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kuropeco rolled 2 8-sided dice: 7, 1 Total: 8 (2-16)

kuropeco

Dramatic Marshmallow

PostPosted: Wed Dec 10, 2014 10:10 pm


"Charming," said Chance cheerfully. "Very in with the holiday spirit. 'Merry Christmas, have a dangerous, life-threatening mission that could potentially have you returning home in pieces, but if you survive, there's free eggnog in the cafeteria for you.' "

He laughed and shook his head, still amazed that he'd actually managed a shot that had made its target.

"Please," Chance replied with a snort, but he wheezed a little as Claude's bullet grazed his torso, making him stumble a little where he stood. "I was never on the nice list. I practically live on the naughty list, I'm sure there's a whole section just for me."


HP: 37
DMG: 2


lucyal
JINGLE BELLS
THEY BOTH SMELL
AND THEY MISSED THEIR SHOTS

OH WHAT FUN
IT IS TO SHOOT
AND MISS ALL OF UR SHOTS
Lucyal rolled 2 8-sided dice: 5, 1 Total: 6 (2-16)
PostPosted: Sun Dec 14, 2014 6:50 am


"Sounds rather accurate." Claude replied, more than enjoying the cheerful sarcasm he threw in there. Was it December already there? She reflected on that for a moment, that back home in Vegas the malls were decked out to the max with all the decorations. The busy city was in an even more mob rush as people proved their love and affection through material means...and here she was on a tropical island firing medieval weapons and missing.

Hrm. Chance's returning shot snapped her out of it, and at that moment she couldn't recall if she had fired off a shot back or not. "You don't say." Her lips curled up a bit. "You, Chance? Naughty..." She let that hang in the air for a moment. "I don't think I can see it." She informed him in a confident tone to tease. After another moment, she asked: "What did you ask Santa for this year? Aside he'd just bring you coal, anyways."

HP: 30 / 40
DMG: 0


kuroopu
fklefklwe omg Kuro /DYING look at what you started

Chance and Claude the trainees
Were incompetent they say
All of his arrows went no
And her bullets never show
And they might get podded one day

Lucyal

kuropeco rolled 2 8-sided dice: 5, 7 Total: 12 (2-16)

kuropeco

Dramatic Marshmallow

PostPosted: Tue Dec 16, 2014 10:08 pm


Chance had never really been one for holidays; he couldn't even remember the last time he'd gotten a Christmas gift from someone other than himself, and even that didn't really count. It was more of a reward to himself for surviving another year, if anything.

He was laughing now, raking his fingers through his mess of curly hair. "No, I'm sure you can't," he said, in a deadpan sort of voice. "I am clearly the most innocent human being there ever was. I help old people across the street and never steal, ever."

There was a pause, in which he attempted to shoot her again, and wound up just flashing Claude a grin instead. "An interesting life," he said. "What about you?"

There was a sharp twang; he'd accidentally let go of the bowstring.


HP: 37
DMG: 6


lucyal
bless u al

bless u

also wtf chance
Lucyal rolled 2 8-sided dice: 1, 6 Total: 7 (2-16)
PostPosted: Wed Dec 17, 2014 2:43 pm


Claude clucked her tongue, and shook her head. "I knew it. You're as pure as the driven snow. If I put you and snow next to each other, the snow would be dirty." She shifted her pistol from one hand to the other, and rolled her shoulder. At his answer to her question though, Claude paused, but for a few reasons. One, because of his answer, which she found coincided with her own desire right now, and second, because Chance fired off another pelting shot that stung. She staggered on her feet again, and then shook it off, switching her pistol back to her other hand and raised it to shoot, but instead stared at him thoughtfully.

She wondered, and it was a juvenile thought, oh so very juvenile...but she wondered if this was what was called making a friend. Her world had revolved around Lex for so long, she hadn't gone out of her way to make friends, but now that she was starting to go down her own path...hrm.

Hm.

"I'd like that, too." She finally answered, and fired off a weak shot at the other trainee, before she let out a soft snort. "But I'm also feeling greedy this holiday season, and have another thing on the list."

HP: 24 / 40
DMG: 1


kuroopu
Omg LMAO Chance, calm yourself boy fkjwjefklw

Lucyal

kuropeco rolled 2 8-sided dice: 6, 4 Total: 10 (2-16)

kuropeco

Dramatic Marshmallow

PostPosted: Wed Dec 17, 2014 9:13 pm


He was snorting with laughter, even as he accidentally shot her (again). Truth be told, Chance was relatively innocent when it came to things, mostly because he just didn't care enough about anything to be all that interesting one way or another. He liked what he liked, did what he could, and kept to himself when possible, but he did appreciate good people and good things.

