
But this difficulty does not mean that it is not worth it. An absence of love is a far greater trial.
Horace @nokoni_island
I had thought I loved before too, but it was different. Like the befores were paler, more washed out feelings.
I am going to keep trying. Trying to learn to love right and be worthy of love.
Dr. Mimsy Morris @mimserable
Ah, I should clarify - I never experienced love prior to meeting Robert. I was neither the recipient nor the provider.
I encourage you to continue your diligence nonetheless.
I am very familiar with both facets of such a pursuit, and reiterate the difficulty I experienced, but would never have chosen differently.
Horace @nokoni_island
Thank you, Dr. Morris. It's a bit forward, but may I have your advice later on if I happen to run into other issues regarding love?
Dr. Mimsy Morris @mimserable
Of course. It is not a forward request in the slightest. The only subject that I have studied more than love is physics and its disciplines.
I will gladly share my notes on any relevant occasions in addition. Some were left behind, and some were lost to fire, but some remain.
Horace @nokoni_island
I really appreciate your help, Dr. Morris! :) It's a shame you lost some to a fire, though.
Dr. Mimsy Morris @mimserable
Yes, it was most certainly a shame. We were fortunate not to experience any irreversible loss.
Twitter DM / Lawrence Weiman / Flirting / February 8 2015
Twitter DM / Peyton Creedy / Pissy Bitching / February 8 2015
Twitter DM / Dawson Grace / How Do You Women? / February 8 2015
Horace Nokoni (@nokoni_island)
yeahhhhh get it Dawson. Moonmoon
Dawson Grace (@theshaggydawg)
Disknsolsakhd
just bein polite hush u
she's way outta my league
Horace Nokoni (@nokoni_island)
She's 100% flirting with you, Dawson ;D
Dawson Grace (@theshaggydawg)
naw when girls get int packs it's just for fun
or they're always laughin when they leave idk girls are weird
Horace Nokoni (@nokoni_island)
A little fun never hurt - they could give you a nice time. Peyton needs some cheering up, anyway.
Unless uyou're not into casual stuff - then I understand
Dawson Grace (@theshaggydawg)
Not into wat
man I ned all the friends I can get
what's up with Peyton tho?
Horace Nokoni (@nokoni_island)
Not into casual sex, Dawson haha
Dawson Grace (@theshaggydawg)
Sjsjddoslslkck how the hell this about sex
Horace Nokoni (@nokoni_island)
Peyton's guy broke up with her - that's why she's been so down lately -it's been rough apparently.
Dawson Grace (@theshaggydawg)
oh yikes DDD: guess this a bad week for some people
Horace Nokoni (@nokoni_island)
Yeah & right before valentines day sad
Ok for Mikael - do NOT harm his castle and DO NOT TRY TO TEACH HIM TO SWIM.
Otherwise you should be ok.
Should
Dawson Grace (@theshaggydawg)
man that guys a d**k D: sorry to hear
Uhhhhh well I like buildin not tearin down so should be okay?
hes real upset about that one time ain't he lol
Horace Nokoni (@nokoni_island)
'real upset' He would've killed me if Edith hadn't come along and saved my a**.
You may think I'm joking but I'm not. He popped my shield & kept going - outside of wards
Dawson Grace (@theshaggydawg)
Wtf
Wtffffff
what the hell wrong with people here jesus h crhis
Horace Nokoni (@nokoni_island)
I don't ******** know. I avoid Mik... he's also Jan's son so that's awkward neutral
Dawson Grace (@theshaggydawg)
wait
wat
hold on
how old Is this guy
Horace Nokoni (@nokoni_island)
Uhhh. He's like.... 32 >.> don't judge me
Dawson Grace (@theshaggydawg)
I
Wat
Horace Nokoni (@nokoni_island)
Uh.... Mikael and I.... might the same age... are the same age.....
Dawson Grace (@theshaggydawg)
and that dont sound creepy to you
Horace Nokoni (@nokoni_island)
Not... really? I mean it's not like there are a lot of 30-years-olds running around the island that he could date.
Would it somehow be magically better if I'd waited until I was 18 to date him?
Dawson Grace (@theshaggydawg)
ok we r gonna put a cork in that for later BC I need help
Maebe just dm'd me with a time n place
Horace Nokoni (@nokoni_island)
haha ok
Dawson Grace (@theshaggydawg)
she told me wear sumthin sexy
wat do
Horace Nokoni (@nokoni_island)
ohhhh oh ok. What kind of clothes you got? What kind of -clean- clothes you got?
Dawson Grace (@theshaggydawg)
Uh
i don't have suits if that's wat ur askin
I got huntin stuff
what if I match a cap
I think I got a shirt with no stains maybe
Horace Nokoni (@nokoni_island)
No, no suits needed. gdi I may need to come over & inspect your closet. How soon are you meeting with her?
Dawson Grace (@theshaggydawg)
Tomorrow soon DDD:
Horace Nokoni (@nokoni_island)
No stains on anything, ok. No holey clothes. Shower, ofc. Just breathe, Dawson, you'll be fine smile
Dawson Grace (@theshaggydawg)
oh god maybe its a joke tho
girls say that rite like its a date
but not rly a date
they jsut set a date
s**t whatd I do Horace oh god
Horace Nokoni (@nokoni_island)
Dawson it's okay. Just be you. They think you're adorable ok.
