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 Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2015 11:31 am
- Ezrael's really fascinated by human stuff, but he goes to Melanie about it because Lara's a passive aggressive a*****e.
- Andrew sees everything as a contest.
- Once, Andrew dared James to a sandwich eating contest during lunch. James immediately inhaled the entire thing. Andrew called James a fatty, and James stripped off his jacket/shirt yelling "DOES THIS LOOK FAT TO YOU?" while flexing his muscles. Melanie told them to stop with the d**k measuring contest.
- Ezrael never stops Andrew and James, because he finds their interactions to be revealing of the human condition.
- Ezrael once drank nail polish because he thought it was a potion.
- James is REALLY GOOD AT ART FOR SOME REASON. He also has a great eye for fashion.
- Andrew, on the other hand, is super s**t at art and is horrible at fashion. James picks on him for this. Constantly.
- Scarlett and James have actually met at the art store. They swap tips.
- Vivian instigates Andrew all the time by telling him James is hitting on Melanie. Same excuse. Every time. And he falls for it.
- James doesn't actually hit on Melanie anymore - she's threatened to burn his balls off.
- Andrew really, really wants an excuse to punch James in the face.
- James is polyamorous, possibly.
- So is Ezrael, in the sense that demons don't have a concept of monogamous relationships. Or gender, for that matter.
- Andrew is gay and doesn't realize it.
- James is very openly bi, but don't worry, he only dates "pretty boys". Andrew is really ******** offended by that.
- On rainy days, the entire Unit plays a chess tournament. James and Lara are usually the winners, though Vivian once won by sheer luck.
- The only thing Melanie is afraid of is spiders. She seems to have zero fear for anything else.
- Andrew, on the other hand, is only afraid of slimy things like slugs and worms. James has poked fun at him for this on more than one occasion.
- Lara is ace, I'm down with this.
- James once came back to base with one of the Merchant's "toys" and tossed it to Andrew, telling him to use it to "loosen up that stick in your a**".
- Melanie dissolved it.
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Posted: Sat Apr 25, 2015 4:05 pm
Math headcanons! Because we came up with these in Skype the other day and they never made it here.
- Icarus loves math because you can't manipulate numbers. Numbers are friends.
- Muna likes math because it's the same wherever you go, wherever it's taught.
- Ari hates math and gets through it really fast because she has no idea what she's doing. Nobody gets to see her test scores because then people would realize she's actually really terrible.
- Naomi's great at math. She's offered to help Ari countless times. Ari refuses. Every. Time. (Sheesh, those Lucians and their pride.)
- Shanta's completely indifferent about math.
- Ian not only likes math, he's invented a new type of math to work with magic calculations, creating forty-odd symbols and formulas to deal with the concepts in a numerical fashion. When he first started he had to convert everything to regular numbers and then convert everything back; now he just does it in his head.
- Anyone who claims it makes no sense gets a lecture on the symbols and formulas that can last anywhere between ten minutes to a half hour depending on how in depth Ian gets to get.
- He calls it "mathemagick". Lame.
- Icarus learns mathemagick purely to do magic problems on occasion.
- He starts pointing out mistakes in Ian's math when he looks over his shoulder. Ian is incredibly offended because he invented the stuff. And Icarus doesn't really want to seem like an a*****e, but he cannot stand people making mistakes in math.
- Sometimes Ian just lets him do the entire problem because he'll whine otherwise. Also, the calculations are much cleaner when Icarus does them because he's more efficient.
- When Ian gets annoyed at Icarus, he starts making a lot of mistakes in his math on purpose and doesn't let Icarus help him. Icarus offers to literally pay him because it's causing him so much emotional turmoil. Ian only lets up when he smells tears.
- Scarlett is really bad at math and gets Ari and Icarus to tutor her. Except she drives both of them insane with how awful she is, but Icarus can't leave her alone because somewhere in the world she'd be doing it wrong because he wasn't there to help.
- Gil insists he's GREAT at math and NEVER lets anyone help because they'd be in awe of how awesome he is. Spoiler: Gil's actually really awful, worse than Scarlett.
- Icarus alters his handwriting and sneaks into Lucian Dorms at night to make corrections.
- Yvonne is average at math. She makes enough mistakes to drive Ian and Icarus insane, but if she really tries she's pretty good.
- Contrary to popular belief, Merchant is freakin' fantastic at math. He can do complex calc problems in his head at the turn of a dime.
And piano headcanons!
- Each dorm has a piano and each piano behaves differently.
- The piano in Tomas plays music to suit the mood. It also takes requests.
- The Lucian piano plays music for the flowers. Once, Ari intimidated the piano into shutting up, and the flowers started wilting immediately. Ari apologized when nobody was watching.
- The Janus piano always plays upbeat, cheerful music, unless someone's doing something REALLY STUPID AND DANGEROUS. (Which is often.) Then it starts playing a funeral dirge.
- The Ekaterina piano's music changes on the time of day. During exams? Gentle music to help students focus. In the morning? Suspenseful music to make students panic and get the hell out faster. The rest of the time? Soft classical since half the time people are reading or doing some other work anyway.
- The Ekaterina piano also takes requests, but it won't play any "trashy" music. It's kind of pretentious.
- The Janus piano does not stop playing until all the students are trying to sleep. One kid's still up, writing by the last candle? It'll keep playing. (It's usually Shanta.) This has often led to manhunts to find the one last Janus that is keeping everyone else the ******** awake.
- Completely unrelated to the headcanon above, Shanta has taken to finishing her journal writing on the roof while Yani and Pele drag End around searching for her. With the bat.
- On Ari's orders, the Lucian piano sounds a cacophonous alarm consisting of mashing keys if anyone tries to sneak out after curfew.
- Muna bribes it with sheet music to stay quiet.
- The Ekaterina piano stops only when all the candles in the Ekat dorms are out.
Other various headcanons!
- Take one of Merchant's books and risk your life. The guy can get really creative with his death threats.
- Marianne is responsible for the Janus flatscreen switching to a whiteboard. She's also responsible for the d**k drawn on it in permanent marker.
- Ian fixes the Janus flatscreen so at least now it'll play movies. He can't control when it'll switch to a whiteboard though.
- Ian is also officially the guy to go to if you want your electronics tricked out. More like he'll beg you to let him upgrade it.
- Flare is renovating and will soon have a weight room. That's not actually a headcanon, that's canon. That's a thing that's happening.
- The Merchant works Muna to the bone for a week while getting back on his feet. There's restocking, organizing, and selling to do after all!
- Shanta takes to bodily threatening anyone that refers to fairies as insects.
- In order, from best-stocked kitchen to least-stocked kitchen: Tomas, Ekaterina, Lucian, Janus.
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Posted: Sat Apr 25, 2015 5:13 pm
The first post now has all the headcanons from beginning to now edited and organized!
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