And Chance had already decided that Claude was good people, so there was that, at least.

"What sort of other thing?" he asked her, tilting his head and giving her a smile. He loaded up another arrow, strung it carefully into place, and took aim once more. "World peace? Better traffic laws? Less competition in the pirating world?"


HP: 36
DMG: 4


lucyal
Lucyal rolled 2 8-sided dice: 7, 8 Total: 15 (2-16)
PostPosted: Thu Dec 18, 2014 7:27 am


Claude was back to snorting herself, shaking her head a bit as she did so. "Oh, you're good." She reached up to throw her hair back over her shoulder. "I can't ask for less competition though...that'd make everything incredibly dull and boring." She smirked at that, and then her expression went dead pan as she, seriously, answered his question. "A really good lay."

Then she shot him, dead on, and even seemed a bit surprised at how good that attack was.

HP: 20 / 40
DMG: 9 whut


kuroopu
Woah woah woah

Lucyal

kuropeco rolled 2 8-sided dice: 4, 5 Total: 9 (2-16)

kuropeco

Dramatic Marshmallow

PostPosted: Thu Dec 18, 2014 9:21 am


His laughter was slightly skewed by the bullet slamming into his chest, causing him to stagger backwards several steps, slipping on the grass and falling onto the ground. The arrow he'd been in the process of loading fired off abruptly, whistling off course. Chance put a hand on his torso, dragging in a wheezing breath of air, and shook his dark hair out of his eyes.

"Doesn't everybody," he said with a deadpan sort of look, but there was amusement in his voice as he got to his feet again. "Why, haven't found anyone to accomplish that while you've been here?"


HP: 27
DMG: 3


lucyal
CLAUDE RLY WANTS THAT CHRISTMAS PRESENT
Lucyal rolled 2 8-sided dice: 7, 4 Total: 11 (2-16)
PostPosted: Thu Dec 18, 2014 11:54 am


Despite being knocked to the ground, Chance's arrow still found its target, and Claude rubbed a hand over the spot before she snorted softly. "There you go again, Chance, getting reacquainted with the ground. Rude. I'm trying to have a conversation with you." She then let out a sigh.

"None, and the longer I'm here, the more becoming a nun looks inviting." She had to smirk then, regardless. "Everyone's crazy, or everyone's crazy and only into men, and while there's nothing wrong with that, it is hard when you're well, not a man, obviously." She fired off another shot once he was back on his feet.

No matter what Finn said otherwise.

HP: 17 / 40
DMG: 5


kuroopu
LMAO YEAH NO JOKE /eyes these rolls and whispers body snatcher

Lucyal

kuropeco rolled 2 8-sided dice: 1, 7 Total: 8 (2-16)

kuropeco

Dramatic Marshmallow

PostPosted: Thu Dec 18, 2014 1:43 pm


He held out his arms on both sides, a gesture of mock innocence. "I just really like the ground," Chance said, with a shrug. "It speaks to me. Or some s**t like that."

But the smile on his face remained, and in fact grew a little during Claude's explanation. "Haven't had to deal with any of the crazy yet, I don't think," he said thoughtfully, tapping the end of his bow against his chin. "The only men thing, however...well, haven't dealt with any of that either, since I am, in fact, a man."

Claude's shot made him stumble again, Chance sliding his feet to accommodate for the push back. "Good thing I don't have that issue," he said lightly. "I don't set boundaries for myself. I like who I like, and if it works, it works. Gender isn't even in the picture, usually."

He strung an arrow and fired at her, but it was a relatively lame shot.


HP: 22
DMG: 2


lucyal
sodfksdf
Lucyal rolled 2 8-sided dice: 3, 1 Total: 4 (2-16)
PostPosted: Fri Dec 19, 2014 5:56 pm


Claude snorted. "You haven't?" She asked, sounding genuinely surprised. "You must not leave your room outside of what's required much, huh?" How could he not run into any crazy? She had to chuckle again though. "Yes, blessed you are to not be discriminated against...woe is me, having two x chromosomes." She briefly lamented, teasingly, before shaking her head lightly again.

Ah, there they went, back to low damage and missing. Claude's shot missed by a mile again. She stared off in the direction the bullet went before looking back at Chance. "Are you real?" She asked. "You're too good to be true." The corner of her lips quirked up a bit at that.