Dawson Grace (@theshaggydawg)
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Horace Nokoni (@nokoni_island)
Treat it like hanging out with a guy, just make sure stuff is clean. Girls like clean
Dawson Grace (@theshaggydawg)
didnt she say she liked dirty in one post
Horace Nokoni (@nokoni_island)
dirty deeds, not clothes
Dawson Grace (@theshaggydawg)
NOT HELPING
Horace Nokoni (@nokoni_island)
like ******** in the laundry room hoping nobody comes in. that kinda stuff
Dawson Grace (@theshaggydawg)
HORSCNE ONG
nO
Horace Nokoni (@nokoni_island)
Seriously Dawson, just breathe deeply. Its alright you can do this. clean clothes, clean you, clean room & you're golden.
i didn't say to do it right when you meet!
But if you do, warm me so I don't walk in on it
Dawson Grace (@theshaggydawg)
omg man no I dont
what even
y would u screw in the laundry its for clean clothes not my hairy a**
get caught in the fukin lint catchers whatd happen
Horace Nokoni (@nokoni_island)
Because it's the thrill of knowing you could get caught any second~
Dawson Grace (@theshaggydawg)
all right into the damn machine if I dont break it
how bout thrill of not bein a fukin embarassment
Horace Nokoni (@nokoni_island)
omg you don't ******** on a washing machine with the top open.
Dawson Grace (@theshaggydawg)
WELL WHAT IF IT OPENS
Wat I'm sayin NOT ******** Nokoni (@nokoni_island)
It won't open! They lock tight, ok. Plus if its going, alright, there's some extra vibration then too
Dawson Grace (@theshaggydawg)
HORACE NO
Omg I will turn my phoen off stg u r not helping
Horace Nokoni (@nokoni_island)
ok I'm sorry.
Dawson Grace (@theshaggydawg)
no ur not u pencil d**k troll >((((
Horace Nokoni (@nokoni_island)
but like whatever, I know you gonna make her wetter than a slip & slide
Anywayyyy
did you pick out your clothes yet?
Dawson Grace (@theshaggydawg)
UGGFJSJDKNSKD thats it
SOMEONE ain't coming wiht me 2 mardi grad
Horace Nokoni (@nokoni_island)
I AM HELPING NOW.
Dawson Grace (@theshaggydawg)
no man I'm 2 busy bitxhin at u
All I gots ******** dorky shorts
Shirts
Horace Nokoni (@nokoni_island)
noooo I wanna go to mardi gras sad
Ok so which shirts look the cleanest and smell the cleanest. NO STAINS
Dawson Grace (@theshaggydawg)
uh
i got one with earth vader u can't see the sweat stains
Horace Nokoni (@nokoni_island)
Dawson, do I gotta loan you a shirt?
Dawson Grace (@theshaggydawg)
cuz it's all black
Horace u rly think u got a shirt that fits
Lol
Horace Nokoni (@nokoni_island)
/////uh. Probably not.
does the darth shirt smell?
Dawson Grace (@theshaggydawg)
it smells like me
um I got a real old shirt for sleep w a tie
......wait nvm
got bleach on it
looks like spunk stains s**t
Horace Nokoni (@nokoni_island)
It's gotta smell not like you - you smell like you,. Shirt should smell like laundry soap.
Dawson Grace (@theshaggydawg)
But I like my smell
Man u sayin I smell bad? D:
Horace Nokoni (@nokoni_island)
course not. but having the shirt smell like laundry soap is like a good contrast
Dawson Grace (@theshaggydawg)
yea I guess that smells nice too specially if is fresh
okay uh I got like four shitrs but none fancy
f** maybe I should just dress like shaggy
no one expects s**t from him
Horace Nokoni (@nokoni_island)
Just cuz your nickname is shaggy no
Doesn't have to be fancy. you're a down-to-earth type.
Dawson Grace (@theshaggydawg)
well yeah I guess idk
idk idk this is a stupid tour thing shouldn't b pretendin its more
Horace Nokoni (@nokoni_island)
DAWSON
you're gonna go have fun & talk to a pretty girl & she's gonna talk to you.
Dawson Grace (@theshaggydawg)
u mean in gonna make whale noises
n she's gonna close the door on me
Horace Nokoni (@nokoni_island)
think of it this way: who asked you to come? she did. who wants you there? she does.
just be how you are when you're hanging out with me or with.... america or something.
Dawson Grace (@theshaggydawg)
look its different when ur with someone who got a bf n someone who dont k
n idk if u noticed but I dont do hot around pretty girls whor'e way out my leagu
already screwed it up with a friend this week I rly dont wanna try think in how ill screw up with a total stranger
so Im gonna stick a sandwich n my motuh n just nod n s**t the whole time
Horace Nokoni (@nokoni_island)
pretend she's got a bf if it makes you calmer. You can do this! you're an awesome nice guy & you deserve some fun ok
details on this friend thing later, ok? after you get squared away with Maebe
Dawson Grace (@theshaggydawg)
no no it defintley wont help
yea sure we'll talk after u xplain to me how this weird a** relationship works with jam and a friggen pycho son
is deus the ******** twilight zone stg
ok ok srry im just real nervous
Horace Nokoni (@nokoni_island)
neutral it's not like Jan had much to do with raising Mik. Him and his wife got divorced early on.
it's ok man. you'll be fine smile
Dawson Grace (@theshaggydawg)
cork Horace cork i don't even not rite now my head is dizzyz
are jeans good
some got torn a bit
Horace Nokoni (@nokoni_island)
Jeans are fine! where's the tear?
Tears in the a** or inside of thighs or groin are not ok. You got knee tears thats fine - looks you look rugged.
Dawson Grace (@theshaggydawg)
got a few nesr knees yea
uhhhhh what do I do if I cant find the other boot
got sneakers but that's not fancy rite
Horace Nokoni (@nokoni_island)
Try to find your boots. If not, you know sneakers are just fine smile
Dawson Grace (@theshaggydawg)
Horace
Horsceeeee
what if theres
a snake in my boot
jk rly nervous bad joke
Horace Nokoni (@nokoni_island)
Now now don't go all Woody around Maebe.
Maybe she could use a little woody though....
Dawson Grace (@theshaggydawg)
SJDJKSNWJDKF
DAMN IT ok I laughde u win
Horace Nokoni (@nokoni_island)
hahaha it was the perfect set-up. I couldn't resist!
Dawson Grace (@theshaggydawg)
it kinda was lollllll
maybe a few beers will help
or sleep
s**t howm I gonna sleep
Horace Nokoni (@nokoni_island)
Yeah, sleep. Drink a beer to make you a lil bit drowsy and nod off.
Dawson Grace (@theshaggydawg)
yeah ill do that
try not to think about Maebe or the goddamn Asian mafia
sure
Ok
No prob
Horace Nokoni (@nokoni_island)
Ok Jack's... not asian mafia. He's just a d**k. trust me.
Dawson Grace (@theshaggydawg)
is there a difference
Horace Nokoni (@nokoni_island)
Yes. He won't kill you. Just try to intimidate for fun. I secretly like to think of him as a very thin stuffed giraffe.
Dawson Grace (@theshaggydawg)
"he won't kill you"
wow horace maybe thats what they want u to think
u don't mess wit Asians ok they're fukin smart
Horace Nokoni (@nokoni_island)
No, man, he uses Oliver to be his coffee boy. Anybody that close to Oliver won't kill anyone.
One of my other best bros is asian. I'm not saying he's dumb, but he probably only thinks with his d**k, so....
Dawson Grace (@theshaggydawg)
idk play it sage mean don't mess with bad crap
Horace Nokoni (@nokoni_island)
I'll take on giraffe any day.
Dawson Grace (@theshaggydawg)
nah forget it's not worth it just gonna go drink beer n take deep Bertha
Breaths
Gdi
Horace Nokoni (@nokoni_island)
Don't drink too many.
Dawson Grace (@theshaggydawg)
yea Ill try
dont start a fire while Im out ok
Horace Nokoni (@nokoni_island)
yea ill try
: D
Dawson Grace (@theshaggydawg)
im srs bro last thing I needs u needn emergency help cuz u got shanked by teh Asians
that is not sumthin I wanna think bout while with a girl ok
Horace Nokoni (@nokoni_island)
I promise you I'll be fine. Probably spend the day in bed.
With company. Now stop worrying and sleep. smile
Dawson Grace (@theshaggydawg)
ok ok yea goodnight bro sleep tight
Horace Nokoni (@nokoni_island)
You too
yeahhhhh get it Dawson. Moonmoon
Dawson Grace (@theshaggydawg)
Disknsolsakhd
just bein polite hush u
she's way outta my league
Horace Nokoni (@nokoni_island)
She's 100% flirting with you, Dawson ;D
Dawson Grace (@theshaggydawg)
naw when girls get int packs it's just for fun
or they're always laughin when they leave idk girls are weird
Horace Nokoni (@nokoni_island)
A little fun never hurt - they could give you a nice time. Peyton needs some cheering up, anyway.
Unless uyou're not into casual stuff - then I understand
Dawson Grace (@theshaggydawg)
Not into wat
man I ned all the friends I can get
what's up with Peyton tho?
Horace Nokoni (@nokoni_island)
Not into casual sex, Dawson haha
Dawson Grace (@theshaggydawg)
Sjsjddoslslkck how the hell this about sex
Horace Nokoni (@nokoni_island)
Peyton's guy broke up with her - that's why she's been so down lately -it's been rough apparently.
Dawson Grace (@theshaggydawg)
oh yikes DDD: guess this a bad week for some people
Horace Nokoni (@nokoni_island)
Yeah & right before valentines day sad
Ok for Mikael - do NOT harm his castle and DO NOT TRY TO TEACH HIM TO SWIM.
Otherwise you should be ok.
Should
Dawson Grace (@theshaggydawg)
man that guys a d**k D: sorry to hear
Uhhhhh well I like buildin not tearin down so should be okay?
hes real upset about that one time ain't he lol
Horace Nokoni (@nokoni_island)
'real upset' He would've killed me if Edith hadn't come along and saved my a**.
You may think I'm joking but I'm not. He popped my shield & kept going - outside of wards
Dawson Grace (@theshaggydawg)
Wtf
Wtffffff
what the hell wrong with people here jesus h crhis
Horace Nokoni (@nokoni_island)
I don't ******** know. I avoid Mik... he's also Jan's son so that's awkward neutral
Dawson Grace (@theshaggydawg)
wait
wat
hold on
how old Is this guy
Horace Nokoni (@nokoni_island)
Uhhh. He's like.... 32 >.> don't judge me
Dawson Grace (@theshaggydawg)
I
Wat
Horace Nokoni (@nokoni_island)
Uh.... Mikael and I.... might the same age... are the same age.....
Dawson Grace (@theshaggydawg)
and that dont sound creepy to you
Horace Nokoni (@nokoni_island)
Not... really? I mean it's not like there are a lot of 30-years-olds running around the island that he could date.
Would it somehow be magically better if I'd waited until I was 18 to date him?