HP: 15 / 40
DMG: 0


kuroopu

Lucyal

kuropeco rolled 2 8-sided dice: 6, 7 Total: 13 (2-16)

kuropeco

Dramatic Marshmallow

PostPosted: Sat Dec 20, 2014 1:38 pm


Chance ticked off a few fingers with a thoughtful hum. "One or two kids who look like they shouldn't be here in the first place, a few sorts who like to think they're hot s**t but really aren't, some pretty interesting people, and one or two people that I wouldn't mind hanging with again."

"And for the record," he added, passing a smile at Claude. "You're one of those interesting people I was thinking off.

She missed (again), and he tried to fire off another shot. "Well, now, I certainly doubt that's true," Chance said, somewhat amused. "I am, in fact, perfectly real. The too good part is a hefty exaggeration, however. I'm not exactly the best person there ever was. I just happen to like what I like."

He lifted the bow and shot of a surprisingly accurate arrow.


HP: 22
DMG: 7


lucyal
/distant stare
Lucyal rolled 2 8-sided dice: 1, 8 Total: 9 (2-16)
PostPosted: Sun Dec 21, 2014 8:49 am


"Hm." Claude nodded her head a bit, thoughtfully. She raised a finger and made a swirling motion as she spoke. "I need to run the circuit you're on, because aside from a few people, all the others have been ridiculous. Pepto-annoying-bismol, Snookie Junior and a tweaked out broom stick librarian who held my books hostage..." She snorted, and tilted her head as she smirked back at him.

The trainee managed to ever keep the smirk as Chance pegged her with another powerful hit. She bent forward to stifle the sharp pain and smoothed it into a mock bow as well. "How very kind of you. Flattery gets you everywhere."

She then straightened herself up, and raised her pistol, firing a shot that managed to clip him. She clucked her tongue afterwards. "Ah, ah, it's very real." She replied evenly. "Plus I said it, so it has to be true."

HP: 8 / 40
DMG: 3


kuroopu
/dying

Gosh Chance, stop showing off

Lucyal

kuropeco rolled 2 8-sided dice: 6, 3 Total: 9 (2-16)

kuropeco

Dramatic Marshmallow

PostPosted: Sun Dec 21, 2014 4:41 pm


Chance's eyebrows rose in amusement. "Sound like you've been hanging out with the wrong crowd," he said, taking a step backwards. "I mean, I can't say that I'm that good of friends with anyone here, but I haven't at least met anyone I'd strangle."

A pause. "Maybe one or two I wouldn't mind punching."

He was enjoying this spar with Claude, as well as her company. Chance smiled benignly at her as he prepared another arrow. "I never flatter, remember?" he told her. "Simple truths, that's the path I prefer. But if you say that I'm okay, then I suppose I should just accept the compliment with good grace, right?"


HP: 19
DMG: 3


lucyal
I just noticed how many typos are in my previous post like what even
Lucyal rolled 2 8-sided dice: 8, 3 Total: 11 (2-16)
PostPosted: Sun Dec 21, 2014 8:17 pm


"Ha. Hanging out implies I wanted to be around them." It'd been very much the opposite. She wasn't even looking, and it still happened. She raised a finger to agree to the punching statement. "That." She echoed, and then gave a sharp nod of her head. "Right. Simple truths. You never flatter. I never flatter..." She trailed off for a moment, bracing for the next attack, and noted that her shield was starting to waver. She also found she just wanted to keep going, and honestly wished the shield could endure a bit longer.

She raised her pistol, and stared at him at the end of her barrel. "So..." She started, musing. "Does that mean I can always...expect, I suppose is the word, for you to tell me nothing but the truth?"

HP: 5 / 40
DMG: 5

Lucyal


kuropeco

Dramatic Marshmallow

PostPosted: Sun Dec 21, 2014 8:57 pm


He grinned. "Point taken. I assume you were stuck on a duty shift or something, got stuck with someone, and therefore, were forced to put up with some s**t or whatever the case may be."

"And yes," he added, as he desummoned his bow; Asher disappeared in a gust of icy wind, reappearing a second later as a snowflake shaped pin on the front of his shirt. Claude's last hit had been hard enough to knock him backwards, but now they both looked relatively winded; and he thought it might be best to bring their little spar to an end.

"You can always expect me to be honest with you," Chance finished, and slid his hands into the pockets of his coat, smiling mildly at her. "I don't tell half truths, or sugarcoat things. I'm not rudely honest - some people mistake honesty for an excuse to be a d**k - but I won't hide anything if I feel there's no merit to it."


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