Dawson Grace (@theshaggydawg)
ok we r gonna put a cork in that for later BC I need help
Maebe just dm'd me with a time n place
Horace Nokoni (@nokoni_island)
haha ok
Dawson Grace (@theshaggydawg)
she told me wear sumthin sexy
wat do
Horace Nokoni (@nokoni_island)
ohhhh oh ok. What kind of clothes you got? What kind of -clean- clothes you got?
Dawson Grace (@theshaggydawg)
Uh
i don't have suits if that's wat ur askin
I got huntin stuff
what if I match a cap
I think I got a shirt with no stains maybe
Horace Nokoni (@nokoni_island)
No, no suits needed. gdi I may need to come over & inspect your closet. How soon are you meeting with her?
Dawson Grace (@theshaggydawg)
Tomorrow soon DDD:
Horace Nokoni (@nokoni_island)
No stains on anything, ok. No holey clothes. Shower, ofc. Just breathe, Dawson, you'll be fine smile
Dawson Grace (@theshaggydawg)
oh god maybe its a joke tho
girls say that rite like its a date
but not rly a date
they jsut set a date
s**t whatd I do Horace oh god
Horace Nokoni (@nokoni_island)
Dawson it's okay. Just be you. They think you're adorable ok.
Dawson Grace (@theshaggydawg)
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Horace Nokoni (@nokoni_island)
Treat it like hanging out with a guy, just make sure stuff is clean. Girls like clean
Dawson Grace (@theshaggydawg)
didnt she say she liked dirty in one post
Horace Nokoni (@nokoni_island)
dirty deeds, not clothes
Dawson Grace (@theshaggydawg)
NOT HELPING
Horace Nokoni (@nokoni_island)
like ******** in the laundry room hoping nobody comes in. that kinda stuff
Dawson Grace (@theshaggydawg)
HORSCNE ONG
nO
Horace Nokoni (@nokoni_island)
Seriously Dawson, just breathe deeply. Its alright you can do this. clean clothes, clean you, clean room & you're golden.
i didn't say to do it right when you meet!
But if you do, warm me so I don't walk in on it
Dawson Grace (@theshaggydawg)
omg man no I dont
what even
y would u screw in the laundry its for clean clothes not my hairy a**
get caught in the fukin lint catchers whatd happen
Horace Nokoni (@nokoni_island)
Because it's the thrill of knowing you could get caught any second~
Dawson Grace (@theshaggydawg)
all right into the damn machine if I dont break it
how bout thrill of not bein a fukin embarassment
Horace Nokoni (@nokoni_island)
omg you don't ******** on a washing machine with the top open.
Dawson Grace (@theshaggydawg)
WELL WHAT IF IT OPENS
Wat I'm sayin NOT ******** Nokoni (@nokoni_island)
It won't open! They lock tight, ok. Plus if its going, alright, there's some extra vibration then too
Dawson Grace (@theshaggydawg)
HORACE NO
Omg I will turn my phoen off stg u r not helping
Horace Nokoni (@nokoni_island)
ok I'm sorry.
Dawson Grace (@theshaggydawg)
no ur not u pencil d**k troll >((((
Horace Nokoni (@nokoni_island)
but like whatever, I know you gonna make her wetter than a slip & slide
Anywayyyy
did you pick out your clothes yet?
Dawson Grace (@theshaggydawg)
UGGFJSJDKNSKD thats it
SOMEONE ain't coming wiht me 2 mardi grad
Horace Nokoni (@nokoni_island)
I AM HELPING NOW.
Dawson Grace (@theshaggydawg)
no man I'm 2 busy bitxhin at u
All I gots ******** dorky shorts
Shirts
Horace Nokoni (@nokoni_island)
noooo I wanna go to mardi gras sad
Ok so which shirts look the cleanest and smell the cleanest. NO STAINS
Dawson Grace (@theshaggydawg)
uh
i got one with earth vader u can't see the sweat stains
Horace Nokoni (@nokoni_island)
Dawson, do I gotta loan you a shirt?
Dawson Grace (@theshaggydawg)
cuz it's all black
Horace u rly think u got a shirt that fits
Lol
Horace Nokoni (@nokoni_island)
/////uh. Probably not.
does the darth shirt smell?
Dawson Grace (@theshaggydawg)
it smells like me
um I got a real old shirt for sleep w a tie
......wait nvm
got bleach on it
looks like spunk stains s**t
Horace Nokoni (@nokoni_island)
It's gotta smell not like you - you smell like you,. Shirt should smell like laundry soap.
Dawson Grace (@theshaggydawg)
But I like my smell
Man u sayin I smell bad? D:
Horace Nokoni (@nokoni_island)
course not. but having the shirt smell like laundry soap is like a good contrast
Dawson Grace (@theshaggydawg)
yea I guess that smells nice too specially if is fresh
okay uh I got like four shitrs but none fancy
f** maybe I should just dress like shaggy
no one expects s**t from him
Horace Nokoni (@nokoni_island)
Just cuz your nickname is shaggy no
Doesn't have to be fancy. you're a down-to-earth type.
Dawson Grace (@theshaggydawg)
well yeah I guess idk
idk idk this is a stupid tour thing shouldn't b pretendin its more
Horace Nokoni (@nokoni_island)
DAWSON
you're gonna go have fun & talk to a pretty girl & she's gonna talk to you.
Dawson Grace (@theshaggydawg)
u mean in gonna make whale noises
n she's gonna close the door on me
Horace Nokoni (@nokoni_island)
think of it this way: who asked you to come? she did. who wants you there? she does.
just be how you are when you're hanging out with me or with.... america or something.
Dawson Grace (@theshaggydawg)
look its different when ur with someone who got a bf n someone who dont k
n idk if u noticed but I dont do hot around pretty girls whor'e way out my leagu
already screwed it up with a friend this week I rly dont wanna try think in how ill screw up with a total stranger
so Im gonna stick a sandwich n my motuh n just nod n s**t the whole time
Horace Nokoni (@nokoni_island)
pretend she's got a bf if it makes you calmer. You can do this! you're an awesome nice guy & you deserve some fun ok
details on this friend thing later, ok? after you get squared away with Maebe
Dawson Grace (@theshaggydawg)
no no it defintley wont help
yea sure we'll talk after u xplain to me how this weird a** relationship works with jam and a friggen pycho son
is deus the ******** twilight zone stg
ok ok srry im just real nervous
Horace Nokoni (@nokoni_island)
neutral it's not like Jan had much to do with raising Mik. Him and his wife got divorced early on.
it's ok man. you'll be fine smile
Dawson Grace (@theshaggydawg)
cork Horace cork i don't even not rite now my head is dizzyz
are jeans good
some got torn a bit
Horace Nokoni (@nokoni_island)
Jeans are fine! where's the tear?
Tears in the a** or inside of thighs or groin are not ok. You got knee tears thats fine - looks you look rugged.
Dawson Grace (@theshaggydawg)
got a few nesr knees yea
uhhhhh what do I do if I cant find the other boot
got sneakers but that's not fancy rite
Horace Nokoni (@nokoni_island)
Try to find your boots. If not, you know sneakers are just fine smile
Dawson Grace (@theshaggydawg)
Horace
Horsceeeee
what if theres
a snake in my boot
jk rly nervous bad joke
Horace Nokoni (@nokoni_island)
Now now don't go all Woody around Maebe.
Maybe she could use a little woody though....
Dawson Grace (@theshaggydawg)
SJDJKSNWJDKF
DAMN IT ok I laughde u win
Horace Nokoni (@nokoni_island)
hahaha it was the perfect set-up. I couldn't resist!
Dawson Grace (@theshaggydawg)
it kinda was lollllll
maybe a few beers will help
or sleep
s**t howm I gonna sleep
Horace Nokoni (@nokoni_island)
Yeah, sleep. Drink a beer to make you a lil bit drowsy and nod off.
Dawson Grace (@theshaggydawg)
yeah ill do that
try not to think about Maebe or the goddamn Asian mafia
sure
Ok
No prob
Horace Nokoni (@nokoni_island)
Ok Jack's... not asian mafia. He's just a d**k. trust me.
Dawson Grace (@theshaggydawg)
is there a difference
Horace Nokoni (@nokoni_island)
Yes. He won't kill you. Just try to intimidate for fun. I secretly like to think of him as a very thin stuffed giraffe.
Dawson Grace (@theshaggydawg)
"he won't kill you"
wow horace maybe thats what they want u to think
u don't mess wit Asians ok they're fukin smart
Horace Nokoni (@nokoni_island)
No, man, he uses Oliver to be his coffee boy. Anybody that close to Oliver won't kill anyone.
One of my other best bros is asian. I'm not saying he's dumb, but he probably only thinks with his d**k, so....
Dawson Grace (@theshaggydawg)
idk play it sage mean don't mess with bad crap
Horace Nokoni (@nokoni_island)
I'll take on giraffe any day.
Dawson Grace (@theshaggydawg)
nah forget it's not worth it just gonna go drink beer n take deep Bertha
Breaths
Gdi
Horace Nokoni (@nokoni_island)
Don't drink too many.
Dawson Grace (@theshaggydawg)
yea Ill try
dont start a fire while Im out ok
Horace Nokoni (@nokoni_island)
yea ill try
: D
Dawson Grace (@theshaggydawg)
im srs bro last thing I needs u needn emergency help cuz u got shanked by teh Asians
that is not sumthin I wanna think bout while with a girl ok
Horace Nokoni (@nokoni_island)
I promise you I'll be fine. Probably spend the day in bed.
With company. Now stop worrying and sleep. smile
Dawson Grace (@theshaggydawg)
ok ok yea goodnight bro sleep tight
Horace Nokoni (@nokoni_island)
You too
Twitter DM / America Jones / Incrimination / February 9 2015
Twitter DM / America Jones / Quotes / February 11 2015 -this is Lawr on Horace's phone-
Twitter DM / Peyton Creedy / Suspicions / February 11 2015 -this is Lawr on Horace's phone-
Twitter DM / Dawson Grace / Plans Falls Through / February 15 2015
Dawson Grace (@theshaggydawg)
borrow ur phone?
who u been with n what u been doin Horace
i made awesome d**k jokes undisnt fav them >: |
also hows ur sched now bro u less busy yet
theres some stuff left for mardi gras i think
Horace Nokoni (@nokoni_island)
That... from earlier. Wasn't me, Dawson. Jan was dicking around with my phone.
I just got my phone back.
I... prob can't come to Mardi Gras. I'm sorry.
Dawson Grace (@theshaggydawg)
ur bfs got a funny way of dickin around like what he stole ya away or somethin n made a lame xcuse
yall can do ur thing idc bro biggrin if thats what ur sorry about
Horace Nokoni (@nokoni_island)
I don't wanna talk about it.
Dawson Grace (@theshaggydawg)
but man not even for like a xouple hours?
Horace Nokoni (@nokoni_island)
I don't think I'll be able I'm not
I'm
I'll be stuck in the infirmary for a bit and I just
don't feel up to goin places.
Sorry.
Dawson Grace (@theshaggydawg)
oh
Im sorry bro DDD: thats always s**t
we can go next year or sumthin
you ok? not hurt bad or anything?
Horace Nokoni (@nokoni_island)
I'm sorry im a shitty friend im sorry.
Dawson Grace (@theshaggydawg)
? horace buddy its ok im sorry i was pushy about this
dont feel bad
ill get u some king cake n stuff when u feel up to eatn hows that sound
we make our own mardi gras party : D
(i hope d**k jokes help i will have more when i come over ok)
Horace Nokoni (@nokoni_island)
Oh at America & Chantelle talking about Jan. nbd
Dawson Grace (@theshaggydawg)
oh srry D: more exes?
Horace Nokoni (@nokoni_island)
Yea, looks like it.
Dawson Grace (@theshaggydawg)
srry bro D:
[2 people emote] itll b k here is n almost hug i think
Horace Nokoni (@nokoni_island)
[pizza emote] ty
Dawson Grace (@theshaggydawg)
: D
borrow ur phone?
who u been with n what u been doin Horace
i made awesome d**k jokes undisnt fav them >: |
also hows ur sched now bro u less busy yet
theres some stuff left for mardi gras i think
Horace Nokoni (@nokoni_island)
That... from earlier. Wasn't me, Dawson. Jan was dicking around with my phone.
I just got my phone back.
I... prob can't come to Mardi Gras. I'm sorry.
Dawson Grace (@theshaggydawg)
ur bfs got a funny way of dickin around like what he stole ya away or somethin n made a lame xcuse
yall can do ur thing idc bro biggrin if thats what ur sorry about
Horace Nokoni (@nokoni_island)
I don't wanna talk about it.
Dawson Grace (@theshaggydawg)
but man not even for like a xouple hours?
Horace Nokoni (@nokoni_island)
I don't think I'll be able I'm not
I'm
I'll be stuck in the infirmary for a bit and I just
don't feel up to goin places.
Sorry.
Dawson Grace (@theshaggydawg)
oh
Im sorry bro DDD: thats always s**t
we can go next year or sumthin
you ok? not hurt bad or anything?
Horace Nokoni (@nokoni_island)
I'm sorry im a shitty friend im sorry.
Dawson Grace (@theshaggydawg)
? horace buddy its ok im sorry i was pushy about this
dont feel bad
ill get u some king cake n stuff when u feel up to eatn hows that sound
we make our own mardi gras party : D
(i hope d**k jokes help i will have more when i come over ok)
Horace Nokoni (@nokoni_island)
Oh at America & Chantelle talking about Jan. nbd
Dawson Grace (@theshaggydawg)
oh srry D: more exes?
Horace Nokoni (@nokoni_island)
Yea, looks like it.
Dawson Grace (@theshaggydawg)
srry bro D:
[2 people emote] itll b k here is n almost hug i think
Horace Nokoni (@nokoni_island)
[pizza emote] ty
Dawson Grace (@theshaggydawg)
: D
Twitter DM / Dr. Morris / Loving Monsters / February 15 2015
Horace @nokoni_island
Do you love a monster?
Dr. Mimsy Morris @mimserable
No, Horace. I do not.
But Robert does.
Horace @nokoni_island
You do not seem like a monster, Dr. Morris.
If you are a monster, and all monsters were like you, perhaps it would be easier.
Dr. Mimsy Morris @mimserable
Of course. Monsters who appear to be monsters cannot survive among humans. They scarcely last very long out of hiding.
What would be easier?
Horace @nokoni_island
Then it would be easier to love a monster.
Have you asked Robert how appealing it is to love you?
Dr. Mimsy Morris @mimserable
You misunderstand. It is not easy to love me. I require Robert specifically. No one was capable of loving me prior to him.
Those who attempted were quite rapidly repelled. They made the reason very clear: they could not love a monster with no capacity for love.
Robert insists that I am not a monster, and that I should not believe those who claim otherwise, regardless of importance or expertise.
Horace @nokoni_island
No capacity for love? But it is quite clear that you -do- have that capacity.
Do you only wear the mask of love?
Dr. Mimsy Morris @mimserable
I believe that I now have the capacity. I previously attempted to mimic observations of the appearance of love. It does not feel the same.
I am capable of love because Robert loves me, no matter the difficulty or challenge I present to him. He never loves me less. Only more.
Horace @nokoni_island
Sometimes I do not think love is enough.
You are very lucky, Dr. Morris.
How-
How long did it take for his love to reach you?
Dr. Mimsy Morris @mimserable
It may not be in itself, but with the correct conditions, parameters, variables, operators, etc., it supplied the formula for the solution.
I suppose that depends entirely upon what you would perceive as the point of origin.
He has loved me since we first met, and I observed him as a candidate in turn.
After a period of fifteen months and sixteen days I accepted his love, and began pursuing the ability to love in return.
Forty days following this transition marked my first admission of actually feeling love.
Horace @nokoni_island
Robert is persistent.
I fear this may result in my eventual death, but I suppose to give up now would be weakness.
The timeframe perhaps puts things into perspective.
Dr. Mimsy Morris @mimserable
Yes. He loves me. I persisted in turn, because I need him. Now we both love each other.
You do not have to perish. Robert was prepared to die for me to be capable of comprehending love, but it was not necessary.
I did not require his heart quite as I hypothesized I might.
Horace @nokoni_island
As you hypothesized?
Dr. Mimsy Morris @mimserable
It is a theory created by a monster who was alone and exceedingly desperate, Horace. It may be best left unconsidered.
Horace @nokoni_island
Please, Dr. Morris.
I am... I am trying to understand the things that have happened to me. To understand why I am not enough.
Your context is helping me, so
please
Dr. Mimsy Morris @mimserable
Perhaps it is a matter of perception. Robert's patience and vigilance has been of paramount importance in times of misunderstandings.
For instance: I was quite certain that I must remove and examine his heart so I might replicate the indicators of love inside it.
Robert was quite certain that this was not the singular option.
He was correct, of course, but neither of us perceived the other as correct until it was proven and verified as such.
Horace @nokoni_island
How did you discover you did not need his heart in that manner?
Dr. Mimsy Morris @mimserable
I loved him without it.
I have since acquired evidence that seems to indicate the physical presence of something within one's heart, but cannot verify what it is.
I do not require it now regardless, so my research is less active.
May I inquire what happened to you, as you referenced a moment ago?
Horace @nokoni_island
I think it would be interesting to read your previous research, though perhaps not beneficial to me.
I asked for too much from Jan and received too much in return.
I don't know his eventual aim because he was stopped, but he took the ring finger from my left hand and left me with a whole not in my chest
That is why I asked if it was hard to love a monster. Especially if the monster cannot love back.
* a whole note, a semibreve. Excuse my typing errors. I had typically done this more often two-handed.
Dr. Mimsy Morris @mimserable
You are welcome to. I have since assigned exclusive rights to the data and research to Robert as a gift, however. He may grant permission.
I am afraid that I cannot grasp the concept of asking 'too much' of a partner.
In regards to what you have described, I note a resonance with my own attempts at sentiment. I did not recognize it as harmful.
I have learned that the actions that I associate with affection are not always conventional.
Robert and I have faced similar misinterpretations in the past.
In this sense I would claim that it is very difficult to love a monster. It is dangerous and can be uncomfortably unfamiliar.
But Robert seems to find loving me unquestionably worth all of this.
Horace @nokoni_island
Jan told me specifically that I asked too much of him. That I aspired too far. These things were what I got for doing so, what I deserved.
I wonder if it might be easier to find that piece inside my heart and cut it out as per your research.
But it's not about what's easy after all.
Sorry, I'm babbling.
Dr. Mimsy Morris @mimserable
Is a statistically minimal possibility for him to be capable of love more valuable than your life?
I did not always intend for my relationship to be permanent. I once relied upon Robert's willingness for sacrifice.
Horace @nokoni_island
Do you recall the exact turning point?
Dr. Mimsy Morris @mimserable
I do not. It diminished over time. I suspect that the critical point and the point at which I took note of it were separate occasions.
Approximately seven months after we began our relationship, perhaps? I cannot say with certainty.
I was quite frightened upon making this discovery. How silly of me.
Do you love a monster?
Dr. Mimsy Morris @mimserable
No, Horace. I do not.
But Robert does.
Horace @nokoni_island
You do not seem like a monster, Dr. Morris.
If you are a monster, and all monsters were like you, perhaps it would be easier.
Dr. Mimsy Morris @mimserable
Of course. Monsters who appear to be monsters cannot survive among humans. They scarcely last very long out of hiding.
What would be easier?
Horace @nokoni_island
Then it would be easier to love a monster.
Have you asked Robert how appealing it is to love you?
Dr. Mimsy Morris @mimserable
You misunderstand. It is not easy to love me. I require Robert specifically. No one was capable of loving me prior to him.
Those who attempted were quite rapidly repelled. They made the reason very clear: they could not love a monster with no capacity for love.
Robert insists that I am not a monster, and that I should not believe those who claim otherwise, regardless of importance or expertise.
Horace @nokoni_island
No capacity for love? But it is quite clear that you -do- have that capacity.
Do you only wear the mask of love?
Dr. Mimsy Morris @mimserable
I believe that I now have the capacity. I previously attempted to mimic observations of the appearance of love. It does not feel the same.
I am capable of love because Robert loves me, no matter the difficulty or challenge I present to him. He never loves me less. Only more.
Horace @nokoni_island
Sometimes I do not think love is enough.
You are very lucky, Dr. Morris.
How-
How long did it take for his love to reach you?
Dr. Mimsy Morris @mimserable
It may not be in itself, but with the correct conditions, parameters, variables, operators, etc., it supplied the formula for the solution.
I suppose that depends entirely upon what you would perceive as the point of origin.
He has loved me since we first met, and I observed him as a candidate in turn.
After a period of fifteen months and sixteen days I accepted his love, and began pursuing the ability to love in return.
Forty days following this transition marked my first admission of actually feeling love.
Horace @nokoni_island
Robert is persistent.
I fear this may result in my eventual death, but I suppose to give up now would be weakness.
The timeframe perhaps puts things into perspective.
Dr. Mimsy Morris @mimserable
Yes. He loves me. I persisted in turn, because I need him. Now we both love each other.
You do not have to perish. Robert was prepared to die for me to be capable of comprehending love, but it was not necessary.
I did not require his heart quite as I hypothesized I might.
Horace @nokoni_island
As you hypothesized?
Dr. Mimsy Morris @mimserable
It is a theory created by a monster who was alone and exceedingly desperate, Horace. It may be best left unconsidered.
Horace @nokoni_island
Please, Dr. Morris.
I am... I am trying to understand the things that have happened to me. To understand why I am not enough.
Your context is helping me, so
please
Dr. Mimsy Morris @mimserable
Perhaps it is a matter of perception. Robert's patience and vigilance has been of paramount importance in times of misunderstandings.
For instance: I was quite certain that I must remove and examine his heart so I might replicate the indicators of love inside it.
Robert was quite certain that this was not the singular option.
He was correct, of course, but neither of us perceived the other as correct until it was proven and verified as such.
Horace @nokoni_island
How did you discover you did not need his heart in that manner?
Dr. Mimsy Morris @mimserable
I loved him without it.
I have since acquired evidence that seems to indicate the physical presence of something within one's heart, but cannot verify what it is.
I do not require it now regardless, so my research is less active.
May I inquire what happened to you, as you referenced a moment ago?
Horace @nokoni_island
I think it would be interesting to read your previous research, though perhaps not beneficial to me.
I asked for too much from Jan and received too much in return.
I don't know his eventual aim because he was stopped, but he took the ring finger from my left hand and left me with a whole not in my chest
That is why I asked if it was hard to love a monster. Especially if the monster cannot love back.
* a whole note, a semibreve. Excuse my typing errors. I had typically done this more often two-handed.
Dr. Mimsy Morris @mimserable
You are welcome to. I have since assigned exclusive rights to the data and research to Robert as a gift, however. He may grant permission.
I am afraid that I cannot grasp the concept of asking 'too much' of a partner.
In regards to what you have described, I note a resonance with my own attempts at sentiment. I did not recognize it as harmful.
I have learned that the actions that I associate with affection are not always conventional.
Robert and I have faced similar misinterpretations in the past.
In this sense I would claim that it is very difficult to love a monster. It is dangerous and can be uncomfortably unfamiliar.
But Robert seems to find loving me unquestionably worth all of this.
Horace @nokoni_island
Jan told me specifically that I asked too much of him. That I aspired too far. These things were what I got for doing so, what I deserved.
I wonder if it might be easier to find that piece inside my heart and cut it out as per your research.
But it's not about what's easy after all.
Sorry, I'm babbling.
Dr. Mimsy Morris @mimserable
Is a statistically minimal possibility for him to be capable of love more valuable than your life?
I did not always intend for my relationship to be permanent. I once relied upon Robert's willingness for sacrifice.
Horace @nokoni_island
Do you recall the exact turning point?
Dr. Mimsy Morris @mimserable
I do not. It diminished over time. I suspect that the critical point and the point at which I took note of it were separate occasions.
Approximately seven months after we began our relationship, perhaps? I cannot say with certainty.
I was quite frightened upon making this discovery. How silly of me.
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Horace Nokoni (@nokoni_island)
Yo Dawson, do I gotta go beat up Jack once I'm out of the infirmary?
>[ wtf is his problem
Dawson Grace (@theshaggydawg)
its ok man dont engage
pls
i liked Chel fr a whiek n then she decided to date him or somthin
before that she ofdered sex n i said only for gfs n I guess that was teh wrong answer
Horace Nokoni (@nokoni_island)
Oh s**t I'm sorry Dawson.
Still he doesn't have a right to accuse you of flirting from saying hi
Dawson Grace (@theshaggydawg)
sokay bro ishiukdnt have talked to him
got caught up in the moment
yea well hes not wrong i guess idk
just ifnore him
Horace Nokoni (@nokoni_island)
Makes me wanna beat his smug, condescending a** anyway. He's never been anything but a d**k.
You don't deserve someone being mean to you
Dawson Grace (@theshaggydawg)
hitting him aint gknna stop it
u worry about recovering buddy
bc if i hear u left the infirmary early justto go punch a d**k im not gonna be happy
Horace Nokoni (@nokoni_island)
nah I'll wait til I'm healed. then go punch
should I punch him -in- the d**k
Dawson Grace (@theshaggydawg)
horace : ( its not gonna change his mind bro dont
will bring double king cake if u stay good
Horace Nokoni (@nokoni_island)
omg dawson I can't be bought by cake
maybe I can
BUT no one has the right to treat you like s**t. I'll let it slide this time but if he does it again, I'll knock his lights out ok
Dawson Grace (@theshaggydawg)
i mean its true man thats y i aint fighting
Dawson Grace
but ud fight for me that's romantic haha biggrin
Yo Dawson, do I gotta go beat up Jack once I'm out of the infirmary?
>[ wtf is his problem
Dawson Grace (@theshaggydawg)
its ok man dont engage
pls
i liked Chel fr a whiek n then she decided to date him or somthin
before that she ofdered sex n i said only for gfs n I guess that was teh wrong answer
Horace Nokoni (@nokoni_island)
Oh s**t I'm sorry Dawson.
Still he doesn't have a right to accuse you of flirting from saying hi
Dawson Grace (@theshaggydawg)
sokay bro ishiukdnt have talked to him
got caught up in the moment
yea well hes not wrong i guess idk
just ifnore him
Horace Nokoni (@nokoni_island)
Makes me wanna beat his smug, condescending a** anyway. He's never been anything but a d**k.
You don't deserve someone being mean to you
Dawson Grace (@theshaggydawg)
hitting him aint gknna stop it
u worry about recovering buddy
bc if i hear u left the infirmary early justto go punch a d**k im not gonna be happy
Horace Nokoni (@nokoni_island)
nah I'll wait til I'm healed. then go punch
should I punch him -in- the d**k
Dawson Grace (@theshaggydawg)
horace : ( its not gonna change his mind bro dont
will bring double king cake if u stay good
Horace Nokoni (@nokoni_island)
omg dawson I can't be bought by cake
maybe I can
BUT no one has the right to treat you like s**t. I'll let it slide this time but if he does it again, I'll knock his lights out ok
Dawson Grace (@theshaggydawg)
i mean its true man thats y i aint fighting
Dawson Grace
but ud fight for me that's romantic haha biggrin
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